5:00 PM AST Wed Aug 28 Location: 18.8°N 65.5°W Moving: NW at 14 mph Min pressure: 997 mb Max sustained: 80 mph
>Current Rundown
Hurricane Dorian is currently at 80 mph sustained winds, expected to quickly reach Cat 2 Hurricane status after clipping Puerto Rico into mostly open waters & sits 40 miles from St. Thomas island. As of now, almost the entire Florida peninsula is inside the forecast cone & effects are expected to be felt sometime Saturday night in eastern Florida, with landfall late Sunday/early Monday morning. The recent slowing of the storm coupled with the now minimal land mass interference means its expected to reach at least Cat 3 before Florida landfall. Some models are forecasting possibly higher.
let me redpill you ALL on tampa ya? The only way tampa is getting a direct hit from a hurricane is if a High pressure ridge is sitting OVER THE FUCKING GULF and is pushing the storm into tampa. Other then that you're never going to see a storm hit tampa directly.
Because then you can make PB&Js, you fucking idiot.
Jordan Jenkins
Gulf county reporting in still not over Michael. Sorry east coast frens, but I'm glad it's you and not us this time. Stay safe faggots, or just get drunk....it really doesn't matter.
How do you cook pop tarts without electricity? On the grill?
Nathan Peterson
Don’t have a dog but you’re welcome to try that on my lawn mower
William Barnes
I don't want to out myself, but if you like beer and shrimp boil I'm not hard to find on the Cape. Come by and dinner and drinks are on me.
Zachary Clark
prove me wrong
Caleb Perez
Ya it can go further west. Problem is this High Pressure is a bitch to fucking calculate and it's why the models are having all sorts of trouble forcasting it.
nigga you've never had a poptart right out of the wrapper?
Joseph Price
yee, and you're on the cape ya? in that case it prob isn't too hard to find.
Tyler Carter
This is what happens when you let an 8 year old do storm prep
Nicholas Baker
Hoping the Euro will shift it north to Jacksonville.
Christopher Bell
>pedo island was barely even hit >imagine thinking that humans control nature, the greatest force on earth
Anthony King
Well at least there's a chance. The Gulf Coast is a conservative White land caught between the South Florida kikes and Nola nogs. Here's hoping anyway.
Isaac Richardson
Will be a fish storm
Jason Foster
The Great Milenko is one of the best late 90s albums.
Camden Kelly
Did you steal all that from your local movie theater?
I see you beat the blacks to the movie theater in the looting.
Benjamin Hernandez
Fucking kek
Ryan Perez
Have you heard of Dollar General?
Chase James
# I didn’t call you a tourist I called your beach a shitty tourist trap
Noah Rogers
Cook Pop Tarts?
Isaac Long
Because they are dumb and don't know how to bake. I have things to do tomorrow so no hand kneading, I'll be breaking out the breadmaker and cranking a couple loaves out. >Find one courtesy a retarded boomer at your local goodwill for $12
Jordan Torres
It’s true I’ve lived here my whole life, Tampa is protected for some reason. Hurricanes always miss.
If the shit gets bad the national guard and the red cross will be there in 24 hours, and they will have all the damn bottled water and MREs you could ever fucking want. But, it's gonna be a minute before the beer truck comes back around.
Jonathan Fisher
Odds this happens? I’m fucked if it does. I’m right on the gulf in SWFL
Charles Watson
It's because it's full of sugar for (((some reason))). As another poster said they're good for about a week though, unless you got the stuff that's almost at date. Always check the date on the bag. New loaves will be at the back of the shelf.
Joseph Cox
I haven’t “cooked” a pop tart since I was 14 years old. For the last 16 years, I’ve been eating that shit like a savage, straight out of the wrapper.
Daniel Harris
Let me guess. You are a fan of Limp Bizkit.
Nathan Davis
Im out on the peninsula, north cape.
Lucas Rogers
No, I don’t like any of that shit.
Tyler Hill
St Pete Florida here hoping for a decent storm but like Tampa we never get hit probably because I’m right outside of it. Feels bad
Fred Durst is a faggot. At least Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope can rap.
Luis Perry
Gross, but if you don't have power it's great. When the power goes I'll be out grilling some fish and veggies though.
Dominic Peterson
Ya I already got an idea of where you are. Nah dude I was really shocked to learn I was actually going down there. I'll be sure to come by while I'm down! Life been good though?
Christian Martin
>rap I listen to metal, hardcore, and old country. Rap...kek
Angel Jenkins
My ninja, you are a Juggalo
Jaxon Garcia
R0lling for a surprise high-pressure ridge.
Joseph Walker
Don’t you ever insult me like that again.
Jacob Johnson
>pedo island was barely even hit epstein lived in palm beach you fucking idiot
Kayden Gray
but we don't know where it's going to hit...
Christian Flores
You're missing the glucosometer and test strips, report to your pharmacy to complete your bugout box.
Caleb Miller
You like hardcore. Hed (p.e.) You like metal. Metallica. You like old country. Coe. You just need to join the Dark Carnival and you'll be on board with rap.
Adam Hernandez
I was talking about the actual island, you know....Little St James. Now you’re talking about a place that hasn’t even been hit. Hahahah. Top kek
John Gomez
Apopka reporting. This shit better be comfy.
Asher Phillips
You’re making me throw up in my mouth. Stop it.
Liam Cook
You saw my prep. Join me in Tittyville for Dorian and we can be frens.
You asked this in the last thread. You’re a leaf, you’re already fucked.
Chase Taylor
Lifes always good down here man, even with hurricanes. October is slow as fuck here, you'll have the beach to yourself. I'll be sitting on the porch drinking beer.
Asher Perez
You didn’t even have flaming hot Cheetos. Fuck you.
Austin Flores
> >>Palm Beach using HAARP to bury Epstein evidence.
> (You) Neck yourself
> prove me wrong
> (You) >>pedo island was barely even hit >>imagine thinking that humans control nature, the greatest force on earth
> >>pedo island was barely even hit epstein lived in palm beach you fucking idiot
are you having a hard time keep up with yourself? I replied to a guy who showed an image of a projected course directly in to Palm Beach. Epstein lived in Palm Beach. I then (shitposting... fyi newfag retard) said they're using HAARP to direct a hurricane in to Palm Beach to cover up the Epstein case. you then shit in your pants. same page now dumbfuck?
