/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - spookcane edition

Alright Floridafags where are you from ? What acohol are you stocking up on and how do you like your publix sub ?

Saint cloud /321/ who's out here with some weed?

407 checking in. Just got the propane tanks filled. Got plenty of lube and my ass is stretched. Please, come fuck my shit Dorian. Also, gonna head to Publix in the AM and cop some subs and more water, if they still have any. Don't know how much I trust my life straws.

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>stuart
>probably vodka and rum
>ultimate with american cheese

It's literally difficult to pay a lot of money to even draw and animate a creepsome spookster bursting into laughter that well

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cocoa beach fag smack dab in the middle
love me a chicken tender sub with pepper jack cheese and boar's head gourmaise sauce

Hopefully it kills as many Republicans as possible

Is that fucking Alarak trolling us with Psionic Hurricanes?

>using discord
Ok tranny, invite your faggot friends as you wish.

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>Ft. Liquordale
>Bacardi white & diet Coke

t. Miamuh cracker enjoying hurricane virgin madness

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Thank god this thread didn't die lmao

Dade county, plan on getting a sub tomorrow.

digits and dorian swerves under florida, into the gulf, and slams new orleans as a cat 5

Jax
Weed
Italian with provolone

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Hang in there Florida bro’s
We’re thinking of ya

>Palm Beach County
>already have plenty of Havana Club that I got from Spain
>I like my pub subs with tendies, lettuce, onion and mayo

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Only come to Orlando and then fuck off

>tfw you live in Central FL

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Orlando here. If I don’t have power Tuesday I’m going to Miami

Don't worry about us we'll be fine this isn't our first and it won't be our last.

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You fucking baby, Central FL's bullshit is confined to Orlando meanwhile all the bullshit is spread evenly here in South Florida

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ALL CAPS BREVARD user FROM LAST THREAD. I don't drink but have my cherry coke zero ready. I take my subs with: Turkey, swiss, lettuce, garlic pickles and white onions. On white bread of course.

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>tfw you live in South FL

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>supposed to fly out of florida on monday night
welp gg """""""""dorian"""""""""

>Just sit without power for a week
Have fun, retard

get in here
AHS General Discord

discord gg/vpksm6

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Me right there at the tip of the dark red.

EPCOTfags report in

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>Live in hurricane country
>Not owning a generator
Nope sorry, central FL is mutt and Haitians nig central, other than them it's fine

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Florida bros, it’s time we get an user into congress

lmao, NO

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ill be there for the food and wine this weekend rain or shine i dont give a fuck

>No A/C for a week
Ok

EPCOT>Magic kingdom>Hollywood studios>animal kingdom>Anything else

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We've got one that'll run the whole house. Let's do this.

Rain calms me down, more so with high winds and thunder/lightning. I've been waiting since Irma to get comfy again, and now I have a hurricane virgin gf to impress, all is great.

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I'm flying out on Friday and flying back on Monday so I'll be missing the fun.

Who

Get a load of this nigger.

Gulf Co Hurricane Michael Vet reporting in. Ready for another one.

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Just in Orlando or Kissimmee
other than that it's all calm suburban areas or ranch/rural areas

>hollywood studios over animal kingdom
maybe now that star wars land is open, if its even cool, but theres literally like 2 good rides open at the moment. AK has a bunch of good stuff.

So cute dog

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Delusion is a hell of a state to be in

Drown

Old EPCOT was good.
NuEpcot is sellout bullshit.

Lol. Deltarico, Lake County is 56% tier, Seminole is getting Browned, Space Coast will get browned further as it builds up

This

During Irma I fucking slept under my stairs in the little bedroom and was so fucking comfy

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No idea, what districts have a rep retiring? Here in district 4, repubs seem content with Rutherford

ahahahaha

Is it happening?

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central FL is all Jews and miami hatians and spics

I literally live in Poinciana, but I go to school in Haines city and I swear it's fucking filled with ooga boogas

So is Illinois.

Cat 1 hurricanes are /comfy/ to walk around in, why is the air so crisp with little humidity outside during a hurricane? Low pressure?

ask on friday and we'll know for sure

>NOOOOO STAR WARS IS COOL

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Leave the dog alone, Schlomo.

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Fuck now I'm reminded that a fucking Jewish center opened in Minneola
I can't move to North FL soon enough

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>central FL is all Jews

where? (((the villages)))

k....keep me posted

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Yes we know that California has problems up the ass

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I guess it's time to have a hurricane party.
Florida anons will know.

>Lake County is 56% tier
My wife used to work at a daycare in Groveland. Apparently their spic population has an extreme incest problem.

Y'all niggers about to get rekt.

Honestly I don't follow local politics
>Jews
There are actually a lot of European Jews in Polk county many of them from Poland, they're always the most bluepilled normie retards I meet

yall niggas track Dorian, we will track Hurricane Ricardo
streamable.com/t67kt

get in here

AHS General Discord

discord gg/gv3U7m

Reminder that some Cubans are /ourboys/ and not everyone is a fridge bodied Indio

It’s all niggers and jews here too

>(((Villages)))
Anywhere near Kissimmee is filled with P*erto Ricans, Northeastern Polk county is Haiti, Lak Marion creek and Poinciana are literally dystopian levels of racemixing

*ahem*

FUCK USF
FUCK UF
FUCK THE SEC
FUCK NIGGERS

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Cubans love to WE WUZ as whites

who /SWFL/ here

Fort Myers reporting in my dudes

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My pediatrician was Cuban. She was a great lady RIP.
My son's is a Cuban also. Another great Dr.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE hit Northwest Miami and clean out the homeless that are begging on every street corner.

Is there a theoretical possibility that a hurricane in Atlantic waters can get past 200 mph winds?

this hurricane wasn't big enough anyway. im praying for a cat 6 to destroy your little island completely. like literally no land mass left afterwards

Isn't UCF full of nigger though ?

Maybe, if it hits Brevard

Digits for a hurricane stronger than Hurricane Patricia

if you aint in broward you a fucking coward
>FUCK MIRAMAR
>FUCK DADE
>FUCK KIKES
>FUCK WIGGERS
>FUCK FUCKING DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ DUMB JEW CUNT

Really hope a hurricane goes up the Chesapeake this season. Would be hella comfy for me.

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Also Fort Myers, expecting a /comfy/ weekend

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please be an actual happening for once, not another pissant storm, im ready for a dosage of real fear

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ANTIGUA, BARBUDA, OOOOOO I WANNA TAKE YA

ATTENTION

THERE'S A CHICKEN TENDIE AND POTATO WEDGE SHORTAGE ACROSS ALL PUBLIX SUPERMARKETS

I REPEAT

THERE'S A TENDIE AND POTATO WEDGE SHORTAGE ACROSS ALL PUBLIXES

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Nigger they're everywhere, especially here in south east dade county.

Lol you guys got internet back