Florida State of Emergency declared!

Umm...Florida anons!? Should I be worried? I just bought some water bottles

it’s my first hurricane. just moved here zoomer.

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>Scared of a hurricane
What are you? Some kind of fagit?

t. east NC

Welcome to the jungle baby. You're gonna die

FEMA will confiscate your guns on sunday. That did it before when a hurricane hit an area.

You will either live through it or you will die. We should know something by Wednesday or so.

>(((FEMA)))

Oh great, more gun grabbers

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Unless its cat 4 or 5 its usually a big nothing burger.

Go back where you came from yankee faggot.

When everything floods the alligators multiply and attack in swarms.

NOOOOOOO I’m one of you now

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>WHYYY TO I LIVE IN A NATION THAT TAKES AWAY YOUR GUNS
>NO YOU CANT LEAVE THE US I LOVE ISRAEL AND SHIT THEREFOR YOU CANT
>TRUMP DO SOOOMMETTHHIINNGG

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I literally just moved in 5 minutes from the beach in hollywood.The frenchies are buying up the water stock at my publix

honestly if you can't ride out a cat 3 or below you won't survive living in florida.

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You need duct tape. Basically you make a big X on all the windows. It makes the house / trailer hurricane proof.

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buy booze fagit. its a free pass to be australian for a few days until its over. im on the island where the /ourflag/ one hit last year, got hammered and shitposted the entire storm. good times, guaranteed chimpouts.
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Based, New England gets another get.
Come home user, why live in this Jewish nation?

Ohio here my guy, I don't think hurricanes are a big concern of mine. Also... Cedar Point

You can also tape stuff down if the winds get real bad.

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Nice.
There is a movement that wants New England to leave the US.
Like there are over 30 of us Anons here but thats just on Jow Forums, mostly 10k outside of Jow Forums

Winter Park fag here, will i be ok?

You are the hurricane

Kek. You're not going anywhere faggot. You Yankee fags started this mess you're riding it into the dumpster fire that you also lit.

see

>Y-YOU CAN'T LEAVE!

Who said we can't?
A few dudes in D.C.?
We got guns, we got people, we got morale.
We are not afraid anymore.

So long, USA!

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Ahahaha nigs and pajeets in your ranks. Checks out.

How conservative are people in New England? Do they talk about how the Jew S A is going down the shitter with diversity?

Oviedo fag but im in jersey rn for a funeral I fly back in tomorrow be safe wintercunt

>This MIGAtard doesn't know that its a historical poster from WW2

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We dont really care about politics, the US is trying to force us to join, but we dont want to

>I'll call him a migatard
>That'll show him
Quick find more vintage BASED SHITSKINS for your propoganda. Maybe try pic related.

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Why is that? I’ve never heard that New Englands not really involved in politics nor plans to leave the union

Don't live on the coast or too far south and you're probably fine. As long as your not on the coast most hurricanes are a snoozefest.

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Youre not worthy. Go home faggot.

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Are Americans this fucking retarded?

Because New England is a region that takes politics not like how D.C. does it. We dont need to go 100% out telling we want to leave. Weve seen it before, we know how it can go do down. So we go quiet on it, we work, we got families, and we start rallies. We get everyone and soon we grow. We have 10+K members and mostly its just growing.
The US doesn't understand who we are, they see us as puppets, we don't even have a purpose here.

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Must be an orlando fag....you are far enough inland to survive, unfortunately

WWII? You mean the white genocide where we were all tricked into killing each other by bankers?

Plus they want to diversify New England because its “too white”. I remember a story in either Vermont or New Hampshire where a Somolian killed a random white man and there were small riots.

You gon git raped whiteboi

If you're going to talk with this to conversation like an adult, stop acting like a 3rd Grader.

There was. We don't take shit with D.C. anymore. They want to remove us since we reject them.

Kek.

You have more to fear from the mosquitoes that will be swarming next year from the rain. There were multiple cases of malaria and yellow fever in the Panhandle this year because Michael gave mosquitoes a huge egg-laying ground.

Only Florida fags will understand the feels.

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Where in winter park I'm in apopka and will come tear up your boipussy when the lights go out

Yeah surely that'll stop the hurricane!

Nice trips, hopefully that doggo stays safe under the tape fortification.

Who says romance doesn’t happen on Jow Forums

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>lived in Florida all my life
>Got a job in Tennessee, moving on Saturday
I'm gonna be stuck in carpetbagger traffic fleeing the storm, aren't I?

NE freed the nigs that infest the country
NE carpetbagging faggots moved south and fucked our politics
NE pushed desegregation
NE lefties continue to push for destruction of the white race

Now you want to leave the dumpster fire you created. I'll see the entire north burn before you faggots leave anywhere.

all blacks
NICE!

My grandfather had thousands of acres in and around downtown Orlando and sold it all, donating all the money to that building. When he died he was broke.

I’m in an apartment near central park. Stay away Apopka fags your a bunch of savages.

You would have been anyway. Labor Day weekend is the worst for traffic. But unless it gets up to a 4, nobody is going to be evacuating.

Still not finished user. It’s a decent build when its done.

Cat 3 counts too... Cat 1 and 2 are just windy wet.

Wekiva river is comfy as fuck bucko

SC fag here.

A cat 3 is basically a giant F2 tornado with storm surges and flooding. It is more than survivable. Cat 4 and 5 is when you need to really panic.

>it’s my first hurricane. just moved here zoomer.
dont use the trampoline

>buying bottled water to prepare for a hurricane
Did you buy bottled wind too?

Just nuke it, fags

> Should I be worried?

Lmao no. Go find a hurricane party to go to and have a good time.

Prepare to see pure chaos for the first time in your life boy.
Also where the fuck did you move in from?

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If you are a good swimmer and in decent shape, get a boogie board and head straight for the coast! This storm is perfection. It is awesome! Thank me later.

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>escaped Florida 3 years
>call dad to ask if he’s prepared for the storm
>tells me he didn’t bother insuring his house this year
>mfw boomer dad will soon be living with me in New York

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Good
and stay there

Always thought we should just make that a ice detention center

Where in Tennessee?

Kek we can only hope

I'm poor and work for Mickey. I live in Orlando. I have one pallet of water, small foodstuffs, and a tank of fuel.

How wide do I need to spread my cheeks for this stuff. SoCal native.

Buying the bottled Jew? Why drink water filled with toxins and microplastics?

What category is the storm gonna be?

Enjoy living with all of New York’s garbage

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Boomer logic

what is that flag

>Winter Park fag here, will i be ok?
lots of trees over there richboi, they'll fall on your house.

you have to go back!

No
T. Lifelong Floridian.

I already do
along with all of latin america and the Haitian niggers you fuckers love

>Cali native
>Spreading cheeks
Pottery.

>LOL NIGGERS

Too bad, I dont give a shit about you

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wtf

>Race traitor yankee
Checks out again.

floridians take at least 20 years of constant year round living in the state to get to be called floridians

Fuck food and water.

Buy a gas generator and/or portable AC.

t. lifelong Floridian that been thru a bunch of hurricanes.

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>Putting words in my mouth

Enough of your fucking psyops

That's painter's tape. Not duct tape. It's used to somewhat keep the glass together and not all over the place. I think i remember seeing this being done in stalingrad.

>Lol we destroyed the entire white fabric of the country
>I don't care though but I'm not a race traitor
Shut the fuck up Boomer.

Yeah...a couple of neighborhoods in NO after katrina..they don't confiscate shit in Fla...and no one that's an actual Floridian gets excited enough to "prep" unless you live on the coast and it's at least a cat 3..

Post tits and cheeks and we price to the market for you ;-)

>Oviedo fag but im in jersey rn for a funeral I fly back in tomorrow be safe wintercunt
digits will predict an oviedo funeral. only kek can know.

you're a dumbass. the 'get drunk' meme is a meme. you have to stay sober so you can react properly to emergency.......

>He doesn't know California

Get fucked, New England is the only real America.

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>Was going to visit family in Georgia's this weekend
>Put on stand by for evacuations because of this dumb ass hurricane
This shit will barely touch Hillsborough but it's still ruining my plans

you dont need to be sober to react to the emergency of needing to open another bottle of rum

No.....you aren't..

This reminds me, when the last strong hurricane came lots of those Eatonville “people” wonder to Lee road walking and in a daze. Now that’s more scarier than hurricane itself.

shoot any fucker who tries to loot homes on sight, especially if he's a shitskin

I gotta stock up on tendie subs from publix while I still have the chance

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>Hurricane
>loots shoe stores for Air Jordans
Dude - go driving during the time the hurricane makes landfall, make videos of niggers robbing stores, then post them on here.
Just think of the contribution you can make to the next Nigger Hate thread