All men deserve 1 free sex doll

no. you gotta buy it because the people who make it deserve a paycheck

>chargeless

so... how does it interact with matter?

Men deserve to chase hedonism.
grow up

Repent.

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i dunno, user.
that thing looks high maintenance.
cleaning out a tenga is enough of a chore without worrying about the hair on that.

Yang can keep his 1000 just send me the sex doll

Sex dolls cost more than $1000.

Logic isn't what got incels where they are so I highly doubt logic will get them out, and if they have to murder half an entire generation of w*men to prove that, so be it

Life is worthless anyway

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Why would I want to fuck a lifeless plastic doll when I have a perfectly serviceable male toddler. It's almost dead but the BBQ sauce treatment usually revives it.

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Soon my friend. Project Eva it's on development. Wait a couple of years and we won't be needing women nor for sex, nor for breeding.

For what? My own hand is almost ruining my life already.

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Oh hey it's the guy from the July 4th parade threads. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

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Why? It's not like you delusional weebs are any better.

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If I had the money I'd buy one, fuck it, then pay a woman to regularly clean it just to mess with her head.

>free
Nothing is free, you damned socialists need to understand that.
A nice doll isnt even that expensive

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The fuck is that in the foreground with the hair?

I imagine the shipping costs of these things gets pretty hefty.

My gf trying on a new wig (spoiler: it needed to be soaked in fabric softener and needed bangs).

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I got 3 day free shipping from Asia. Blew my fucking mind.

der goy

I have one. It’s awesome. Gonna head to the Halloween store later and get some thotful outfits.

Wait you have a girlfriend? How did that happen? Does she get in on the action?

Why is your room so pink?

are you on Jow Forums 24/7 monitoring all boards for doll content?

the idea of a woman using child sex dolls as surrogate children is so sad

>women are high maintenance.
I'll keep to cleaning out my doll, thanks for the concern

Thanks for pointing out that I'm not one of your kind.

>Wait you have a girlfriend?
Yeah
>How did that happen?
She made an ad on craigslist back in 2011 and I was chosen over several others by simply not filling her inbox with dick pics like she had been receiving.
>Does she get in on the action?
Fucking a sex doll is too much effort.

I like neon lights?

Nah.

It's just the reality of life for some people.

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>wife of four years increasingly starts withdrawing sex
>a couple of months ago I get fed up and order a custom sex doll (looks almost identical to pic related)
>walk into the house with the doll the day it arrives
>wife is clearly distraught about it, but she can’t really mad at me because she knows she hasn’t been fulfilling my sexual needs
>ever since then, she’s been fucking me with reckless abandon
>we’re back to having sex about four or five times a week (I don’t need it any more than that because I also have the doll to satisfy my manhood)
>on the few rare occasions she’s put up some resistance lately, I’ve just calmly said “I’ll just go play with the doll then” and she’s immediately raring to go again
>don’t know how long this will last, but my sex life is as good as it’s been since my wife and I first started dating

Men, if you’re suffering from a dead bedroom, go buy a sex doll now. I guarantee you it will trigger your wife’s insecurity and competition instincts and you’ll start having regular sex again. It’s mindblowing how much leverage this has given me in the marriage.

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...

>places hand on wife's nose
>it's scared

No weebshit, pillows or any of that. Faggots ruined that once nebbishy subculture for me.

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>yes goy
>have glorified sperm containment machines
>children? no, sex is for fun, goy

youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

Incredibly based lol

have you raised any children yet?
or are you just shitposting on Jow Forums

I'm actually planning to and I have a good schedule for it, at a young age. You?

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It's not like living women were giving us kids either

>Greeks
>white

I call bullshit on your story.
What would actually happen IRL is:
>wife sees you bring in sex doll
>breathes sigh of relief for not having to deal with your advances anymore
>feels free to seek side dick because you obviously prefer the doll

I suspect soon she’ll start pushing me to get rid of the doll. Since she’s been a good woman and having regular sex with me, I may comply with her request and put the doll in storage. But if she starts pulling away again, the doll’s coming right back out.

Not mine, so don't ask, just reposting someone else's doll.

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>All men deserve 1 free sex doll
>free
Baby's first post.

I did this, but with real women. Wife even got in on the escapades. I once spent $12 on tacos for my female companions while a bunch of nogs kept feeding them drinks thinking they had a chance. When I got up to leave with all three women, two nogs chased after us into the parking lot begging me to bring them by their place for some bullshit. I kindly declined, drove off, then had my first foursome. The sex was tiring and I almost died, but the memory makes it all worth it.

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desirable women in my area are difficult to find at the moment. I am working on relocating away from my coastie shithole.

For as many friends/acquaintances that I have, few seem interested in helping me to get a girl. I dunno, now doesn't seem like a very good time to be in a relationship. I would prefer to build myself up at the moment, so that I may be able to support a family.

For as far back as the pendulum has swung on men, I think it's time for women to feel it for a while. Muh acceleration and all

Is it from the LiP discord channel? They're rather based, strange given the subject matter.

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>those creepy eyes

>the LiP discord
No idea what that is. Got those from some Jow Forumsack.

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>Fucking a sex doll is too much effort
Explain please.

Actually probably multiple Jow Forumsack's posting their own and reposting others.
They're amusing.

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what. the. fuck.
I dont know what that is, but I am somewhere between curious and wanting to set someone in fire.

I get your skepticism, but what you’ve got to understand about women is that they get insanely jealous when you’re getting off to someone, or some thing, that isn’t them. In my case, getting a big-titty sex doll — my wife has a relatively flat chest and has always been insecure about it — made my wife start desperately seeking my validation again.

How good are you with your hands?

>I dont know what that is
Isn't it obvious?
It's a sex doll for pedos who don't want trouble.

your room makes me think you are strange, not in a bad way mind you. We could hangout.

gratis

Imagine having to take care of a plegic woman, or one with ALS. She can't move at all. She can't clean herself, move herself, reposition, or help in any way whatsoever to get into more comfortable positions. She can't even douche out her puss, and must be cleaned daily. 100 lbs on the lower end of awkward dead weight which you have to try to carry around and take care of.

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>they get insanely jealous when you’re getting off to someone, or some thing, that isn’t them
This only applies when they're actually interested in you.
A wife of 4 years who has been withholding sex is obviously not interested in her husband anymore and will not be jealous of a sex toy.
If she were, she wouldn't be withholding sex in the first place, and wouldn't need to be spurred into competition with a piece of plastic.

plot twist, hes married to a doll

>free
I think not. If I designed a realistic sex doll, I'd be charging for it

pay denbts

Yes, that would make much more sense.
A doll could actually be jealous of another doll.

I just play vidya and watch nature docs, with the focus of either Ursus americanus or Ursus arctos, if you couldn't tell.

You are correct.

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it's still a bad idea, but it is one of the few options for pedos that doesn't make them gas chamber worthy

*communism intensifies*

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We understand your logic user but youve made a grave mistake
>women
>logic
>pick only 1

Gonna get this one

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Well shit. I never thought about it like that honestly. Just never put a lot of thought into it at all honestly. Interesting though.

Since he didn't go into detail, he might be terrible with them and lives with a perpetually injured penis as a result.

Also, it's time for a non-loli sex doll pic

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Why do non white Greeks cope so much?

I just can't stand that none of them smile.
How hard is it to make lips that curve upward, even if you have to dial it in by taking off the head?

Thicc dolls but I still prefer a waifu body pillow

>wants his sex doll to have a shit eating grin while he's fucking it
Weird, man.

If you want to see a smile just tell your mom that you love her.

These pictures are older than discord

Based doll

Better than looking bored.

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Looking bored simulates my sex life with real women.

Two way tricot is nice easy to clean as far as waifu pillows go

The hard part is finding the perfect insert pillow

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Based man of culture

reallovesexdolls.com/full-size-heads/ They have a few with soft smiles and different expressions. The link has about every WM head I've seen.

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Take the dollpill.

>pic taken in may
I dont think so

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>All men deserve 1 free sex doll
All men who would be ok using sex doll; deserve a bullet to the head.

You don't deserve anything. And you're a fucking loser for wanting to fuck a sex doll.

>2 posts by this ID
shill.

say hello to the misses, hope she's well

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any tips on wig cleaning?