Name 3 things that are not Jackie Chan

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I dun wan no trabbur

>toilet paper
>bed
>Jackie Chan

melatonins who have a better legal system and top 10 HDI in the world?

This unironically no one wants to be lobotomized or death sentenced by the chinese

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Payback for the farmers
Cia for once doing a thing

None of thise stupid gooks, even jackie chan, were going to ever compete with Bruce Lee and his superior white i fused dna
Bruce Lee was half white
Thats why he was a phenom
Bob Marley. Half white, phenom
Jimi Hendrix. Half white, phenom niggerfaggot

Look at Mike Tyson
As soon as his WHITE trainer father figure dies Iron Mike SHIT the bed

WHITE ADMIXTURE
GET REKT CUNTS
Stay fucking mad forever

So everything you "know" about the situation is presented via the media........ The Media is fake news.. but I believe everything in this case. Anitifa here antifa there.. But their antifa is for democracy! You simpletons whine about the shit show we live in and promote this shit show for another country you have no claim over.

Look at this reddit shill
Lel

Jackie Chan is a legit Hong Kong crime lord who owns brothels and orders people to be killed. You should have expected this from a tool of the triads.

That statement sounds like it was to be made as neutral as possible. Loving your country and the people in it doesn't mean you support the government. And peace doesn't have to mean the government shuts down the protests with a massacre

AAAAYIYYAAAAAHH JACKIE!

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and one moooore thing!

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Lol the picture they used

*Smack
NO SUPPORTING DIRTY COMMUNISTS
They destory ancient Chinese traditions!

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>doesn't live in china

Wut

based ultra-conservative Jackie
kikes eat your hearts out for promoting his gook insanity to white goyim

Do you honestly think you'll make me hate fucking Jakie Chan just because he said he likes his own country? Fuck off mossad. He's my childhood.

Great series.

based and redpilled

Jackie Chan is a RETARD

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He threw away his own son for "dishonoring" him to the Chinese government. Wake up, China doesn't even have morality. When they are not capitalizing on that fact, they attempt to balance this lack of morality with a strict punishment of even slightest public infringement.

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you mean besides disownimg his lesbo daughter?

They have his son on drug charges
Real or not.
He's not stepping out of line for a bunch of low class scrubs.

What else would be expected from an insect? It is normal insect behavior.
These people must be kept out of white countries.

He's a chink insect, why would you think he would call out against the chink commie government?

1) actually good at fighting.
2) funny.
3) a Westerner.

>chinese state tyranny
China isn’t the one throwing people into jail for leaving bacon at mosque doors, boycotting Israel and tracking down your kidnapped daughter to a Pakistani rape house only to be arrested for racism all the while calling itself a democracy.

nice. nobody likes the uppity hongkongers.
even jackie chan loves china

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The Caliphate of Bongistan cannot be held as an example of Western ideals. It's why Hong Kong appealed to the true power in the world.

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Boycotting Israel is about you, not bongs.

modern "democracy" was one of the worst things to happen to the west

>Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao (妖-yiu 魔-mo 鬼-gwai 怪-gwaai 快-faai 哋-di 走-jau) was Uncle's chant throughout the show to defend against as well as to defeat supernatural forces of evil.

>It literally translates to: "Spirits, demons, ghosts, monsters, quickly leave!" or "Evil demons and malevolent spirits, be gone!"

>any elite on a government's payroll
Opinion discarded.

>ching chong ding dong
you're not welcome here gook

You mean a corporate-run society that has subverted western democracy

dont slander democracy

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The gossip I heard was that he got involved with a female Party member so the thing with his son was payback.

He probably does because he's chinese

imagine being this badass

wow, Jow Forums gets all the scoops nowadays

lol get recket hongroach. bruce lee would be spitting on your mangled malnurished carcess after he roundhouse kick your insectoid cuck head off.

Hey, Jow Forums, quit stealing my moves!

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There aren't any real journalists anymore (well, a few in prison or "deplatformed" I guess) so we have to do it instead.

How could one man be so based?

He steals jokes from christopher hitchens doing standup on c-span im pretty sure

Theyre forced to go on rival state sponsored networks like RT america

And then they get kicked off for not kissing up to Russia enough like Abby Martin lmao

I was wondering where she went. I miss her punk rock visage

Good, China is better than Democracy. I don’t want Hong Kongers adopting the same bullshit that’s destroying the West. As soon as they become Weimar as well, they’ll be begging for the Chinese to come back and rescue them from Americanization. Jackie Chan isn’t saying anything wrong.

This, Jackie Chan realizes the degenerate shit that goes on in the West and doesn’t want the same happening to Hong Kong. While Xi’s government is pretty fucked. At least he isn’t telling people to hate their Chinese hatred.

Orange juice, peanut butter and chocolate toast

you two are obviously feds

Lmao, democracy is destroying the west? American corporations is destroying america and china and rest of the world. Effective democracy is the only thing left to stop corporations from destroying anythiny thats still left.

That's not really a pro China statement. A Hong Kong guy could say the same king. They are still Chinese and want peace, just not under the mainland government.
Also they likely have some dirt on Jacky and/or his son, remember his drug problems? So he'll just play along. Not like he has any choice.

And of the generally retarded variety, as usual.

What a bunch of dopes.

Jackie Chan became a shill for the communist party when it was imminent Hong Kong was going to be returned to them. Hell, they promised they'd make him the godfather of the chinese film industry. He knows what who butters his bread--or puts egg on his rice, rather.
He was pretty based for telling his drug-addict slut daughter to take a hike because she brings great shame to her ancestors; shouldn't have introduced her to hollywood jews like Weinstein, jackie.

He is annoyed that the American industry gave him garbage roles. It's obvious why he supports China.

1. Jackie Chan 2. Jackie Chan 3. Jackie Chan

How about no?

Chop the cock off Chowchow get with the fucking projects! Dumb ass drunken monkey.

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Why is it expected of actors to ruin their life and future? Should he bash China and risk fucking his son over? Its not that easy like in the USA where you can insult the president and get praised for it. If you virtue signal against the Chinese government you are royally fucked.

>return to peace
When a communist says this, what they mean is “return to a point in time where everyone who opposes the communist state is dead”. Hong Kong needs FREEDOM, not peace

Jackie Chan and his son were involved in triad drug trade years ago, in order to save his son from execution Jackie agreed to work for the communist party propaganda thus a really shitty slow movie which is their equivalent of The Patriot.

Time to take a break from the shilling xiang

Holy fuck that's narly. If I was that person, I would subconsciously fear having a moment of clarity. I would honestly blow my brains out once I realized how badly I was duped and fucked myself over.

And the tranny jannies on /v/ ban you for speaking out against this shit.

Whew lad

He didnt prove himself worthy.. hes like a reverse Bruce Lee as by Lees third hongkong feature he was beginning to make a respectable comeback in hollywood. jackie chan is a degenerate

FUCKING BASED

So this retard goes and lives in the west for 50 years and has the nerve to give opinions on issues on the other side of the world while being self richeous enough to still claim to live there and call it his "home"

BASED CHINK
FUCK GREAT SATAN COUNTRY

Have these surgeons ever actually seen a pussy?

this

I'd wager it's pretty hard to make a pussy by chopping off other pieces and sewing them together, since it has to ""heal"" and be ""functional"".

China did nothing wrong. Its always glowniggers planning protests.

Based. China should just nuke Hong Kong to send a message.

Id wager they have no fucking clue what they are doing and if a first year student can do a face job that has 0 scars and passes as "human" to the human eye then anybody should be able to make an axe wound that doesnt rot off.

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Jackie Chan is a faggot

Of course, hes supporting the commie regime. Hes still got family living there. As long as any chinese expat/student/migrant has family in china they are compromised. The commies can and will threaten their families still living on the mainland. And their assets are up for grabs as well.
Its the reason why tech companies have an unwritten rule to keep the chinese workers away from trade secrets.

Chuck Norris
Steven Segal
Jackie Chan

Oh fuckkkkkkkk

He's lookin' smug.

Just Chuck Norris for me. I think he is the more credible of that lot.

No, Jackie support the opponent of Xi at that time, so they round up his son to show Jackie who is the boss.

Jackie Chan is a shitty idiot anyway.

>He's not going to shit where he eats
That refers to not having sex with co-workers or rommates. You're looking for
>He's not gonna bite the hand that feeds him

He's only doing this so the Chinese government doesn't kill his pothead of a son on drug possession.

Chicken, pizza, steel

Fuck Jackie Chan, he's a pro CCP anti-white shill

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fuck chinks, but hong kongers are slightly better than mainlanders, so fuck the chinese government