Despite being less than 4% of the population, lesbians make up 100% of space crime.
Despite being less than 4% of the population, lesbians make up 100% of space crime
Hudson Green
Lucas Kelly
So is this the latest psy op to keep the idea of "space" in peoples' minds? NASA doesn't do shit. They are essentially a photo gallery and fear mongering operation about constant existential threats.
Space isn't real.
Daniel Clark
White americans make up 100% of space crime
Evan Walker
Noah Collins
BAN LESBIANS FROM SPACE!
It's the only way to stop this epidemic!
Lincoln Cruz
She did it on Earth though, right? How would you steal an identity while already in space?
Noah Martin
Space internet.
Jordan Gray
Statistics show that women, particularly lesbian women, are the single biggest threat to outer space.
Caleb Sullivan
fuck off
Carter Edwards
The ISS has internet access. However, the real question is.. can she be charged? From what I understand, the ISS is NOT considered US territory. I believe only international law applies.
Lincoln Stewart
They're worse than niggers!
Asher Cook
>White people make up 100% of space crime
Caleb Gonzalez
>The ISS has internet access.
I want to shitpost from the ISS
Evan Torres
Dykes make up for only 25% of known space crime. First crime in space was the Apollo 7 mutiny, which was covered up during the space race.
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Henry Harris
4% is ridiculously high
Isaac Sanchez
>Space isn't real.
Brandon Powell
You can shitpost to the ISS if you get a ham radio.
Andrew Taylor
Wouldn't it be like when you're on a military vessel? The laws of the country running the boat are in charge?
Michael Hall
Adam Bell
wtf is a lesbian doing there? how? the likelihood of that is very lil
Lincoln Hall
The DOJ can use the piracy clause of the US Constitution for this:
>Congress shall have the power: To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed on the high Seas, and Offenses against the Law of Nations;
This is applicable to aircraft and definitely craft within Earth's orbit.
Parker Hernandez
Diversity is our strength. We need more strong lesbians in positions of power and importance!
Cameron Reed
Dial 8
Carson Miller
It is an international vessel. The Russians, Americans, Europeans and SE Asians are on there too.
William Clark
Outer space is fake and gay.
Earth is flat.
You are being deceived.
Lucas Kelly
Deport all lesbians into space. Under 24 hour surveillance and live feed on public sites.
Brody King
Only alpha lesbians should have power, the betas are only there for the alphas money.
Grayson Bennett
Americans should be banned from ISS for infecting it with dyke
Connor Richardson
We Take away some Freedoms to prevent further Space Crime
Liam Wright
dont trust people who are biologically defective
John Morgan
The Oeith is flat. Flat, I'm tellin' yas, FLAT!
Jayden Gray
epic thread
Jayden Taylor
fuck off with text editor bullshit nerd
Carter Morales
Her wifey used to take the D and has a son from her heterosexual experimentation.
space.com
space.com
Jace Morris
I sense a another disgruntled mommas boy. Basement hate manefesto coming soon
Ayden Adams
>wtf is a lesbian doing there? how? the likelihood of that is very lil
She wasn't the first lesbian who's been in space.
Jayden Williams
>4%
fuck off, rabbi
Jason Thomas
this fucking post shows de way
Jaxon Lopez
I bet she plays the lezz card to keep her criminal ass in the space program.
Noah Robinson
Why do lesbians always have a goofy smile?
Cooper Foster
Those manifestos are always a disappointment. Jow Forumscels are the shittiest terrorists in history.
Asher Peterson
Off-planet sass in the first degree