Hello Jow Forums I'm going to start fasting

Are cum and cum dishes allowed on fasting?

What type of fasting? Stricly water?

Google the Daniel fast. Its hard AF but I've never slept better in my life

>Can any pakis tell me
>implying you're not a paki

Do it for a month, or a two I would say max - unless this will be a major nigh religious marking of your life; then do that for however long it takes.

Just eat bread, vegetables and the occasional fish. Eat small amounts of all of those. Abstain from great please of any base kind such as morning coffee, sugary foods, sex (includes masturbation you degenerate), cigarettes, drugs, alcohol, etc. Meditate a bit as well, just sit however feels intuitively best and find the best Hindu meditation - for me it was Hare Krishna.

*pleasure

I made it four days. you do start craving a lot of different foods.
and you get full off nothing when you start eating again.
I lost like 8 pounds maybe 10.

it is not that hard really, but it gets pretty crazy how much you crave random food a lot.

I have heard that it is really good for you and that after 3 days like your body starts to repair DNA and shit, like it is anti aging
fasting is actually really good for you and more people should do it more often.

your body needs salt, and watch out of iron deficiency if you fast for long periods.

They also don't work during the fast.

It sucks. Water only fasting is difficult. I've done the fasting mimicking diet a few times but I didn't enjoy it at all.

Muslims don't drink water during the day when they hold the fast.

Light marijuana usage and a convenient work schedule helps me eat only two meals a day. I work at 5am most days, so I'm up around 3am to drink half a pot of coffee before I leave.

>Walk to work because it's close
>Work until 8am-10am depending on what I ate for dinner the previous night
>Eat breakfast at work. Usually a sausage and egger or two depending on how hungry I am. I also drink fruit smoothies just for the nutrients.
>Work until the early afternoon
>Go home and sit around until about 3 or 4pm.
>Eat dinner. Either a standard meat-potato/rice-veg ordeal or a big ass bowl of oatmeal with fresh fruit and half and half cream if I'm feeling lazy.

Smoking a joint before bed helps me sleep without worrying about my hunger. I worry that I don't get enough vitamins and minerals though, because I supplement with a lot of water and I feel like I'm just pissing out nutrients all day.

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I fasted two weeks working manual labor, just supplemented electrolytes and select vitamins/minerals, amazing how the fat just drips off you, you don't realize how much energy hard work really is until you do it without food. Definitely puts it into perspective. I remember on like day 7 a girl literally went home because she forgot to eat lunch, and everyone told her to go get rest. I called it off because I barely had any visible fat left.

>I called it off because I barely had any visible fat left

Yeah, I know that feeling. I used to eat about 4 meals a day, but I was getting bloated and felt like shit all the time as well as got really constipated on a regular basis. Now I've dropped 4 inches from my waist which was already slim before. I feel great, and I look extremely toned with my shirt off despite having neglected doing situps for 6 months. Really cements my hatred for lardasses. I see women at work talking about their stupid fucking diets and it disgusts me. These 250lb children think it's an achievement to lose 5lbs in two weeks by cutting dairy out of their diet. I lost 5lbs in two fucking days by not eating breakfast in the morning, extending the time I eat my lunch by 2 hours, and pulling back the time I eat dinner by 2 hours. 18/6 is the easiest shit in the world when you have a job.

>Can any pakis tell me
why are you asking and associating fasting with sandniggers, ask your based orthodox bros

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I thought orthodox were a bunch a druids

it is A LOT easier to fast if you're in keto first. also, start after dinner. wake up the next day and see if you can do 24 hrs. I often try once or twice before I feel good enough to continue. I just wait a day and try again.

If you fast, you can run faster apparently.

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Christian fasting, of any sect, is retarded.

I can verify this, I fasted for 23 days. You body will start a process call autophalaging or something like that, where it will start to scavenge scar tissue, stubborn midsection belly fat, cysts, etc. But this didn't start happening until after day 6 or so. By about day 20, my skin was ridiculously soft, my joints and flexibility was like a kid again. Afte round day 10 your enitre gut bacteria is dead, sterile, this can cure a lot of digestive issues.

Hunger comes in waves.
After you get past the nasuea part your body will be functional again with no hunger for a few hours.
The more you fast, the less nausea you will feel and the longer you will be able to go before you are hungry again.

go to Jow Forums and read the thread there that's been going for more than a year. you need salt water every day, but you can do it for weeks no problems.
do 1 day, then eat, then do 2 day, then eat, then do 3 days then eat. i did 5 day fasts often to lose fat and now do 2 day fasts regularly and they are no big deal.

>autophalaging
>tfw fasting gets you so out of control that your body becomes alexander the great

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