So uncle, why are you still living in grandma's house and still not married? aren't you older than daddy?

"Well you see, dear nieces, your parents don't believe in reality, which is that the world is collapsing, society has become very ill, and our country is now filled with people who shouldn't be here. There's no way to sustain 7 billion humans on earth, and so a great extinction event is approaching which will return humanity to the stone age. It's not a good time to have young children, as they will almost certainly starve to death. Good talk, now finish your dinner."

>did you all shower yet? No? Follow me I need all theee to shower together because we are trying to save on the water bill. I’ll help you all wash your backs let’s go now this is not optional

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Who here has ever tasted salty pennies?

she's already given me her full name and such. She's really cute, pretty, non degenerate and basically exactly the personality the matches up with mine.

Redpill them on JQ.

You guys want to see the pet snake I keep in my pants?

Based and Kazaapilled

this

she's not.
She is. I'm surprised how balanced she is for someone who comes here. She's the perfect balance of non normie but also not larpy.

>tfw my niece asks why I still live here and Says I should fucking leave when i enforce my sisters rules

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/thread

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How old are you and your sister?

Because i didn't want to impregnate a chink like my brother did

Mods ban this fucking pedos please

Im 21 my sister is 34 which is who i live with

lmao you live with your sister? what happend to ur parents bro

It's the autistic Colombian pedo again

don't hate on grammas house, mathbug. there's good food there. the secret ingredient is love, something you're incapable of!

My dad is in prison and my moms apartment only has 1 room.

she's in her 20s idiot

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out for you and your family

Are you a spic or nigger?

Let uncle sniff you *SNNNNNIIIIIIIFff*

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fookin weeb nonce

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And she need space for all those tinder dudes stopping by. Unless you don’t mind sleeping on the recliner watch bbc split her sweet walls

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Thanks but it wont lol
Im white. Blue eyes and everything
Nice cuck fantasies lmao

CRINGE AND GAY

yes it will, at least for you. take care and don't give up brother.

I like smash mouth

well at least I'm not a fucking happa-mutt

>5 weeks
Wow it’s fucking nothing, only a true zoomer would consider this amount of time as significant for an important relationship. Go fuck yourself

"Because these people, who are essentially niggers, were wildly financially irresponsible and so whenever I try and move out even when I assure they I'll still contribute some of (though no longer most of) my pay, they scream and cry and threaten."

Honestly, I can't believe what these people have done to me. And I hate myself for letting them do it because I told myself that family is the only thing that matters. I'm not an incel, I have advanced marketable degrees, and I've always succeeded socially. But refusing to cut ties from the absolute trash that raised me has ruined my life and insured that I will probably never have children of my own which is the only thing I've ever wanted in life.

My wife looks like a 29 yo version of the one on the right but darker and with a flat nose.

>5 weeks
>Most amazing girl

Adorable.

Imagine breeding with an insect.

Yeah for me it will eventually. Thanks again man

All the time.

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>>so uncle, why are you still living in grandma's house and still not married? aren't you older than daddy?
>how do you respond Jow Forums?

I just answer them straight up:
"I hate niggers, Jews, faggots, spics, chinks, trannies, all non-whites, women, and anybody with religion. There is no place for me in this world."

"I love your grandmother, though."

we have already discussed and resolved things which determine the outcome of relationships. She's not a degenerate, she wants a family, she's shown a willingness to move, to adapt and to accept. She's intelligent, shows affection and has lived a life that makes a life together not only possible but desirable.

I know what I want and I don't waste time figuring out if she has the qualities I value. She's exceeded everything I want. She's attracted to me and shows interest in becoming exclusive with the potential for more

Eat your pixels..

because ur a pedo who wants their assholes

most obvious glownigger post yet

how long have you been waiting for an excuse to post that?

A 15yo talking like a boomer businessman lol I hope you don’t get too attached because you’re gonna have a bad surprise in a few months

has she showed you her dick yet?

bye
yes it was feminine and uncircumcised lol bye

Those 2 twins are adorable. I never had children. Fuck my life.

I'm compelled to say this: adults loving children is the best way to prevent radfems and incels.

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>bye
Ok faggot keep acting all grown up but still coming to Jow Forums

lol those studies are literal homosexual propaganda

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Hey gurl

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Yup, might as well kys

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I don't know if I willing to share this board with a poor person

>1 post by this ID
>meme flag

You guys are so easy

>Let me tell you about the Jews...

Because of the massive housing crisis...

Based and Redpilled, you have to teach them while they’re young. Otherwise they’ll turn into to tranny liberal scum

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Better to have done the gay with an older bro than grow a supreme gentleman.

Grow into a supreme gentleman*

i prefer the supreme gentlemen because they cull the herd

And what about the girls? would you prefer them to grow into antifa-ettes, or women who adore men and take great satisfaction in being with them?

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kek women have never adored men and never will

That's just your sadness talking.

- I need to take care of Mom/Dad, they need me.
- I never really met anyone I wanted to
marry. I mean, there were girls that
wanted to, but....
- I worked so much on my business, I just
never had time to date.
- I wanted to travel and buy those jet skis
we use at the cabin.
- They all just wanted my money/hot
body.
- Im saving money to buy a bar and retire
on the beach.

bait

disgusting

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too old imo

why censored the plate?
WHY CENSORED THE PLATE!!!??

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Dubious food
Le epic zelda reference
I want at zeldas soft white feet

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happier than u mohaMAD

Twilight princess zelda is best zelda.

congrats

I hate it when my coins fell into my glass of milk, I sure hope salt doesn't fall into it as well I wonder what it would taste like?

Cute bugs are pretty high tier, user.

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>>so uncle, why are you still living in grandma's house
Not applicable
>still not married? aren't you older than daddy?
because I choose to travel to Europe instead, still looking for a gf, kiddo

The underarchiving-but-funny uncle meme hit close home, except I have my own fleet taxi fleet and don't live with my parents, but still live in a house that I'm gonna inherit

I will do what my uncle did to me. Molest them.

You are lucky. Any of my siblings would kick me out if I wanted to live with them

No sudra, this is bad.

id ask them why they arent getting courted by older men and forced to be a housewife yet

based poop in loop

rape most likely, followed up by a murder

he's counting by months