Why buy Greenland

When we can buy Antarctica instead? Why settle for an island when we can own an entire CONTINENT?

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1) tacticool location
2) insane resources trapped under permafrost which while too expensive to extract right now, will become significantly cheaper and worth doing once the ice melts even a little bit. denmark will become norway 2.0

Antarctica is protected by treaties and claimed by many countries.

colonialism is trending again what an exciting century.. you can't just buy land from economically stable countries you need to create chaos there first, like what's happening in Yemen.. if you make Denmark like Yemen you may have a chance..

Treaties are meant to be broken.

Dismantle the U.N., then occupy this land. Emperor Penguins are emperors in name only.

Trump only wanted Greenland to threaten Europe and Russia.
Plus, I reckon he was planning to use it as a penal colony for illegals.

Has anyone determined if there is oil in Antarctica? We know Greenland has 200 Billion barrels or more.

>Antarctica
it's called gondwana, and yes, wars will be fought for supremacy of this continent.

So how can we convince Germany to start World War 3 again? Denmark directly borders Germany, and it would be chaotic. Germany seems to be doing good at starting World Wars, but shitty at actually winning them.

Penguins couldn't handle the reigns of power anyways. I saw a doc where they just wander from the flock toward mountains to off themselves. SAD.

Great. We get to have Frozen Australia. Fucking great. Shitposting on the future's version on Jow Forums.

Greenland is more strategically important.

Well Russia has bases there too, Impossible for the US to overrun the continent fast enough so China or Russia cant send their own units. It would also be an excuse for Russia to march into the Arctic. Chile and Argentine, while weaker, are very close and could send troops very easy. It would be extremly costly to occupy the continent by force due to clima. So many reasons why not to invade... It would also alienate the USA from the EU.

Fuck you EU faggots

even if there is oil in antartica you cant get to it with any modern or near-future technology

>it’s colonialism if Trump/the US buys Greenland, legally
>it’s not colonialism if G7 nation’s take over the Amazon rainforest under Macron’s control

Fuck these double standards.

This is why global warming needs to happen.

It would also flood every Democratic stronghold there is.

the planet would be drowned by the time enough permafrost had melted away. which is why america wanted greenland, that shit doesnt have to melt much at all

you are a bankrupt

Guess that socialist schooling paid off for you

>Antarctica is protected by treaties and claimed by many countries.
Do you know what country you're talking to

But america already owns the world?

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american education. sigh.

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We will own your frozen wasteland soon, Leaf. And we will remove you all and deport you to Mexico.

impossible you say? you ever heard of blitzkrieg?

Why would you want an AIDS-riddled wasteland? If you just want to come visit, we'll at least sell you an SKS for about $160 burgerbucks.

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why? its so cold and windy you can barely get there let alone live there

By the time the ice melts, we'll all be dead as Atlantis, and the world will be set back so far a new Stone Age might as well be the Space Age.

They are retarded and do not have the technology to excavate the land, but they do to go into space kek.

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Hi Jordan

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You implied that there would be no more landmasses left if Antarctica melted, even though Antarctica was completely melted hundreds of millions of years ago.

Why pay for anything when ya got big guns?

>You implied
no i didnt, get your autism checked

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Yes you did.

i can tell youre not a trump supporter because you take everything literally, no matter how absurd. you more closely associated with antifa or stormfags?

only a slow witted retard would still support trump, it's almost time to break out the gas chambers

You live in a socialist hellhole, and you elected WOMEN to represent you, all while they import goat-fuckers by the millions and expect you to promote it.

im pretty sure your government has women in it too, in fact ive seen a couple mentioned on the news

i cant deny its a hellhole looking at the suicide rates...but it is the worlds comfiest hellhole thats for sure! not socialist tho, pls read a book