Some dickhead cuts me off on my way home

>FUCK YOU, YOU COMMIE FAGGOT!!
>YOU FUCKING JEWISH BASTARD!!

kek

>Pulls up to his car
>unload a clip in him
>check through his car grabs his wallet
>drives away from scene
>drives to his house I get to the front door his wife answers the door
> she says hello
>I reply, I like your house can I come in
I grab door handle, she starts panicking.
>I grab by the neck and strangled her to death, rape her dead body
> drives home like nothing happened

Lmao you look at the floor when you walk past someone, let alone get confrontational you virgin

Who are you kidding

Should've called him a janny.

Completely normal night.

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Commie faggot

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>unload a clip in him
This nigger drives around with a M1 garand.

I usually just call people who do that shmo-hawks ...idk I heard it on curb your enthusiasm.
An now that I think of it .. sounds like a very jewish thing to say.. Im not jewish

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Browsing pol has upped my insult game 1000x over, I roast people constantly in my head, of course I never say any of these things out loud because I would probably get into fights every 10 minutes if I did

It's not Jow Forums.
It's the grind of the capitalist rat race.
Try not to notice your owners flying over the traffic in helicopters and corporate jets.

>living in America
>having to deal with mutt-rage everyday
What a terrible way to live.

Yasssssssss Leaf

*ping*

>be me
>driving flatbed truck on 4 lane city street (two each way) with coworker
>hit up 7-11 for BIG GULPS
>spandex weenie bikefaggot in middle of right lane.
>holding up traffic as everyone moves to pass
>pass bikefag
>oh Fug red light
>bike fag passes everyone who just passed him on right shoulder
>bikefag now front on line up again
>pass bike fag again using left lane
>back to right lane
>oh Fug no, another red light
>see bikefag go for shoulder again
>he’s a couple truck lengths back
>ease truck tires right right to curb
>ohnoyoudont.exe
>bikefag beers left and approaches drivers window
>Bitch.com
>launch slurpee right in his face
>green light
>bike fag peddling like mad
>Fug me another red light
>bikefag pulls up left side again
>doesn’t expect I’ve reloaded
>slurpee #2 right in the chest
>bike fag falls off bike seething
>green light
>have many keks

>be me late 20's at the time white guy
>driving down a side street in my neighborhood
>roads are narrow and crowded
>car approaching going opposite direction
>it's a tight fit but I drive by confidently
>a spic with face tattoos in the passing car yells "slow down" as he passes
>was literally going the speed limit
>fuck this spic
>I stop, put it in reverse back up
>he's stopped as well
>I get out, he gets out

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Commie faggot

I told my assistant to gas himself. I thought it was rather based.

slav rage is even worse. people get shot over a parking space and guns here are illegal. if we had the 2nd amendment it would be the wild west

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Why you so angry user?

>I say to him in a condescending manner "you need help with something"
>maintain eye contact
>clearly he's used to people seeing his retarded gangbanger wannabe face tattoos and not confronting him
>I don't give a fuck
>He tries to save face by lecturing me about "kids living in the area"
>I was driving safely so I tell him to fuck off and mind his own business and that he's not a police officer
>"lemme see your badge"
>we both walk back to our cars

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Visiting my liberal, elderly parents last week, and taking them out to eat. My dad insisted on pointing and barking directions the whole time I was driving (in the town I grew up in).
>You wanna get in the other lane.
>Start slowing down now...
>Turn here. Turn here dammit!!!
Without thinking I was like
>Nigger I know how to get to Texas Roadhouse!
>silence
>Mom was like... W-what?

>I say to him "nice tattoos"
>drive away
>A few minutes later he pulls up beside me
>He turned around and followed me
>Rolls his window down and says "you want to do something?"
>Funny how the spic only wants to fight when I try to move on with my day, and didn't do shit when I was standing in front of him
>right after he says that, a young child probably three years old lifts her head up to see what's happening
>not in a carseat, sitting in the front passenger seat while this retarded spic tries to get into road rage fights
>Immediately look at him with disgust

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At this point I hope the spic shoots you.

>I pick up my phone to report this spic who's endangering this young child
>He throws a carwash token at me and peels off like a madman running through stop signs
>he's gone before I can get his plate number
>this same spic was just lecturing me about being safe around kids

You have to give them a dirty look so you can be positive they're aware that you know.

It was probably your cousin

when i went to Hooters two weeks ago i was too scared to stare at the women's cleavage

kek
my dad used to be a truck driver, and apparently he had a piss cups he would occasionally throw at cars

cause I got cut off by a commie faggot
learn to read, dipshit

What else would you want to know?

>drive in the city
>see local head politician for the green party biking (pic related)
>he bikes in the middle of the road despite it being a broad sidewalk
>honk on him really loud and scare him
>drive dangerously fast past him

They have blocked the whole city centre from traffic, so all the shops there are having a hard time. They have removed all the parking spaces in the city, they have put up 30 toll booths around the capital and it's 7$ for a car. It's getting critical guys.

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>mum annoys
>call her kike

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>not calling him a commie faggot nigger jew
Your journey is not yet complete grasshopper.