Can someone please explain the fascination niggers have with porches? I live in a nice neighborhood, they move in. They have nice cars and the like, whatever. ALL they do is sit on their porch and do nothing. For hours. Every. Single. Day.
I could understand if we lived back then? But now we have all sorts of entertainment. Nope, they're just out there, sitting on the porch for fucking hours looking at nothing.
Please explain.
Because the porch is outside where there's fresh air.
Their ancestors were porch monkeys. It's in their blood.
When its blazing hot and miserable, that does not really matter.
Sitting alone with your thoughts is based and an important part of figuring shit out and being happy. I honestly think the fact that nobody does this anymore is a huge part of why people are more depressed nowadays
>porch monkeys
>Sun an air bad.
>Being outside bad.
>Socializing bad.
Literal KKK 80iq insult. KKK aren't allowed here.
still better than watching porn, play vidya or shitpost on 4chins, you faggot
I am not 'pro-Negro' by any stretch of the imagination, but I'm not going to fault humans for enjoying sitting outside and relaxing in the fresh air.
This is why the AC was invented.
No, it's not.
Kill yourself fag
This. Based and porch pilled.
Why is that?
Real nigga hours
Yes, it is
'Simple' minds don't need to be entertained, nor they find much joy in intellectual activities like reading or working on some personal project.
fuck off faggot there is nothing niggerish about having and using a front porch what the FUCK do you think they’re designed for
It's not their fault, user. They have been skullwashed by the "Porch Monkey" stereotype. They know not why they while away the hours on the porch, they know only that they must.
I always thought they were designed so the slaveholder had a place to kick back and watch his salves pick that cotton....
it shouldn't be a problem but...
the nigger is looking for gibs, or someone to rob, or some bow ass bitch to come by, anything to get the coon out thing going
truth
Or maybe they like to be on the porch because there's nothing unlikable about that. Unless you're white I mean, then the neighbors might see you and you might have to socialize.
It's a way of being "inside" (where da po-po ain't could git ya) and "outside" (where I's kinz holla at a bitch) at the same time.
It is pure nog tier, they are a very social animal. I live in Detroit and all the afrikaan nogs and white niggers sit on their porches and watch each other. Seeing what each other are doing. Making aggressive faces
In all fairness, white nigs do this too, sitting on lawn chairs in their fucking garages. Now that weed is legal here, it's become a real pain in the ass.
Sitting on the porch is fucking awesome you retard.
>be me
>wake up
>go sit on the porch drink coffee
>go to work
>sit on the porch
>come home
>sit on the porch and drink beer
I spend all my time outside on a fucking porch. Why the fuck would I want to sit inside?
>Making aggressive faces
I would believe it until I found out that people wear "perception glasses" where their belief system makes them see things that are or are not there.
>black faces are not aggressive by default
I dream of owning 20 acres and having a porch that goes a majority of the way around my home.
nice
Back in the day the plantation owner would sit on their porch overlooking the labor. Maybe it ingrained on them that sitting on your porch is a sign if success?
I get that being outside is nice, but why not sit in the backyard. My backyard is WAY more comfy and interesting than the front porch.
What do you do for work?
Kek. They seem okay in that music video. Sure you're not seeing things?
This is probably the best answer you are going to get
i actually agree.
First explain you obsession with Jow Forums, doing nothing all day but lurking and shitposting.
>I live in a nice neighborhood
>they move in
Pretty much this.
They like to pretend they're sitting on a dais and they're looking down there nose at whitey.
You're right. They should clearly be mindlessly watching TV like your worthless family.
>Perception glasses
Will a nig nog respect your perception glasses when he is stealing all shit
check the crime rates fren
aggressive
by
default
Same user. When it is not 100 degrees outside im porch monkeying it up.
Good place to smoke blunts
you think niggers are sitting outside and THINKING?
Yeah I sit on the back porch.
I own a small beach restaurant/bar, no inside seating just a big ass porch that overlooks the bay.
Yeah, I never got that aspect about them when I lived back east. I suspect it's because they are more social/tribal creatures than us whites. I doubt it has anything to do with them taking in nature or being contemplative.
My wife and I often sit out on our porch and relax in the evenings. But then again, we are taking in the views life has afforded us.
This
i sit on the porch every now and then but in a white man manner. i'm not scheming robberies or plotting gang hits like a monkey does on the porch. usually i'm eating an organic salad and sitting by my dog.
I thank the Huwhite man everyday for inventing the porch. What a blessing
Nice! Keep on enjoying it, you earned it.
Suspected NC watermelon thief's getaway foiled by mud
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I had to find a pic. This is too much.
Not quite a porch, but I sit on the balcony of my fraternity house practically every day for a few hours. Pic related, right below the letters. Sometimes with a beer in hand, sometimes not. At any given time there are 5-10 guys out there and it's always a good time.
no one cares zoomie faggot
>SAE
Hmmm, when I was in college at Auburn all you guys did snort and sell cocaine.
It's very common for them to lose power so it gets really muggy and hot in there so they sit out on the porch if the weather is ok and breezy
>when I was in college at Auburn all you guys did snort and sell cocaine.
Awesome, so nothing's changed. phi alpha
Negroes can't afford AC
At Southern Miss, all they did was get alcohol poisoning regularly. Supposedly some date rapes happened but who fucking knows these days.
>KKK aren't allowed here.
That's kind of bigoted, don't you think?
It's better than poisoning your brain for hours with crap like Jow Forums. That's for sure.
It is. Most definitely.
>Supposedly some date rapes happened but who fucking knows these days.
we're better than that. That's pike's job now
I thought you were talking about the car
Your in plain sight for the popo though.
That’s just inviting niggers to rob your house
No AC
>not having a covered wrap around porch with a few rocking chairs.
Kys poorfag
>KKK aren't allowed here.
Says who? You?
wes be plotting how to kill massah n him sleep but big john and tiny be going back and forth if we should using a fork or stick..most time little john callin everyone crazy n shit n threaten to tell on us...so wes have to kill him and that was be takin all day on the porch casue we keep killin the ones tryin to tell massah our plot
Well it was a plantation house so they might have extra motivation. I think there is an app for that though.
>date rapes
Fucking this, I'd be afraid to live at a frat house now days. Back in my day a bitch would get hammered then take five or six cocks, pass out naked some random place, then get up dust herself off, grab a blanket or something, then go looking for her slut uniform from the night before. It was called the "walk of shame," and no one got accused of "rape." That was back when these stupid whores had some fucking dignity.
That is where they drink liquor and sell crack
YOU AIN'T NOBODY!
>That's pike's job now
Fucking kek.
probably a way to say “hey look at me im black and rich u mad bro”
YOU AIN'T NOBODY!
>you might have to socialize.
Most whites socialize.
Checked and fratpilled.
Best free cheap entertainment - sunshine, neighborhos, fresh air
YOU AIN'T NOBODY!
nah...you don't unless its a wedding, funeral, or a taylor swift concert
Based
As a geologist. I would never leave that porch.
They like being out side because they are wild monkeys
YOU AIN'T NOBODY!
I am unironically sitting on my porch right now.
I'mma Let You Finish
prove it faggot
The KKK did literally absolutely nothing wrong whatsoever
You Lose the South twice...
>Their ancestors were porch monkeys. It's in their blood
Honorable CSA with the answer.
Black men are great philosophers and very wise. Yes they sit for hours on the porch, smoking and sipping 40's while listening to 2pac. Alot of knowledge goes through their mind during these periods.
Unlike whitoids who always must work like wageslaves *buzz buzzz buzz*
Don't you have school tomorrow new fag?
I was thinking Alberta or Wyoming. But I'm a phone fag and didnt look up the image.
White people no longer have a sense of community. Used to be you could spend your weekend/evenings on the porch, people would pass by and say hello, you'd invite them to sit a while and that's how you made friends in your neighborhood and community. Only niggers still do this, while whites hole up in their commie blocks and have everything delivered to them. You're treated like a psycho if you say hello to your neighbors if you're white, these days. (((They))) don't want us to have a sense of community amongst ourselves. I'm not a Boomer, it's just what I've seen growing up. I sit on my porch with a cooler full of beer regardless, because I like to get fresh air and enjoy the weather.
People of the porch.
wtf is this, reddit? nine times outta ten porch niggers are selling drugs while they wait out the next gib. they're "hustlin"