What kind of posture is this?

The ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Gay posture

kek

He probably also has body armor on.

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He is just dummy thicc

All hail god emperor

Don has a fat ass

It's the "I took on the world and I won" stance, you wouldn't understand.

>when the adderall kicks in

poop diaper

He takes an injection of adrenochrome in the lower spine, explains the posture.

Er...not piles?

Still sensitive from the blowjob

mega down syndrome. sticking his ass out like a fucking retard

>tilted Washington Monument
The posture of somebody in a photograph taken at a slight angle?

The “dick too heavy” stance.

Gib clay

He hides this very well

photo is at an angle retard

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Ass offering to kikes.

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Anterior Pelvic Tilt. Usually caused by being overweight and sitting too much.

>7.62 mags in the jean back pockets like they're wallets or cell phones

0/10 would not operate with. he's going to have to comb the ORP to find the mags he dropped everywhere

The 70 year old man with a deteriorating spine stance

Posture of a fat fuck who tries to hide his belly size by leaning forward

Reaching.

The "rawdoggin' pornstars while your third immigrant wife is bearing your child" stance.

Exactly what first came to my mind

Only correct answer. Wouldn't be surprised if he's had a back surgery.

correcting using the needle(?) as reference, no better at all. it's the posture.

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The centaur

Rotated so the Washington Monument is straight.

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It's the I'm wearing secret platform shoes because I'm not as tall as I make out stance.

senile

>janny are you okay

It's a litte bit better. He's just fat.

Plus, golfing techniques sound like they screw the back up beyond belief

His suits are an odd, oversized pattern, very lofty

Excessive lordosis from tight hip flexors

My thoughts exactly.
>the smooth criminal

Its a bunch of children stacked on top of eachother.

he could surely stand to lose a few pounds
wonder if the physicians dare to tell him that

Damm he got small feet for a 6ft guy lmao

Maybe he has shart...

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You know, like when your getting some knarly dome...you lean into it a bit.
The fucks your problem

in honor of MJ

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it's called standing with good posture. and not like some pussy-ass faggot.

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Never change

We call that one the Washington monument. It’s a benis XD

I just tried this and nearly died. WTF

i thought it was cleopatra's needle for some reason. looked at it now and it's not nearly as big.

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It is called 70-something billionaire presidential posture.

It's called the "President of the Whole World Stance."
>>only ever successfully executed by The Donald
Around here we just call it Covfefe

>Norway.

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Kekd

pls no bully

...who plows a young super model nightly stance.

>what kind of posture is this?
We are going to build the wall... AND MEXICO IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT.

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Lordosis

You shills really stole my jokes? Pathetic!

(Heiled)
I've seen this posture before. More often than not in Jow Forumsbros. It's a weird condition but not debilitating.

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THANK YOU, that's what it's called.

the dick sucking posture.

he's bowing from the cankles XD

He's a smooth criminal, taught the stance by his good friend Michael Jackson.

He probably has some lower back problems like every other human over 50

Pyramid scheme posture
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trump_Network

>trump is so powerful that his posture literally defies physics and gravity

the posture of a bottom

only bad bitches are blessed with lumbar lordosis

We will liberate Greenland from their islamic overlords soon, be afraid.

His calves have to be on fire

It's called having a gut asshole

Isnt that called a collostomy?

alpha male dominance you sissy

A guy full of jewjewcum

It's the dick sucking posture

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He has a bulletproof vest on

when his diapers are full

Presidential Stance. Best president in my lifetime. Also, they haven't had a press conference in months, in order to avoid the mic situation that occurred with the CNN guy. President answers questions directly and daily. Its 3d chess here. No more reporters trying to steal the show.

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>a gut asshole
What the fuck is a gut asshole? A distended anus?

overweight posture. I was really fat a few years ago. Looking at old photos of me, I had that kind of posture. Now I'm normal again.

He's actually floating above the ground.

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How else do you stand with those giant balls.

The left can't meme

His back still hurts from when he was bent over for Bibi

It's the gorilla posture. All alpha males do it. It exudes dominance. Something a beta male like you wouldn't understand.

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