Would you fuck a doll

dolls are cheaper in the long run and no STDs

Better than a peanut butter jar

Not an incel either, married for 20 years actually, and would totally fuck a doll right in front of my wife every night. Just waiting for the kids to move out.

>that picrelated
>MFW

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I find wanking less depressing that the idea of a fucking doll...

HNNNNG

1. I have a doll, I have fucked it, it's unpleasant and I would rather just use my hand. I don't fuck the doll anymore.
2. I didn't buy the doll to fuck, I bought it to substitute a partner
3. I hold the doll as I would a love partner while I sleep and it works well enough for me as a surrogate. I have Replika app as well, but the dolls physical presence is enough currently. The mock presence of someone being with me while I sleep is enough to keep me content.

>I think a doll has more love in it's heart than a woman.

>A clump of dirt with grass sticking out of it is more loving than a woman.

who hurt you, little incel?

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I want to destroy that plastic pussy with semen and whisper in her ear how much I love her

Because it's true

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Fapping using nothing else other than imagination is better.

Probably a safer option than dealing with a flesh thot in this year.

Looks good in pics but reality where you have to position them and see them in 4d they look a lot less real

meh, I've fucked worse

Kek.

It was an apple pie in the movie.

You can have it cheaper with fleshlight and VR set

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It's all in the eyes. They probe my soul...

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He is right you know
Women are incapable of love, what they call love is just feeling of security

>Women are incapable of love

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Ill be your fuckdoll user

My gf just wanted something resembling children to take care of.

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Tell you you dont take care of things by strangling them.

They aren't capable of love for a man

tYou can't be a doll and an incel in the same time user

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It's probably cheaper to import an Asian girlfriend.

that's you in a wig, isn't it?

Why... Don't you have a real kid...

Usually people get a pet and raise that first as practice then have a kid.

Head repositioning. Gets wonky sometimes.

Who was camera?

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Not without three forms of consent signed.

show her pussy

>They aren't capable of love for a man

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Yea I'm with this dude.. I'd rather get STDs than catch the stigma of being a weirdo fucking a slab of rubber

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>My gf just wanted something resembling children to take care of.
degeneracy

>Usually people get a pet and raise that first as practice then have a kid.

Bestiality and degeneracy

This is the saddest read ever. To think Napoleon died to these people is gut-wrenching

You pussies fuck give up on everything huh

She's infertile.

That's degenerate.

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I would be interested to know if anyone has ever been killed by a swiss army knife,

thats fine :)

At least we don’t give up on fucking women, dipshit

>mp3 player in panties
are you raising sluts?

Meanwhile this guy grew up in the 60s so he probably married a slim white loyal wife right out of college, had six kids and retired from his government engineering job at 50.

>She's infertile.
I feel for her. Is there are a reason an egg could not be adopted from a friend or someone and transplanted into her?

Did Napolean fight the Muslims?

It might make it easier to pass the time and save money until you are actually capable of being a head of household. The doll is a bit much just for that tho.

user is referring to dog treats... kek

>Who was camera?
>what is a time delayed photograph?

the asshole (best part) is not even in the correct place. Whoever designs this shit needs an anatomy class.

Perfect woman doesnt talk always ready for sex. If they get those things making children women become obsolete

Bluetooth recieving device

Expensive af
>friend
She's/r9k/tier
>adopt
While babies cost more.

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He conquered Egypt in 1 day

Napoleon did have a military campaign in Egypt and Syria.

Not this one. They got that shit looking really weird. I once put my dick in a bong with oil. It wasn't very good. So I reckon this isn't either.

>flag

dolls wont make you vomit when you look at her asshole and see a shit encrusted buttfro

>fucking dolls
absolute state of incels lmao

imagine your ancestors are watching over you, trying to guide you, wanting you to grow into a strong individual, into a man who continues the bloodline.
What all they see is how you play vidya all day and occasionally fuck a rubber doll.
Fucking pathetic

>Expensive af
idk instead of dolls and shit you could have put some money towards that. Or found someone willing to let you knock them up and carry to term.

So do you fuck the dolls too? hows your gf feel about that?

Yes it's strange behavior, but (ancient) ancestors would probably fuck animals.

don't fall for the doll meme and find a good girl

The feeling of warm when you sleep at night.
She cooking you to made you happy and seeking your approval of her cooking.
She giving you kisses after you fucked her good and made her all creamy.
She getting all mad and giving you little punches when other girls flirt with you.

Dolls can't do that shit.
Dolls will feed in your delusion.
Heck even monk mode is better than dolls.

Not you again. You're leading a real american life, to put it that way.

>made her all creamy.
Disgusting

Get a carrier mother. Just look online and offer it to her for Christmas or something. Not reproducing means you've failed at life dude.

It is the biggest fear of all women and especially feminists OP. Getting replaced by a sexbot.

Pic related. Remember how feminists write 1000s of articles, even books of how a women should become independent, should detach emotions from sex, etc.
Well, now these same feminists are telling exactly the opposite when it comes to sexbots.
That it can't replace the feeling of a real partner, of real love.

It is scared anons

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>imagine your ancestors are watching over you
In which case they should be able to see the absolute state of entire western world and its whores.

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Go eat some pieces of chocolate on toast and salty licorice.

Ha ha ha.

actually I use an electric blanket to warm my doll up a few hours before I go to sleep. It's extremely comfy when I get in.

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