....didnt win. Betting on any online 'game' where the computer algorithms will adjust the odds to fuck you. Worse than playing against physical stacked decks of cards or loaded dice because the computer can change its cheats multiple times a second. >starve again >whine again Seriously just kys. Wrap chain under clothes, step off pier, recycle yourself to the crabs
yeah you might have to actually go to school or something. had a mate that got recruited out of uni by ASIO he did some advanced physic degree. he ended up quitting and moving to Japan to teach english and marry some jap chick because he is a sperg
Asher Williams
Wesfarmers Woolworths CommBank Overall the Pubic Service is biggest employer, but when divided into states and feds, Federal PS is about equal largest with Wesfarmers.
YOU WOULD BE SUPRISED BOI I AM SUPER ATHLETIC OH YEAH???
Matthew Davis
I got pretty pissed when my Mum worked for the local council and I found out most of the people just bludge and have hour morning teas and 2 hour lunches paid for with our tax money. also they employee disabled people who then need fucking assistant because they are mongs
Jackson Hughes
>fucking saved. This is the picture I was talking about in the last thread "What do you do at ASIO" "You just bum off other ASIO operatives."
Asher Myers
WHERE IS MY COMFY ASIO JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luke Scott
Just piss off the wog speak at the top and make them glow and you have the ASIO magic circle club.
John Myers
Throw in a few polly faces via ps for the bants.
Justin Gray
Am I supposed to email Asio and tell them about my fortnite skills or something?
Caleb Morgan
THE GOVT IS JUST HIRING JOB NETWORKS GUYS I GUESS :/ SAME DUDES THEY FLAME WHEN PUBLIC OPINION FLAILS
No you'll never have a gun, you'll never get an elected position, you'll never work with children, they will follow you wherever you go and inform whoever you try to enter relationships with, even if you go overseas they will be there to put as many lies on you as they can. You are cursed, they think it's funny.
Nathaniel Campbell
Flight time is every dudes wet dream but being an autist on Jow Forums im fucked
Dominic Gray
Monday Queers&Arses thread starts early?
Xavier Barnes
possibility. Guessing the leftist Borg at the ABC will try to close ranks and get their experts on to ban everything.
Of course, if subsequently the government bans extremist speech, then the ABC will get taken off the air for its far-Left extremist content.
Angel Harris
>No you'll never have a gun k you'll never get an elected position? literally felt like running liberal to get some power every one knows newspaper is an insta influencer dude i would win ven if you go overseas they will be there to put as many lies on you as they can. You are cursed, they think it's funny. yeah ui know im kinda cursed in the fucking states eyes
Adrian Peterson
Who here has to work in the morning but can't sleep and decides to shitpost instead
Benjamin Jenkins
Daily reminder if you don't speak Mandarin you're not a real Australian.
Jonathan Gomez
yeah it's easy anyway xing xong ping pong ling long
Lucas Sullivan
I got to work in the arvo but I am getting drunk anyway. i'll probably drink before work too. I had four beers before work today
Jayden Davis
LIKE I SAID WILL PICK UP TRASH ASIO GIMME A JOBB
Jacob Collins
lel. Guess we're the next Hong Kong given the only solution will be flee this country once the Boomers have sold us to the Chinese for their retirement funds. Fuck boomers.
Ethan Peterson
CRUELTY IS ALWAYS ECONOMIC
Jaxon Morgan
I hear theres an opening being Annastacia's ASIO bitch, who she'll accidentally leak in her diaries and then you'll be sanctioned by the ASIO for retirement.
Anthony Garcia
Bet the cunts were too dumb to think it up themselves and had to hire a consultant to write that shit for them >dumb cunts sold their full filing cabinet to steptoes
What do you do? Is it easy to Get away with drinking
Angel Robinson
CRUELTY IS ALWAYS ECONOMIC
Joseph Sullivan
Stock shelves and yeah it's easy. I can pull off not being drunk pretty good. Sometimes drink on breaks. Also management are all dumb cunts at the moment so fuck them. Every time something get's mentioned not getting done I just tell them hire a nightfill manager and bitch to him
Christopher Butler
Is it an egg?
Brody Butler
HES A HI8GH FLYING POLLIE OR A CUSHIE ASIO BOI
Charles Williams
Checking in... weekend goes too fucking fast. Just want it to be December already for my 40 day vacation
Tyler Parker
Dont you have snow in Londonistan, Abdul? >not all eggs are runny
Justin Edwards
What you stock? You a teacher?
Liam Wilson
How come no cunt has gone to gaol over that yet, fucking bullshit just selling national documents at a fucking auction.
supermarket, I've even had my store manager ask for beer because they started closing the bottleshop at 6:30pm and he didn't realise
Nicholas Anderson
ayy, another nightfill user. I've had to work 4 hours OT unpaid this week because my manager is a jew and isn't signing off on it, I'm considering joining the union to get them to fuck over Coles like that celebrity chef in Melbourne who underpaid his staff $7mil. That, or seriously considering leaving when my shift is over, not giving a fuck if there's pallets on the shop floor or load or rubbish left to be done.
Nathan Gutierrez
i'm not at work retard I left at 9:45pm when I was supposed to finish at 10:30pm
Nicholas Gutierrez
yeah join the union it's $9 or someshit a week and you can just use them as a threat. I dunno about coles but if too much union involvement and the managers don't get maximum bonus
don't do unpaid work either. tell them to fuck off you aren't salary they can't do shit
Julian Phillips
No, only took 15-20 days total annual leave in 2017-18 so I have fair few saved.
Eli Sullivan
the secret is to not clock off and then exit from a place with no cameras. then you just say you couldn't clock off because the finger scanner wouldn't work
Carson Evans
Whatever asio nigger you can pretend you work at wollies you are full of it
Connor Fisher
DO ALL ASIO HAVE SPLIT PERSONALITIES
Noah Richardson
>public service fuckup >thinking anybody ever gets punished waste months 'investigating' until somebody gets promoted and the report gets buried in another filing cabinet >muhNationalSecurity = hide all the fuckups