Brit/pol/ - Seshlehem Edition

>Parliament to be suspended in September
>Parliament to be suspended in September
>Parliament to be suspended in September
>Parliament to be suspended in September
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49493632

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the future is bright

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OP is a junkie

no shit, he is

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its literally in the fucking op you utter retard

you're literally dumber than a junkie haha

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youtu.be/QJ8ls5oN3ps

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Backstory?

Prefer seeing niggers or paki's beaten. Get no joy seeing Asians suffer.

based

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Hes not black. I cant fap to this.

Weak gore

>one can of raid
m8 I don't think that's enough

ill get a 30 day ban if i post my best

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From Clee to heaven the beacon burns,
The shires have seen it plain,
From north and south the sign returns
And beacons burn again.

Look left, look right, the hills are bright,
The dales are light between,
Because 'tis fifty years to-night
That God has saved the Queen.

Now, when the flame they watch not towers
About the soil they trod,
Lads, we'll remember friends of ours
Who shared the work with God.

To skies that knit their heartstrings right,
To fields that bred them brave,
The saviours come not home to-night:
Themselves they could not save.

It dawns in Asia, tombstones show
And Shropshire names are read;
And the Nile spills his overflow
Beside the Severn's dead.

We pledge in peace by farm and town
The Queen they served in war,
And fire the beacons up and down
The land they perished for.

"God save the Queen" we living sing,
From height to height 'tis heard;
And with the rest your voices ring,
Lads of the Fifty-third.

Oh, God will save her, fear you not:
Be you the men you've been,
Get you the sons your fathers got,
And God will save the Queen.

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virgin

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i spit indoors

kek

Im not watching that you fucking knacker

BIG NORF
DRIVES A 40 GRAND CAR
AND YOU DON'T

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Let tyrants shake their iron rod,
And Slav'ry clank her galling chains,
We fear them not, we trust in God,
New England's God forever reigns.

Howe and Burgoyne and Clinton too,
With Prescot and Cornwallis join'd,
Together plot our Overthrow,
In one Infernal league combin'd.

When God inspir'd us for the fight,
Their ranks were broke, their lines were forc'd,
Their ships were Shatter'd in our sight,
Or swiftly driven from our Coast.

The Foe comes on with haughty Stride;
Our troops advance with martial noise,
Their Vet'rans flee before our Youth,
And Gen'rals yield to beardless Boys.

What grateful Off'ring shall we bring?
What shall we render to the Lord?
Loud Halleluiahs let us Sing,
And praise his name on ev'ry Chord.

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my mum said im such a mess it couldn't get worse if i spat indoors

so i did

A mate of mine, when he was wanking, just jizzed on his ma's carpet and wiped it in with his foot.

Dont know what he's up to nowadays

Full beams only

You watch him do this?

fucking kek
you wee fucking maddy.
Pissing in bottles was my thing as a teenager

Dipping is for cucks

probably in the jail for beastin wains

hopefully he's moved on to bigger and better things since then

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New England = Rhodesia of the 21st Century

da fuck i did.

He told me about it. I always looked more closely at the carpet when I was over in his gaff though

thats just rank you dirty virgin

i've got the led headlights adjusted to the highest position in my bmw just so you know you know

Damn right.
This time, we will win

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stfu faggot. I was 15

your mum buys you spicy nuggets because she knows it makes you mad

so?

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Kek good work, I have to wear sunglasses at night as everyone flashes at me to dip my headlights, fuck em I am not doing that

>Pissing in bottles
I go on long walks. This is a massive thing with truck drivers. The amounts of bottles full a pish along the motorways.

yeah but i do it in my 40 grand bmw and you dont

I think he must of started with lino and worked up to the carpet.
Probably wanking on parquet now. Posh cunt.

No you don't but checked anyway.

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yeah i do you envious virgin haha

i've been sectioned and you all envy me

Give up the dope. Find Jesus. Or even your local pub and football firm, Nige. But for a brother across the pond, give up the gear, m8

A general strike will begin on Monday.

lel

>Find Jesus
i would but sadly our dealers go by different names here

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>join National Action
>destroy your local Facial Recognition Camera
>rape your local Antifa
join National Action
destroy your local Facial Recognition Camera
rape your local Antifa
>join National Action
>destroy your local Facial Recognition Camera
>rape your local Antifa
join National Action
destroy your local Facial Recognition Camera
rape your local Antifa
>join National Action
>destroy your local Facial Recognition Camera
>rape your local Antifa
join National Action
destroy your local Facial Recognition Camera
rape your local Antifa
>join National Action
>destroy your local Facial Recognition Camera
>rape your local Antifa
join National Action
destroy your local Facial Recognition Camera
rape your local Antifa

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hey if we are free, can you send us some tea?

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MI6 Glowniggers begone

they ever inject you with lorazepam so you couldn't form memories when they broke their own response protocols or do you not remember?

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i've never been sectioned i just fucking hate eddie

LARP

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nah they cant catch me and no cell will contain me

You seem too familiar with this process?

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"A parents death is better than a divorce" - Peter Hitchens.

Is he right?

thats not my kind of actavis

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>The injectable version is long-acting and lasts for about two weeks
shit if only they made heroin like this fuuuuuucccckkk

You know you can buy carfentanil online from chinese sites right? they deliver too

I'm sure Twitter has no agenda. Also I was listening to LBC earlier, the meltdowns over prorogation have been hilarious.

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bro i barely know how to log onto Jow Forums

I still do this if I'm drunk and can't be bothered to get up to go to the toilet

The actavis you need though

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>support the EU and wave its flag while opposing a democratic referendum result
Save Democracy, Stop the Coup
>invent stupid laws against causing alarm or distress
We're all gonna die, the Fascists have taken over

Why do they project so hard? Do they realise how hypocritical they are?

Ends in -azine

Must be good

thats not cocaine???

but thats not promethazine???

dont you know, Im still standing.

Narrative more effective and agreeable than hard truths.

If love were a circus, youd be a clown by now

Jesus, Ive got a great jawline.

post pics

I was talking to myself.
(just admiring myself here in the mirror)

yeah and im talking to you virgin

post pics

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I look like a 35yr old Matthew Modine

why do my cigarettes taste like petrol

post pics virgin

>Parliament to be suspended in September
god save the queen

because I soaked them in petrol cunt what you gonna do about it?

talking to yourself in the mirror? guess what we know you need lad

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you dont have friends so why would you think talking to me would change that?

im not going to be your friend

Dont get too hard, fag

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but thats not you

in reality this is you and thats why you wont post a picture lol

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ends in -ine
prefer -azine

But yeah, giz two to start. Whats the worse that can happen

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your mum spoon feeds you calpol and thats about it

I might take another pic, cos I actually look younger and more masculine than that.
My camera is really bad quality

but you havent even posted a pic of urself retard

Ive forgotton how to turn on the camera

How do you turn on the camera on a Hp Pav.

Happy now?

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