5:00 PM AST Wed Aug 28 Location: 18.8°N 65.5°W Moving: NW at 14 mph Min pressure: 997 mb Max sustained: 80 mph
>Current Rundown
Hurricane Dorian is currently at 80 mph sustained winds, expected to quickly reach Cat 2 Hurricane status after clipping Puerto Rico into mostly open waters & sits 40 miles from St. Thomas island. As of now, almost the entire Florida peninsula is inside the forecast cone & effects are expected to be felt sometime Saturday night in eastern Florida, with landfall late Sunday/early Monday morning. The recent slowing of the storm coupled with the now minimal land mass interference means its expected to reach at least Cat 3 before Florida landfall. Some models are forecasting possibly higher.
>not having insurance Also, nobody dies during hurricanes except for retards, and the 150,000 Bengalis back in the 70s, but it's a low laying country
Jordan Jackson
Boarding up tomorrow and I don’t have a dog right now but my shotgun should suffice. No nigger will loot and shoot me.
Julian Bennett
I will say, ALABAMA sent a man to the moon, we just wanted to launch the rocket somewhere that we wouldn't mind getting blown up if things went to shit.
Camden Taylor
Yo Cocoa Beach bro here
Gavin Campbell
My parents are in Orlando, wat do?
Nolan Sanchez
Better than fucking Chantel being a landfall storm. Who comes up with this bullshit?
Hudson Sanders
i moved in with my gf 2 years ago. her dad owned the house but did nothing to fix it. there is a good bit of water damage on 2 walls and a wall on the outside is slowly falling off. we're boned
Ethan Howard
Hola, Brevard aqui
Eli Russell
Orange reporting for duty. I’ll also report for my home of Martin since no one from there is probably on Jow Forums.
You staying on the island, buddy? If it hits us head on and you need a place, I'm on the mainland
Jason Richardson
Brevard fag here too, see
Justin Lee
All I can think about it is The Picture of Dorian Gray. Names like Katrina, Irma, Andrew, Ivan and others ring out but this one doesn't have a cool ring to it.
Mason Anderson
Tell them to call Greta Thunderberg up and ask her if she would like to continue her journey to Florida.
NHC is based in Miami The nuke plant better keep running
Jose Martin
Normally I would be excited, but really the worst port is just losing power. This was going to be the perfect weekend to properly no-life grind WoW one last time before finally becoming a responsible adult and getting a serious new job. At now I can finally catch up on sleep when the power does inevitably go out.
Jaxon Sanders
No, but now that you say that I really want to. Bet they taste like garbage.
