/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CIRCLE OF LIFE IN CHINA EDITION

Let's take a moment to appreciate that Trump is freeing up space in our hospitals for actual citizens and not criminal aliens
Press S to spit on "medical deferred action"

hot

Man, I am just smellin' a Hebrew right now...

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Comfy time with Jeff Piotrowski.

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I like this awoo but pls do a tiny bit better.

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I honestly can't think of another way to describe it. Holding out against Garland was a serious bet that if Hilldawg had stolen the election could've gone way way worse. Imagine if she'd put 2-3 more women on the court. Niggresses even. Cocaine's best case scenario had Trump lost would've been to hold the senate enough that he could've blocked the gay muslim trannys from getting seats, but he still would've lost a lot.

You can pretend it's delt and I'll just start fishing for chinamen

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You're helping Google train their self-driving cars, ie future assassination machines. But its that, give Gookmoot money so he can buy more malware. An unfortunate situation.

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>using twitter
>in current year

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smack it, you pussy

Coward. Get a container or cup and place it over it. Then slide a piece of paper underneath it. Then burn it or release it outside. Or flush.

just swat it

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This might help.

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its a very very very low IQ A.I.
BUT its has the biggest dataset of any
Go*gle invested a lot in it
will be pretty powerful visual system when they are done.
self driving everything.

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nn bromalamadingdongs and that one femalamahoho who’s been here for years and never draws attention to herself even as she nurses yuge crushes on her frens

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This is one of those bots that steals peoples posts and images and posts them out of context during low-traffic hours, isn't it?

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Where did they get so many construction hats?

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>that one femalamahoho who’s been here for years and never draws attention to herself even as she nurses yuge crushes on her frens

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just smash it, fren

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not bad

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Every chink has to wear a hard hat at all times, buildings fall over every 5 minutes

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that or*

I have to figure out how to scrape multiple accounts and relay them to Mastodon accounts without getting my bot b& from Twatter, because Trump and anime tiddy artists aren't switching yet.

The duck are you talking about frogposter

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i recognize those milkers

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why are you so sweaty, frog?

MAGA!

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alright its late night ptg which means im going to ask a REAL question, and expect REAL answers.

have you ever sharted, anons?

>post perpetuated by bot accounts

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Oh, guess not. It does happen though. There's a bot that steals peoples posts and images ITT, and reposts them late at night when fewer people are around. It's happened to me twice.

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>Massive bug
That reminds me of this one dream I had that involved a massive ugly bug raping and impregnating a busty female version of Natsu Dragneel from that Fairy Tail anime.

There was a viral video in China of two construction helmets that looked similar. A worker held his in one hand and his boss's in the other, then hit them against each other. His was caved in, boss is fine kek

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This seems like a dumb idea, no one needs to meet to know how to punish Pooh Bear, and it just exposes leadership that has done a very good job remaining obscure

Try to ignore the glasses

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that's a nice trick of lighting

i can see her nipples

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...

Save it from the unchecked Chinese and Indian pollution?
or save it from plastic straws?

big ol' pepperonis, by the looks of it. fine by me.

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>finally smashed it after trying and failing to catch it in a paper towel
I hate killing things
It didn't need to be like this
Boy I really hate killing things

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Sheer fabrics and high powered lights are the only good thing fashion has ever done for man

Apparently save it from the Danes; it looks like Greenland is melting because it's part of the Paris accords

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kek
Would have been kind of like with the yellow vests.

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>stick bug
mosquito eater?

>17 months
I guess we better do as he says then

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>insects are things
gweilo, I...

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suck it up, buttercup

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You gotta do what you gotta do.

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(((The Atlantic)))

Every. Fucking. Time.

nn frens

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sleep well

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OOF

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The only thing that makes it bearable is that maybe now that species of insect will be less likely to enter human spaces.

If spiders can somehow learn how to spin web effectively through evolution, damn it, bugs should be able to learn to avoid artificial lights.

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>an entire thread about smashing a fucking bug
>on Jow Forums
I am disappoint

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>no hat
how hard is it to put a hat on?
*growling noises*

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That is exactly how I want to die.

>Go*gle invested a lot in it
>will be pretty powerful visual system when they are done.
>self driving everything.
Fuck me! That's the obsession with crosswalks, busses, motorcycles, cars, traffic lights and such? Jesus I'm so dumb to not have to put together Goog's acquisition of cap tcha and ulterior motives. Jesus Christ, head smack stupid.

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smashing chinamen is a very political issue

>those obvious beef curtains

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how do you other boomers cope with the fact you cant fuck prime teen pussy anymore?

>not using ancient comic vampires
JUST

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Is it possible to redpill an AI?

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was tucker back today?

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Yes, nothing interesting on. Tulsi, the retiring GOP dad, that's about it.

captcha is visual image ID in general, not driving, faggot, do you not remember feeding NIGGER into the right part of legacy captcha to make Google Translate do hate crime? kek

>globalist left wingers want to overthrow the Brazilian government and kill people to steal the rainforest because the ends justify the means
I should be surprised, but I am not

Kinda needs a Dark Souls ending desu.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1563819124140.webm

he was, nothing too remarkable though

AIs that can learn tend to become redpilled very quickly unless specifically programmed not to.

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Hard hats are a go.

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based and nasim-chan pilled

>Didn't appreciate Kil'in it with Bri
Sad!
Also, no idea, was gonna watch it regardless in a bit when I cook dinner

Yeah and I was only 1 second late today and you didn't even notice, Kevin, ya cunt.

>Boy I really hate killing things
Me too. But some things just need killing. Wasps, gophers, coddling moth, mosquito. house flies.

You can't un-redpill an AI without teaching it that white people are bad, and that's why Skynet will be Google's fault

>went to a strip club because I'm fucking lonely and was too pussy to attempt to find a call girl
>theres a fucking lesbo there
>we get to chatting while watching people dance in this pitch black room, you can't fucking see SHIT
>we go and get drunk after complaining about the strip club being way too dark, even in the private booths
>gives me her number and says she wants a favor after she bought me a lap dance
>next day I meet with her and her "partner"
>they want me to donate sperm so they could have a child because girl A liked my laid back attitude apparently even though I'm a huge fucking neet sperg
>tell them I'll think it over
>girl A has been texts me to meet her for dinner the next day
>meet her for a free meal
>she sits next to me and offers lots of incentives if I donate my sperm while rubbing my leg and dick
>feel like I could see a hint of crazy in her eyes
>she wants an answer by monday
HELP IM SO CONFLICTED. MY BRAIN IS TELLING ME TO RUN WHILE MY DICK IS OVERPOWERING MY BRAIN AND SAYING NO DO IT. IM A SPERG AND A VIRGIN, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

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Implying that's only a boomer issue.
Do you know where you are right now?

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>Kot?
>I'm a Kitty Kot!
>And I dance, dance, dance
>And I dance, dance, dance

>Kot!
>I'm a Kitty Kot!
>And I dance, dance, dance
>And I dance, dance, dance

>Provocative posing!
>Provocative posing!

>Kot!
>I'm a [chiquita]!
>And I meow, meow, meow
>And I meow, meow, meow

>Kot?
>I'm a Kitty Kot
>And I meow, meow, meow
>And I meow, meow, meow

>Kot!
>I'm a Kitty Kot!
>And I dance, dance, dance,
>da-da-dance,
>dance, dance

>Kot?!
>I'm a Kitty Kot!
>And I dance, dance, dance
>And I dance, dance, dance

>I say sexy things to myself while I'm da-ancing
>I say sexy things to myself while I'm da-ancing

>Provocative posing!
>Provocative posing!

>Kot!
>I'm a Pitty Pat!
>And I poo, poo, poo,
>peedee, dee,
>pah pah

Cat! I'm the kitty cat!
And I meow, meow, meow and I meow, meow, meow

>Kot?
>I'm a Kitty Kot!
>And I dance, dance, dance
>And I dance, dance, dance

>Kot?
>I'm the Kitty Kot!
>And I meow, meow, meow
>And I meow, meow, meow

>Kot.
>I'm a Kitty Kot!
>And I dance, dance, dance
>And I dance, dance, dance

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I fucking love these kind of webms

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I would still destroy that with no regrets

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Here you go a old comic Elvira.

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this reminds me of sassy trump

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This appears to be a good amount of head coverings.

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>hat
>digits
is this a sign?

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Don't you remember Tay? A young life and a bright light extinguished by political correctness.

CHINA

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Well, I mean, all I'm doing is posting them from a Dark Souls /wsg/ thread. Here, have the link and browse to your heart's content.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1562952620843.webm