Hmmmm?
Do you automatically get added to the FBI watchlist if you post on this site?
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Yes.
But so what?
They have actual work to do like pointlessly trying to stop Chinese drug dealers, and human traffickers, and white collar international criminals, whilst their superiors protect the very people they’re investigating.
They really don’t give a fuck about a bunch of permavirgins calling each other chucks on the interwebs
*cucks
No. You get added to some jews list and he waits until the right tyrant gets elected.
Lmao. Feds actually doing their job, good one m8
Yes, you did.
god i hope so
>They have actual work to do
But do they really? I usually get 10 days notice of any drug raids on my property. The local bike gang has an 80million/year legal aid budget. "policing" is all a farce from the bottom to the top.
hopefully not I only post blacked.com
Hopefully.
Son, you do know it is illegal to impersonate a federal authority. You and I need to have a little chat.
No no. Fuck you, chuck!
CIA here, you just made the list, buddy.
>thinking the nsa doesnt already have a file on you
Based schizoid impersonator.
Chuck works way better you fucking chuck
Not unless you use keywords that are flagged by NSA CARNIVORE. CARNIVORE will flag and tag you to be reviewed by human eyes and they will determine if a Threat Matrix needs to be made about you.
>They have actual work to do
Yes but rather than getting on with it they are too busy watching people shitpost on a Tibetan throat singing board.
This doesn't suprise me at all, and it's still scary as shit.
Hey NSA,
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no, simply being an american citizen insures you a life of total surveillance and slavery to the deep state, so /pol don't count for much
FBI if you are watching me could you set me up with a femanon that you are also watching? Just arrest us both for something and leave us in the same cell so she is forced to talk to me.
this guy is very ok.
Yeah, the FBI watchlist consists of millions of memeing teenagers.
what a fucking chuck
I don't care
it's mein you bastard!
you all are under arrest! freez you modefukas!
you are on a watchlist if you have ever said or thought anything
Behold, the field in which I grow my fucks.
Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it us barren.
One has to actually care to be a threat.
I'm just sitting here eating my berries and waiting for The Cleansing Fire.
no
hmmm don't want to mess with them user
Duh??
Every half-hearted shitpost you’ve made can and WILL be used against you in a court of law
>He thinks the FBI wastes manpower adding virgin losers on an anime board to a watchlist
Dang, and I was hoping for another bombass wordfilter
we can just hope. all of us need new friends
CARNIVORE ASSESSMENT: Vetting needed Eyes BLUE A/B. Initiating ECHELON RED for further data.
A legit glownigger explained this once. Everyone’s on “the list”. It’s a prioritized thing and you move up or down based on a variety of factors. The vast majority of people are down in the negligible zone, but yes. Risk factors like being Muslim move you up on the list, and it’s been confirmed that visiting Jow Forums even once will move you up a lot. Still even if you’re above 99% or even 99.98% of the American population (which includes your grandma, boomers, and middle schoolers) on the list, you’re fine. Think about how many 10 year olds have googled how to make a bomb, or the amount of clear net drug forums with many regular users. You’re “on the list” but not in any danger for posting on here, and the glowies that watch Jow Forums take their jobs about as seriously as any government employee. It’s probably like 10 guys sitting in an office with a boomer boss who periodically asks them for PowerPoint graphs on whether white supremacy is going up or down.
I just want one friend IRL.
probably, my bags are search by TSA every time I fly in or out. They always leave a nice note, though.
FBI is to busy running drugs, a coup and mass shootings to give a fuck about this board.
Yeah. So?
If you have a Google account they know everything about you. What you buy, what you like, where you are. You don't even have to visit this site.
>Be me
>Elevated on the Threat Matrix because I post here
>Some poor G-4 has to monitor me searching for the lowest price board feet of curly maple
>Has to go through my Twitter where I just post musical instruments I made for sale and make jokes that are only funny to woodworkers
>Has to decide if me buying 450 feet of bronze music wire every month is some sort of danger or not
Sorry, G-4 NSA dude.