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yeah no shit user

See tradefag post below

Data mining thread

WELFARE KING FAGGIT

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Jow Forums is actualy filled with jobless fags
this explains a lot, like how the fuck do you find the time to do all the detective stuff

Structural engineer in London. Job is amazing but I'm in London

Yeah i feel you...
hang on user try to mutate in the same company but another branch up in the country far from london degeneracy.

lawyer fag + some stocktrading

still autistic and virgin after so many years of hard work and success

I've been working at walmart since 2004.

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This. It's a shame we are better detectives than actual ones though.

Geothermal Engineer.
Fracking is bad.

? what about it

i am a russian cybercriminal, and i sell human organs for bitcoin.
(come at me feds, do it. jk, please don't, was all a joke)

business analyst

Doing my PhD at the moment

what he was trying to say is:
Get on all fours and spread your boipussi for money

Unironically a male prostitute. Women pay me for sex.

I’m a public servant

No thanks my crypto and NEETbux are more than enough for me to be doing just fine

your mom sounds like a nice lady

PhD chemist.

I am 5 years into my career out of graduate school. I have invented 6 patents worth of specialty chemicals/polymers.

How’d you qualify for Bux?

Purchased bitcoin from 2012-2017. Living off of those returns and renting out farmland.

I would qualify due to mild autism/etc probably but my family makes enough money and they give me enough (and I live at home) that I'm over the level of qualifying. I'm really frugal and put it all into good crypto, I'm up quite a bit so I just sort of go along living right now. It would not work for everyone I am an unusual case in life and always have been. Before everyone rags on me realize there was a time when I worked endlessly trying to make it in a successful creative industry and have basically got fucked over because I'm a straight white (non jewish) male. You can't blame me for making the most of it without having a strong desire to return to regular society per se.

Congratulations. History won't remember you and the work you did in life will mean nothing in the end. I work, but it doesn't matter.

Army. Literally right uniform, right place, and right time. It's agonizingly slow at times, but that could be because we're standing in formation for hours a day.

I kidnap and torture children professionally. Also run a bakery where I often serve my customers the remains of the communities missing children.

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Civil Servant, i manage contracts fpr the state. It's dull but infinitely better than retail.

What are the most redpilled jobs?

I'm sort of in job limbo.

I'm a pornstar.

Take the Martpill

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>inb4 die you filthy kike

Actually Im only half Jewish.

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I work for a DNC satellite company that attempts to sway public opinion online. Full benefits and we're unionized now.

Sysadmin for government research programs

I have a veerryy lucrative business proposition. Would you like to talk to my friend Mr Chang about it?

I am a tenured economics professor

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Kindly do the needful.

Are You the guy they warn us about when we get cleared?

Current British Prime Minister, Hello lads.

I suppress Canadian grocery prices online on behalf of the Canadian government

After hearin Patrick Bryne's story, It doesnt seem to hard to honeytrap you fuckers.

Based I almost did that this year but I pussied out because I thought 7 years of studying economics and maybe not get a job would be too much at 41 so dropped out of the MPP. Feels bad man.

CNC machinist master race

oh ok

I'm a shit-tier writer. Sadly, my target audience is mostly young women, so I come here to wash the bullshit off my fingers every day.

I am a goyim and my only purpose in life is to serve god’s choosen. To serve is what i’ll do and it is through my service that I will be welcomed into the gates of Heaven once I die.

What do humans taste like? Is it pork. People always say pork.
Always wanted to try it, but it's illegal.

Fuck off data miner

I'm a professional master debater

I'm part of a vehicle that drives towards a cliff.

IA developer for a dying creativeless kraut company.

I work at Whole Foods.

You've got a great food bar.

Work in security. But would like to be hired by feds or mossad or whoever the fuck wants to pay me to post nonsense to burgers.

Armed security guard / paramedic for luxury condo buildings

I just shitpost here

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I work for Nike