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I don't give a shit about talking to women, it's not worth the effort.

I don't enjoy listening to 20 minute rants about why a wall is bigoted. Also, when I ask them if they're willing to have kids, they always get defensive and say that they aren't ready. All I want is kids and a marriage that isn't going to fall apart. Is that so much to ask of the modern woman?

So not incels, but voluntary cels, got it!

yes

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Dude, just strike up a light conversation. Ever had one?

>2019
>engaging in sexual intercourse

Dude come on

women are retarded, i guess you must be a femanon because the only people who call others incels on this site are roasties

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Fuck me. is the Absolute State of Leafs/Pol?

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I'm a dude. Just trying to help you guys so you don't blow up the next mall. Take it or leave it, the advice is there for a more fulfilling life.

Thats ok if you want an 80 year old, or an affair with a married woman.
Church here is not a dating place like your country.

To be clear, this is referring to a woman that I've been dating for 2 years. I want to get married and have kids but she hates the prospect. She used to be a normal girl but jewniversity corrupted her, I'm thinking I'm going to have to end the relationship. Advice?

kick her out find a better one
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If your not compatible, maybe its time to end. But dumping her for not saying Seig Heil is a fast track for extreme loneliness. I wouldn't want to wish that on anyone.

Malls are over rated

>tfw only girl who is interested in me is my bestfriends GF.
fucking sucks.

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It's not even about her being a lefty, its about her unwillingness to have children. You have no clue how bad it is in Canada. Every woman here is a crazed leftist it seems, and I'm asking where to find a woman that is actually willing to have kids, since I'm having no luck. Should I just move out of Leafland?

I’ve had girls interested in me over the years but I didn’t act on the opportunities

> be 1000% confident in yourself. And act like it (body language, the way you talk, the way you strike a conversation with people, the way you approach people, the way you walk etc.). Girls can tell and they’re very attracted to it.
> Don’t try to act like something/ someone you’re not
> act like the girl is just as/ more lucky to have your attention as you are are to have her attention. Don’t act like she’s your only option.
> dress somewhat well
> maybe act a bit mysterious (but not in the creepy neckberd way)
> have decent social skills (if you’re a sperg you might have to practice a bit)
t. used to be a semi-sperg incel but now get laid/ female attention all the time.

I live in Northern Europe fwiw

been there, did her

I am a better person than you are.

A better person would tell his friend that his gf is willing to cheat on him.

>no wonder you guys don't get laid

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>how to get laid
Buy a prostitute. There, the thing you value so much is as cheap as a prostitute. The real value in relationships isn't exploiting your natural instincts for pleasure. That can be done with your hand or a whore. It's about procreation and starting a family.

Today I sat alone in the train listening to my obscure esoteric ritual ambient music, then two conventionally attractive females joined me in my solitude, they sat in front of me and started having a mundane conversation, it caught my interest how they kept talking and laughing about trivial normie topics instead of contemplating the true essence of life and searching for a purpose within. We make eye contact for a split second but I break it immediately as she carried on the conversation with her friend, she probably thought she made eye contact with a normal awkward nerdy guy listening to his music in peace but in reality she's beholding a man that is enduring the metaphysical struggle of his race, a man with an aristocratic and adventurous spirit that yearns for celestial freedom as his mind is experiencing levitation towards a complete transcendence despite only weighing 120 pounds.

I indirectly gazed upon the females with an eye of revulsion, repulsed by their moral disintegration and degenerate lifestyle, then in complete and utter disgust I thought to myself "if only they knew how much of a wise Magian I am?" They would've given themselves to me, to fullfil my carnal desires, to plant my seed and give a chance to my offspring to exist and flourish. But of course they won't as I'm very sure they have decided to pursue this puny empty life, to have sex with the so-called CHAD. It truly is a difficult time for an intellectual like me to exist, it truly is the KALI YUGA.

That's not my place, he would certainly just think of me as jealous or something dumb. Not my pig not my farm.

100% this. Sex is over-rated incels.