BAN THEM

These are Dewalt assault hammers. Although normal hammers are useful as a tool these have
>special grip = conceals finger prints
>more weight = more damage
>painted black = scary
Call your representative and tell them to ban the Dewalt assault hammer!

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This spam again.

Get over it DeWalt. Your tools are overpriced junk these days and I have Porter Cable crap that lasts longer. Stop shilling your Boomer Brand here.

ha ha what a witty analogue. *respectfully tips fedora*

Banhammer

absolutely nobody needs a hammer like that. Ban this shit before more people get hurt.

if you need a hammer like that you are really bad at hammering

Reminder: more people are killed each year in the US by hammers than by "assault rifles"

What kind of nails are you trying to set with those kinds of monstrous hammers? Compensating for something?

They will and next comes spoons

You can do as much damage with a hammer as you can a knife if you know what you are doing

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Get this FB boomer memery out of here.

I like typical timber hafted ones. I have an Estwing, but the full steel construction really fucks up the balance.

That waffle pattern on the one is specifically designed to rip flesh. Both come equipped with kill hooks and bone crackers.

WE CANNOT ALLOW THESE WEAPONS OF WAR ON THE STREETS PEOPLE

Theodore Landon "Ted" Streleski (born 1936) is an American former graduate student in mathematics at Stanford University who murdered his former faculty advisor, Professor Karel de Leeuw, with a ball-peen hammer on August 18, 1978.

Hammers are fucking dangerous weapons, OP. Don't joke about this around STEM people.

>not using an Estwing
Also DeWalt cordless drills suck ass. Might as well just buy a Ryobi if it's gonna die in a month anyway.

Estwing Brotherhood

>I like typical timber hafted ones.
Estwing's slim shaft makes it really easy to pull out of your hammer loop with one finger.

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If he had the DeWALT Assult Hammer™ he would've killed more. Let's be glad he was only using a normal hammer.

Uh I have a ryobi 18v and a dewalt 20v and my ryobi is like 10 years old and going strong. My dewalt is kinda shit desu, but it came in a bundle with a really good impact driver that I fucking love.

General contractor here, don't buy meme hammers, wood shaft is best.

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give it back, tyrone

Aye. I'm trained in the knife and tomahawk, and I consider the tomahawk the more authoritative weapon. And the thing is, tomahawk methodologies apply to hammers as well. You just switch what targets you prioritize, with an axehead you want to hit soft tissue and avoid strong bones (until you go for the kill), with a hammerhead you want to smash bones and avoid soft tissues. Generally. I mean a hammer to the diaphragm or larynx doesn't feel good to anybody, but what you want to do is crack skulls, clavicles, etc.

Really, I find the hammer poll tomahawks a good compromise, gives you the best of both worlds. I personally favor the CRKT Woods Chogan, but I can accept the Cold Steel Pipe Hawk. Their Trail Hawk is too light by my standards, and their Rifleman's Hawk is a bit excessively massive. Although I have seen some folks mount the Rifleman's Hawk head on the haft of their Warhammer, since the eye is the same gauge, and the end result seems rather formidable. I might experiment with the concept myself.