Holy shit, just how much will it crash on Monday?

Stock up on ammo and guns bros. Lighters, some gold, toilet paper. Good fucking lord it's coming.

Goldtard here feeling comfy and smug

>french wine
Overrated unless you got the big bux for the big wines.
You have a whole spectrum of US wines for your fruit forward stuff, earthy wine from south america, big syrahs and crisp sauv blancs from australia, and dinner wines from italy. Most of which command a fraction of the price of top french wines.
And before any frenchiboos pop in about this shit, it’s been shown that blindfolded and not told what they’re tasting, it’s 50/50 for professional tasters which means a chunk of drinking “good” wine is very context driven.

b a s e d

Id like that part to be true so much

>investing right before the crash
Haha

>not knowing what options are

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Sept 11 is when they decided to pull it

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My whole portfolio took a giant shit on my face. I knew I was taking massive risk and committed to holding with an equal amount of cash on the sidelines. Told myself if the economy tanked I would put that money in... waiting for official recession first

Fuck the german stock market.

How do you best position for disaster?

volatility is great for traders, not investors you fucking subhuman moron.

KYS

have cash on hand to buy at fire sale prices is my guess

kek I wonder if he understands just how easy it is for the banks to coordinate a selloff soley to punish him for taunting them.

buy blue chip index puts and dab on the haters

also have a proper portfolio with a mix of different bonds, commodities, gold, cash and property (derivatives)

is a rate cut possible? market will rebound off that and foreign capital will flow into our markets too

This isn't real, right?

smart investors reduce risk and hedge with shorts and puts in a climate like this. you think warren buffet just leaves 100% of his portfolio alone at all times? investing doesn't have to mean "never ever touching it or interacting with it". adapt to the market conditions or your poverty is your own fault.

Short gang who up?

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>usually
im holding shorts; fuck the world

>invested at the end of July, hours before Trump announced the tariffs
>down 15% already
>didn't sell Friday

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I'm up 2000% in 2 weeks on way OTM AMD puts

we really are just getting started

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I personally bet mostly against the dollar, bought some metals which are doing fantastic, a few different cryptos in the event the dollar hyperinflates to nothing, and a ton of cash on hand if it doesn't, and I was thinking about buying some SDOW, which I probably should, right now.

this can't be real

ay, whats up bobro

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>what is a put

>>new tariffs on China
happened during after hours trading and did nothing

Check Kitco @ 2200 GMT Sunday to see which way the wind is blowing. That's when the gold market opens. It popped hugely last Friday.

No wonder all of you doomsayers are all loopy. I'd be the same if I was riding every wave and dip. Sure things are going pretty south, but wake me up when Dow tanks 20%. Then you'll have my attention.

There is absolutely no reason to be concerned go-I mean, my guy! Just go about your daily activities like a good wagie. Keep earning that dollar and save it! W-wait, what are you doing?! No don't buy gold, why would you do that?! S-stop nooooooooo

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Fuck Bobos , BTC 180k EOY 2021.

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he is not losing anything
the kikes put him there to get their war with Iran
the elections are fucking rigged , only a moron thinks otherwise i knew he was getting in in and i know he is getting a 2nd term too

even if it burns to the ground the kikes will pull another (((911))) ,blame it on Iran and then when they re install him they will say muh war time presidential support

all it will mean is war with Iran 1st term instead of 2nd

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Buy the dip

>buy the dip
well it has worked for the last 14 years

>Buying the dip when the yield curve has been inverted since March
You're an idiot. Now's the time to seek safe investments and wait for the bottom to fall out.

This thread is ShareBlue Slide Thread #EpsteinForgotten

>being so poor you can't afford to buy on the way down and on the way up

>Mfw the government kills itself to spite the skeptically elected president who baited them into doing so

Stupid Fools believe in this recession. Smart People know... there is not going to be a recession. End of Summer in US and beginning of QE4... it is always slow in QE4. New budgets are being drafted based upon Q2 and 3 which were THROUGH THE ROOF.

A put is the option to "put" it on the seller of the put, to buy shares of stock from you at a predetermined price (strike price) and time in the future (at the time of expiry).
Now, you will exercise this option if the market price of the stock is below the strike price.
If you exercise the option at expiration, in essence, you will buy the stock at market value and immediately sell it to the seller of the put at the strike price for a profit.
If the market price is higher than strike price then you will do nothing (not exercise the option) and lose only the fee.

Kek you might even lose your Mcjob since I know you dont own stocks nigger

Hopefully enough so that fomc can get their head out of each other's asses

It never happens ya faggots. The Jews need the economy to keep going so we can be their cattle. I wish for it crash. Death to the normies