Have you taken the cycling pill? Cage cucks get in traffic accidents and die all the time. Whites drive bicycles, safer...

>My life is worth $12/day

I'm surprised they have cycle lanes in Macedonia, surprised there's anything more than dirt tracks, desu

I used to cycle everwhere. I grew up in a city that had special bike lanes on the sidewalk. But then I had to move and now I live in a city that has none of that, where I'm supposed to ride my bike on 5-lane thoroughfares in the midst of traffic. It's just too dangerous.

Pushbikes are for Paperboys and Macedonians

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>race war starts
>live in country side
>niggers come in Dodge Chargers to loot your neighborhood
>use a bicycle to outmaneuver them
>conserves resources
>quiet and easy to hide
>use your rifle to snipe nigs from afar
>cycle away silently
>repeat until niggers are discouraged and retreat

>imagine having a unit of Cyclist Riflemen roaming around and ambushing bands of niggers

You should probably form your militias under the guise of "friendly neighborhood cycling enthusiasts", to be completely honest.

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>not being hard enough to easily shrug of car accidents
Kek. Ask me how I can tell you are a soft söy boy with cicken-legs.
No its not only the Prius part but that also adds only to your pathetic existence.

Take your meds schizo

Everything about this post is great, the image, the humour, the greentexzt

why are cyclists such insufferable cunts?

bikefags are retards. always have to dodge your retarded ass on my skateboard because you keep riding on the pedestrian walkway
fucking peddaling homos. looking like some fruity gaylords

I hate cyclists because they dress like fags and block the road.

If you're an urbanite fag, sure. A bike can be OK if you work in an office with some s-o-y latte capuccino remix.
But if I ever see you on the road with your bike, boi, you better jump to the grass or Imma run you over in Minecraft.

I like to walk.

I ride a bicycle when it makes sense. Surprisingly, out here in the countryside that's mostly for leisure/sports. For hauling stuff or going places quickly I use my truck. So stuff that tired old

> muh I cycle everywhere
> muh I don't need a car

sermon up your spandex clad, AIDS infested, faggot city dweller ass.

Why are you the biggest cunt on the planet?

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I like to clip them with the tow mirrors on my truck and watch them tumble on the road

Someone post the pick of the bike pepe.

It impresses the ladies too

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Cyclists are dicks, this is now a cyclist hate thread

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beautiful
I have a dually and once I had one bounce off the rear wheel well

lel, maybe if we had actual cycle lanes like your webm. What we actually have are ones that run for 20 feet then just ... stop, or sunken ones that fill up with broken glass and other puncturing debris because street sweepers can't get down into them, or *by far* the most common nothing at all. Cycling on many of our main roads is outright dangerous and pisses off drivers who get stuck behind bikes because there isn't room for both of them.

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Sorry no have

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DIRT BIKE GANG GANG GANG GANG

You look like a fucking faggot op

I fucking hate how they ride on the road, break every law in the book and then when they get confronted about it or get in an accident through their own fucktardary they act like they are in the right and every one else is in the wrong

This is why you should always carry a big spork, if they get though you shank them.

Yea drive on bike all the time and get sick prostate

Did you not notice that even in the cycle lane they are cunts, I saw at least two other cyclists going the wrong fucking way in the cycle lane.

Only literally fags make a big deal out of cycling. Just hop on your bike and shut the fuck up, no one gives a shit.

Cyclists deserve nothing short of a nuclear genocide.
youtu.be/dO8XqqZK-XQ

*tough

Yeah that's definitely a problem too, somebody worked out a while ago that being on Oxford Road in Manchester for an hour was equivalent to taking up smoking, and that's without assuming a cardio breathing rate. Urban cyclists tend to wear these Mortal Kombat breathing masks but I'm sceptical how much they help, if you need high flow rate that necessarily means the filtration can't be very effective.

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>live in suburbs
>work is 15 miles away
>approx 20 minute drive max
>try bicycle
>takes 70-90 minutes to get to work
>sweaty in Texas heat
>chain up bike, decent area so it probably wont be stolen for a while
>be end of day, tired
>have to bike back 70-90 minutes
Y wud I do dis

too many misses. gotta time it just right

>itt unfit carfags getting triggered

i always have my bike in the highest gear so my legs are massive

t. can't afford a car

>non-horse-owning bikefags getting triggered
Take the Texas horse pill.

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Just think of all the tax cucks who cycle this route every day, constantly angry that the government obviously isn't using taxes for anything good, instead of just taking a pair of shears with you one day, and fixing the issue for months.

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the only good cyclists are those who've repainted the road with their bowels

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Moving to Copenhagen from Texas (am originally from Norway), I have gained alot of appreciation for biking. People in Texas use their cars to get everywhere, even if the grocery store is right down the road and it takes the same time to walk. It results in the streets always being empty, lifeless and boring. It also means that there's always traffic jams all the time and people being fat and lazy.

Copenhagen on the other hand is just so full of life and it takes me probably the same amount of time to bike somewhere, as with a car or public transport. I've never felt threatened by cars and I've never felt a threat to them due to the bike paths being separated by a curb. I have a large basket to put groceries in and if I have something heavy I need to get, I just rent a car for an hour using a car-sharing app or order it online and have it delivered.

Probably the best part is that you can bike to a bar, get shit-faced and easily bike home no problems whatsoever. I remember a moment when I was drunk, went to my bike, opened the lock and suddenly just woke up in my bed, having no recollecting of biking for 20 mins.

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>murica
here, have a gun

>streets empty
>traffic jams
ok

go back, then, cocksucker
just leave greenland on your way out

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Empty in the sense that there are no people there. You will never see a pedestrian or a cyclist in Texas. Only cars.

We'll see how much safer you are, speedbump.

that's because texas is enormous. which you would know if you weren't just a yuropoor larper

The jams that cyclists cause means more fuel output

>When a shitpost accurately describes how I play planetside
Feels bad

also /thread

Not really, most people live in San Antonio, Houston, Dallas/Ft Worth and Austin. Is more the lack of zoning so you've got endless urban sprawl so everything is so fucking far from each other.

because it's huge. also
>nothing but cars in Texas
lol'd

And get fined for doing it? Retard.

Just get the fucking license already gayboi.

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I want one, just for the V-twin sound
my bike pic related

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I'm sorry you're such a fearful cuck who bends the knee to retards who have no interest in you whatsoever.

>Whites drive bicycles
If you've seriously ridden a 2 wheel vehicle you'd understand while bicycles and motorcyclists are riders, not drivers.

I have a friend who livev in nrc the past 5 years and she has had 5 acquitemces killed on bicycles in the city

Not even once

Enjoy being sterile.

isn't it true that you can get E.D. if you cycle too much in the long run?

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Ride a bike and eat bugs you stupid Goy!

Only on a race bike with lowered handling bars
On any non-homosex bike you can sit on your ass and not your scrotum. You'll be fine even on long rides.

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>Netherlands
I'm so fucking jealous of your terrain / bicycle lanes. It was paradise cycling in your flat terrain when I visited as a tourist. In Greece, since the terrain is nothing but flat, cycling is way less enjoyable; in most cases it's hardcore indirect sodomy that you eventually get used to and learn to enjoy.
>t. I used to cycle a lot before I became a wafecuck

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>safer
lmao

i hate bikers so much

Thanks pardner

Yeah, you can ride for hours here and never get tired (or get splatted by some cagey)

Yea?! Sure? In germany most deaths in traffic were on bikes this year.

Because they think they exist in between being a pedestrian and a vehicle. They want to pedestrian privileges while riding a bike. So you get cunts who blow traffic lights, and weave in and out of traffic.

Much obliged.

>safer
More dangerous than motorcycle (real white man's transport), retard.

>>Cyclists in London

Here's something that happened some years ago that I witnessed.
>Dad had an appointment at some London hospital, we're on the way back home
>4-way traffic light junction, our side is green and we are turning left
>While we are about halfway through the maneuver a cyclist comes speeding from the right through his red light and swerves to avoid us
>He then glares at us shaking his head as if we were in the wrong when it was our right of way

I detest these bastards.

should have splatted him

bikecunts are cancer.
t. bikecunt

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I had a cyclist friend a while back who merely got doored (not his fault as far as I know) and that would have been a fatal head injury if he didn't have a good hospital near by. I can't imagine acting arrogant around thousands of pounds of steel and women texting and driving and poor sight lines or whatever else.

should have been wearing his bitch helmet

Not sure if he was or not at the time, but he was pretty into helmets afterward.