Brit/pol/ - Toyah Battersby Edition

>Wetherspoons boss could be given Lordship for role in Brexit
express.co.uk/news/uk/1170329/Brexit-news-boris-johnson-house-of-lords-brexiteers

>Nigel Farage unveils 635-strong army of Brexit Party MP candidates as he warns Boris Johnson not to 'sell out' Leave voters
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7398303/Nigel-Farage-claims-Tories-Brexit-Party-unstoppable-worked-together.html

>Hundreds arrested at Notting Hill Carnival, over 30 Police Officers assaulted
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/notting-hill-carnival-arrests-drugs-weapons-assault-london-hot-weather-a9079821.html

>Prince Andrew 'ready to talk to police' about Epstein noncery
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/prince-andrew-ready-talk-police-19010608

>Psychotic seagull vomits and shits on TV star's car after failed sandwich mugging
theargus.co.uk/news/17862363.psychotic-seagull-vomits-s-ts-tv-stars-car-failed-sandwich-mugging/

>Exeter man punched in face by woman after pub karaoke rendition of Morrissey
devonlive.com/news/devon-news/exeter-man-punched-face-twice-3245024

>Firefighters called to Binfire in High Wycombe
bucksfreepress.co.uk/news/17862609.firemen-called-bbq-bin-fire-wycombe/

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England belongs to us. Im black and my people were persecuted for many millennia. We were unfairly treated because of our superiority to the wh*te man. Our higher-level intellect is evidenced through the many structures we have created. For example the pyramids of Giza which were commisioned into existence by the Black Pharaoh of the time. Such a magnificent structure was unthinkable to the simple mind of the lower species. Our developed societies gave way to the formal customs and traditions expressed in the "modern era". Without these society would have reverted back to its savagery and you would likely not exist. The wh*te man has since stolen our weapons through their national socialistic propaganda and their blindingly reflective skin. The wh*te race is on borrowed time and our superior bodies will inseminate your women. Their offspring will be the slaves to our pure-bred children. Your insult upon me and my people will not be tolerated and shall be apropriately dealt with in the upcoming Black revolution. Give up and your punishment will be less severe.

>my people
>people
Heh

Lovely stuff. Torah has aged like a fine red wine. I would love to give her the baby she so desperately craves

They're really going to do it and stop Brexit aren't they?

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Hotel Rwanda is my favourite film

traitors, the lot of them

Tim is acting weird lads.

I think Boris will capitulate and get a bad deal

tl;dr

Who even cares what Nigel says?
We wouldn't be in this mess if he didn't shirk his duty after the brexit vote in 2016!

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Shoot them all in the head and throw them in a ditch today.

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why aren't you moving to Australia, you pasty manlet cunts

Another thread
A new ID
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME

What about Scotland, Wales and Ireland’s involvement of absolutely btfoing you savages away? Why only blame England? Cunting niggers

i hope they get strung up in minecraft

parliament have exposed themselves this way as the traitorous subhuman scum that they are

Got a drawer bursting with those £1.50 supermarket bags, she’s bloody useless she is, no wonder we couldn’t get the flash alloys i wanted for the new Range Rover.

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Chinks, gays, saltwater crocodiles, world's deadliest snakes and spiders, kangaroos, Wolf Creek, Fosters, Aussie rules football, inbred families living on caravan sites

Ill tell you lads about it. I was pretending to be employed around my parents and gf. I had quit school and my parents insisted I work which i did for a while. But I quit my job out of the blue one day and couldnt face going back or telling anyone what id done. It was humiliating. I had been working at a supermarket near the beach and it was summer. I guess it got to me that I was inside while everyone else was having fun. So id get up for work at the same time as usual, shower and eat breakfast then drive round the corner and sleep in my car for a few hours. I couldnt sit around at home or they would get suspicious. I had savings so for the rest of summer it was great. Hanging around on the beach. Seeing my mates everyday. Sold a bit of weed to keep the money coming in. Then my mates went back to college and uni and I started getting bored. I'd go to the casino and play poker all day. Then the betting shops. I broke up with my gf to avoid telling the truth. And eventually began to run out of cash. The dole office knew I wasnt employed but they didnt really care. I'd go to all my appointments and have long chats with the case worker. My tactic was to keep talking until they called time on the meeting and we hardly ever discussed job applications. After a while it was winter and i'd stand around talking to other unemployed people pretending i was waiting for a meeting but really i just wanted to be inside because it was chilly out and I couldnt afford petrol to keep my car sitting idle with the heater on. Sometimes id walk around all day to keep warm. Or catch the bus to Manchester and go to the art gallery or library. I did all sorts. It kept going for months and the lie got so big I nearly had a nervous breakdown toward the end. Eventually I actually sent out a few CVs and within a week got a new job at a dogfood factory. Now when im stuck at the office I miss those carefree days.

hey anyone here got some... oil?

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NIGE LIVE ON LBC NOW WHAT THE FUCK
internetradiouk.com/lbc/

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God fake tan is FUCKING DISGUSTING.

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>asian women
>bad

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Your friends all say
>Where is our boy? Oh, we've lost our boy
But they should know
Where you've gone
Because again and again you've explained that
You're going to
Oh, you're going to
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
England for the English!
England for the English!

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ever read the story about that guy that got moved around in this big company and never understood what he was meant to be doing or job title or anything and literally did nothing for 8 years? like just hid in his office pretending to talk on the phone and shit

>makeup and surgery
woah

sounds like that episode of Black Books
youtube.com/watch?v=woK2FcqJVuE

Most girls I see are orange with massive black eyebrows

You've been watching Office Space

>posts an overcaked non average asian

fuck off weeb

>did nothing for 8 years? like just hid in his office pretending to talk on the phone and shit
That would stress me out no end. Id prefer to be actually working.

whose idea was this?

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Goodnight lads

sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/

found it

bogpilled
saw a woman like this yesterday

Vile harlot

I find her sooooo attractive.

Is she a jew?

Night mush.

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Whereabouts in Ireland are you from? Me man's from County Mayo

since when has doing little moves with your hands been considered dance moves

she's got the beak, but idk

You two are roasties, and she's not had surgery. If you want to hang with english/white women, then that's silly

>Most girls I see are orange with massive black eyebrows
Love it. Love it. Love it. But only to fuck. Not to love.
Like that grey chick in that pic that does the rounds, you know the one, theres a red head on the left who would get it big style too.

*mam (mum)

I'm from Kerry myself

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Brexit is dead. Corbyn will call for a vote of no confidence b4 Oct date, which will succed. New PM will call for vote for or against Brexit which will be against. Back to the status quo you go.

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Britain is no longer white

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Bet you're fun at parties

Sure thing, Rodrigo O'Malley.

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how long will the civil war take to kick off?

More like Pedro. Mexico is quietly reclaiming Texas, Arizona and California

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No but sometimes my current job is like that. My period of unemployment was 8 years ago. I now work in an office and do about 2 hours work on an average 9 hour day so a lot of time is spent making myself look busier than I actually am. Its easy since my office is private and out of the way. Recently I got a voucher from Head Office after being nominated for being the top worker at my branch. Thank god I didnt win the main prize or higher ups might actually question what it is I do for the company.

Get those gums around my plums

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>harlot
sexy word..............like jewess

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lets see if mr speaker changes the law.

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>higher ups might actually question what it is I do for the company.
nightmare mate avoid that like the plague

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My dads from Co.Mayo. A place called Claremorris.
Im from Dublin

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>Her maternal grandfather was a Polish Jew.
Yes

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Guys if brexit doesn't happen we should break some stuff.

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17's legal innit? Not great for andy but doesn't make him a nonce here does it?
don't burgers let you marry 14yr olds?

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Reclaiming? We built them.

Ever have a Mexican build anything it falls apart fast. Just look at all the countries south of ours.

America is not white. America isn't even a country.

The whites here are waiting for California to destroy itself so we can reclaim it and clean it up and restore it to its former glory.

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I've been supporting 'remain' since 2017. It's actually the right thing to do not only now, but in the long run. As soon as we're properly back in again with no threats of leaving, we'l be putting ourselves back on to the ma and into the system. My house price will once again continue to rise (some that isn't happening while this brexit shit is going on), and overall in this day and age, the Union of Europe is a great way to (not perfectly) hold us together and has done a great job in the last 50 years to make us stronger and unite as an economic superpower with USA, China and Japan. Something that small old single european states can never catch up with. The EU is also making us safer from threats from the outside, hence why the EU army is good. Not to mention the job opportunities we have and all the decent consumption we can get at almost a click of a finger.

Let's not be like Belarus, North Korea, and Iran. Lets be rational

Jenna Louise Coleman

she's fucking buff m8

My mum's from Castlebar!

>break some stuff.
remainer mp's necks?

>break stuff

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>someone at an angle hiding their head with their hair
this only applies to asian females

I was out shopping the other day and heard some insufferable woman complaining to her friend that her works do's are always at Wetherspoons, and she hates "that ghastly man!" She'd much rather they meet up at Starbucks.

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Figures.
Still, shes attractive, and love attractive, not just ride attractive. A keeper.

big bag of frazzles lads

Dude, we're probably related!

Nice to meet you bro or cuz or whatever the nigs say deez dayz

A works do at starbucks kek, that sounds a trillion times more boring than Super Hans fruit juice stag do

Lads I cant watch countdown without having a wank over rachel riley wat do

very greasy snack you risk severe heartburn eating those things at this late hour

THeyre great after a few beers

Stop larping as his mum

Same. We usually go to Castlebar every November. My mum's moaning about Brexit and wants to leave Lincoln but my dad's having none of it; he isn't too keen on Ireland!

About a year or two into the Kennedy administration they found that a soldier had been turning up to the White House every day, sitting on his own in a particular room doing nothing, then going home. He was being paid, but no one could figure out what he was doing there.
Turns out he was Eisenhower's personal assistant for when the previous president would do a bit of painting to clear his mind. When the administration changed no one told him he was out of a job, so he just kept turning up.

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Spicy.
>why are you getting extreme user!?

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fuck off you absolute snacklet, i'll burn your heart right out of your chest with a hot milk pan