Brit/pol/ - Here's the pitch edition

>muh dual sim phone

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British man Darren Osborne who was jailed for life for driving his van into a crowd of Muslims BEAT THE SHIT out of MUSLIM PAEDO in prison

>The radicalised Islamophobe, whose appalling van attack at the Finsbury Park mosque left one man dead and twelve people injured, allegedly beat child rapist Tariq Islam unconscious.

>A source told The Sun: 'Osborne was raging. If the prison officers hadn't got to him when they did Islam could have been killed.

>'He shouted the place down, yelling "F***ing Allahu akbar!"

>There was blood everywhere.'

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7397141/Finsbury-Park-mosque-terrorist-batters-Muslim-paedophile-jail-attack.html

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Lads Tim’s molesting his bear

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based

>REMAINDERS
You some sort of mathematical purist or what?

Based AND redpilled?

I really dont know I am.
I work for the NEIC

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There were red flags

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Can you imagine Eddie trying to sleep after being told by Preuße that he should be thankful Preuße pointed out he wasn’t as smart as he thought he was?

He probably crawled into bed late, after spending an hour salvaging his ego in another thread following his flight from the debate. His alleged "snek" likely turned over and asked him what was wrong, and - breathing heavily - he brushed her off. Neither are sexually attracted to each other. It’s likely Eddie’s obesity prevents him from satisfying her.

She thinks about bringing up the fact that the family’s finances are only getting worse. Maybe he should leave Brit/pol/ behind and get a real job. But she doesn’t say anything - she’d hate for him to fly into one of his impotent rages and explode when one of her children, not his, misbehaves - which is inevitable given how little respect they have for the soft, jobless, man who pretends to be their father.

He rolls away from her. His fat prevents him from laying comfortably on his side. The pressure on his organs causes him perpetual unease. He can’t help but think about Preuße, the handsome, wealthy, man who humiliated him. He’s brought back to the terror and helplessness that he felt as a child being bullied by older boys for reasons he never understood. “I’m smarter than Preuße.” He says in his mind, “How dare Preuße treat me this way?” And yet, he knows that Preuße sleeps surrounded by a loyal cadre of followers who would risk their lives for him, next to a beautiful woman who he dominates in the classical sense. Preuße is a household name, and Eddie is now a joke in the only place that ever gave him attention.

Eddie wonders why he doesn’t inspire, why the only “friends” he has are strangers viewed through a computer monitor. He rationalises, pleads with himself - all the time avoiding the real answer: For all his “intelligence,” others are instinctively repulsed by him and his nihilistic lifestyle.

said it before, ill say it again
Boris is a Kabbalist
LET THE PSYOPS BEGIN

when do you think the last time he shagged a human was?

Day of the vile turds is upon us

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He's gonna get his cock out on YouTube later, isn't he?

Lad who was on impossible this morning had a hairline like fucking tintin. Poor lad.

Ciara a cute.

Yep

now you have to remember not to post an image on this id

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twitter.com/_BrexitTory/status/1167011945368756224
Twerking for EU.

Not the hero we want or deserve but the hero we need

based and redpilled indeed

>gingers being replaced yet again

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Before going in public transportation, I always make sure that all my wallpapers and lockscreens have Timothy Byrne on it so that normies know who they are dealing with.
It's really cool because I can sit on the front seat where pregnant women or elders go; where there is more space for my legs. Then I can easily jerk myself off in my way to work with both my legs spread, giving a perfect view of my crotch to whoever dares to get into the train/bus.
Sometimes I even meet people who are really open minded and know how to appreciate the art form that is Timothy Byrne . They will sit next to me during my masturbation session and would even sometime lend a hand; but it's not gay because we both have clothes on.

where did you get this photo. wtf

Pleased that Neil is back.

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About 45 mins ago

is it me or does he look like pic related.

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>The radicalised Islamophobe

He's a narcissistic opportunist and a snake oil salesman, so yeah I guess you'd like him..

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I saw Preuße at the Dockyard the other day
I told her (him) how awful it was to meet her (him) in person, but I didn’t want to be an Anonymong and bother her (him) and ask her (him) to shut the fuck up or anything. She (He) said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she (he) kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her (his) hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her (him) chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her (him) trying to walk out the docks with like fifteen bags of Cocaine in her (his) hands without paying. The girl was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am (Sir), you need to pay for those first.” At first she (he) kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bags and started inspecting it multiple times, she (he) stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any anonymongian infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she (he) kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

He is nothing like Trump. You have a bad case of low resolution thinking.

> prime minister

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been going on for years

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shopper bear isn't a human

i'm pretty confident you won't be capable of doing it, because that would be violating your own rules

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Fucking hell. Have to wonder what this bloke’s wife thinks of him doing that.

Sarah in the boiler cupboard is though

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Preuße and Eddie. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of shitposting most of the jokes will go over a typical poster's head. There's also Preuße's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Preuße & Eddie truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Preuße's existential catchphrase "I've done a number on you," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Preuße's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

Have you seen the picture with him sat down completely naked with his underpants around his ankles holding a teddy bear?

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*blocks your path*

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i haven't done anything

Alright lads, I'm ready to start taking in calls +447535657451

Free greggs on call

STOP THE COUPE

wtf he has a giant tooth in the middle of his mouth

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Can't lad, brakes are bost

My colleague met BoJo in the pub and apparently he's in a club that's infamous for going into every pub and trashing the places up. My mate who used to run a pub said that when he foot Boris the £1000~ bill, he said "Is that all?"

>Islam could have been killed

Kek and Oh no!

/britpol/ is a joke mate, you are just sitting still

The cities are badly rife with the jewish race trying to court our fair women, they are most devious and abuse the whitepilled.

Tim’s having a great day today

being a bit generous with the dick size there

Who cares

>(((UN)))
Show flag, mutt

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Traitor's plot.
Politicians politic.
Stand ready to defend your Queen.

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>tacticool nihilism
i thought you were big brained

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Be honest, lads, do any of you have a smaller pecker than our Tim? Also, call me sentimental, but for me fucking the bears is a bridge too far. I just can't abide it.

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i smell envy

my flaccid penis is double the size of his erect penis. the lack of body hair down there and the fact his ballsack is shriveled would imply low testosterone. doubt he shaves. doesn't appear to be very hygienic.

i feel a little bit sick after seeing tim's lewds t b h

>nonce
Kys

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>We'll temporarily inconvenience thousands of working class people while achieving nothing other than inflating our own egos

* irish catholic terrorist nonce

You wouldn’t be very hygienic either if you didn’t have access to hot water for two weeks

How do I tell my parents I want to cut my willy off?

I'd go and swim in a lake or something

Tell them you’re voting for the Scottish Green Party

>>The radicalised Islamophobe
Our patience has it limits.......

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Sort yourself out, lad, stop being a dafty. God gave you a willy for a reason. Don't cut it off.

No you wouldn’t, you’ve never been outside in your life

>whose appalling van attack
why can a newspaper add emotional adjectives into factual reports? a van attack leaving one man dead lets the people make up their own minds, telling them it was appalling makes it an opinion piece and not journalism

Just wash with cold water.

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do you think he fucks the kievs too?
I think he probably places moosey on top of the kiev and uses the kiev as a nice warm pocket for his willy and uses moosey to stimulate himself

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Tim's a very worrying case. At some point, he was an average IT employee, the kind of guy who'd have a decent flat and a car. The picture of normalcy. Now he's had this very rapid mental deterioration and lives a terrifying, paranoiac life babbling incoherently all the time. It's truly horrific to imagine that could happen to you.

Anyone who says their dick is massive as regularly as you do obviously has some sort of fucked up chode.

>God gave you a willy for a reason
I don't believe in god

>teetotal
>virgin
>irish
>right of centre
>anime
>republican
>catholic
>pedophile
this is the eddie boogieman

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post cock, i fancy a wank

boil some water in the kettle and have a strip wash. sorted.

to reflect modern Britain
>if you're a ginger you no longer reflect Britain
Britain is a Black country now and thats final

>i hear my friends say as they chuckle at me and call me a nazi behind my back

>could

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If you cut off your pee pee, you wont be able to stick it a noo-noo

who is this guy and why is he in brit/pol/ threads? was he a tripfag? do you know him irl?

It’s Eddie

He believes in you. He made you and your willy.

No

yeah it's eddie