OFFICIAL LIVE PD THREAD #2 - FORCED HANDJOBS EDITION

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My butt itches because I got worms again.

Heard you virgin incels were talking shit about my sick ink and making fun of me because I'm 5'8"

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god I wish that was me

based girlfriend.

For me, it's Greta

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Must be one of them rare Glocks that fires both 9mm and .45 ACP.

>it's 45caliber
>he asked her about 9mm
ok calicoat was based for once

Caught that after he said it was a 45 then switched it up

>I DONT KNOW WHOS GUN IS BETWEEN MY LEGS

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Calicuck with the big brain moves.
he's still a faggot.

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>he outsmarted a female nigger
*sarcastic slow clap*

For me, it’s officer Costa.

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Drink turpentine
Will get rid of them 100%

based OP thanks

>black
Don't know if he is a convicted felon.

i get Matthews

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Obstruction of Justice over the phone.

And they say blacks don't invent anything.

nice rack desu

Cape Verdean niggers

cali cops are some of the most disgruntled because of dipshit politicians and as such have developed some expert tard wrangling skills to trick nogs and spics into incriminating themselves.

kek

FUCKING COALBURNER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Built for breeding but judgement is so poor, she should be forever alone.

>tfw you will never ride dirt bikes with calicuck

I'm not getting fooled with that one again.

thiccc

is he /our/ guy?

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How did I know she was a coal burner?

>I smoke it with my weed
What a great excuse.

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I thought calicoat was from oklahoma

Cali just changed the lethal force legal language from "reasonable" to "necessary" cops are fucked even more now

>>>tfw you will never ride dirt bikes with calicuck
you will never get into a DWI vehicular homicide accident with Zendejas giving you a blowie

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The cellulite and the horrendous tattoo?

What are the odds Richland is one of the departments they lose after the break? I mean, they only go there once a show, anyway.

dan please go to riots in indianapolis

Dead give away

Seriously I don't get what women see in these men. They do nothing but break the law and leech off society. But for some reason nothing gets these bitches hornier than shitty men like this fucking guy. Women should be dating men like me who are actually good people not the immature boys going nowhere in life.

Previous thread, just before it died
>Some places the show will not be going include Bridgeport, Connecticut; Tulsa, Oklahoma; and Streetsboro, Ohio, each having chosen not to renew their Live PD contracts, according to the Associated Press, after government leaders complained that the crime-focused series depicted their cities in a negative light.

deadline.com/2019/08/ae-live-pd-williamson-county-texas-big-fish-entertainment-new-home-1202702489/

So, is he gone after this show?

What's the sauce on that image? I don't recall meatwad being a hard drug user.

Im starting to think so. I'm liking him more and more.

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god i hate those fucking gay-ass tattoos. how can anyone do that to themselves

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I'm betting Salinas is gone too. Too many spics. We'll get more middle America for sure.

beep boop my reply algorithm got a little crossed, same tactics used by both.

as usual that change will backfire on cali legislature.

Someone who's powerful and dangerous is more likely to protect you and your child

>Seriously I don't get what women see in these men
Free drugs

So no more Comicbook? But who are we going to make fun of? LT. Kennedy also getting the axe.

You know they want to get rid of Lafayette and Indiana given how many blacks are there too.

Absolutely this

>adultswim.com/videos/aqua-teen-hunger-force/rubberman
It's like if Frosty the snowman was made out of hypodermic needles and used condoms. He cajoles meatwad into murdering people for drugs and body parts.

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I think Tulsa was an old dept
They just say oklahoma now. I think it's highway patrol(para-military style)

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How long of a hiatus is there going to be?

Thank you user.

3 weeks

3 weeks, I probably won't watch it anymore

Three weeks, I think.

Hope they bring something from fla

>What are the odds Richland is one of the departments they lose after the break?
THEY LOST WILLIAMSON & DEP KENNEDY

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3 weeks user

no, AE kicked out of Tulsa PD, but Calicoat with OHP

The show comes back live on Sept 20th likely with several new dpts.

the guy from Black Eyed Peas has really fallen on hard times. damn.

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What are my comfy lads drinking tonight?

Water, degenerate.

imagine being convicted of a felony

your life would basically be over

Here's hoping they get interesting departments this time around.

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Angry Orchard

Leinenkugel

my pleasure, fren

Miller high life. Had to walk and gas station has shit selection.

Legend of 91, it's a fine indica

teetotaler here

walking in Strawberry Fields though

Yeah, maybe they're just not filming in Tulsa anymore, but still Oklahoma in general. I'm not sure.
Oh, I didn't know if they were still going to follow OHP still, but I guess that would make sense.

Checked. Dog fucker.

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They used to show North Tulsa all the time 4 years ago. That's when sticks was still out in the field instead of the studio.

newson6.com/story/34494833/after-controversial-clip-mayor-announces-termination-of-live-pd-contract

Fine with me. I have to mow the lawn. This should be just enough time.

I think Fayetteville NC could be a contender since they’ve had several previously filmed segments there.

Söyboys
Based
Degenerate

Wish I were you. My life would be so much easier.

come to viriginia pls LivePD

Bring back Gwinett and Nye county

NO! Not enough niggers, Baltimore, Oakland, Atlanta, THERE'S SO MANY PLANETS OF THE APES TO CHOOSE FROM DAN YOU KIKE PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Nye was fucking awful

they cloned greene cos. ofc craigmyle to create ofc kennedy.. they can do it again. they have the technology

I would be down for more Pasco Florida Man

we need detroit, chicago, and baltimore on livepd