/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - BUZZSAW Edition

>Current Rundown

Hurricane Dorian is currently at 85 mph sustained winds, expected to quickly reach Cat 2 Hurricane status after it clipped Puerto Rico into mostly open waters & sits 370 miles from the southeastern Bahamas. As of now, almost the entire Florida peninsula is inside the forecast cone & effects are expected to be felt sometime Saturday night in eastern Florida, with landfall late Sunday/early Monday morning. The recent slowing of the storm coupled with the now minimal land mass interference means its expected to reach at least Cat 3 before Florida landfall. Some models are forecasting possibly higher into Cat 4 territory. The current tract is uncertain.

>Models and Info

nhc.noaa.gov/#Dorian
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
spaghettimodels.com/
wunderground.com/hurricane/atlantic/2019/tropical-storm-Dorian?map=ensemble
ventusky.com/?p=28.9;-78.7;4&l=wind-10m&t=20190902/00
windy.com/?2019-08-31-15,27.195,-78.725,5
ndbc.noaa.gov/

>Model Run Times (EST)

GFS
00z = 10:30pm
06z = 4:30am
12z = 10:30am
18z = 4:30pm
NAM
00z = 8:35pm
06z = 2:35am
12z = 8:35am
18z = 2:35pm
ICON
00z = 11:00pm
06z = 5:00am
12z = 11:00am
18z = 5:00pm
UKMET
00z = 2:00am
12z = 2:00pm
ECMWF (sooner if you go directly to their site)
00z = 3:20am
12z = 3:20pm

>Twitter Feeds

twitter.com/TropicalTidbits
twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
twitter.com/RyanMaue
twitter.com/hurricanetrack
twitter.com/NWS

>Preparations and Safety

redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Previous Threads

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The worst part about this shit is that I can't watch the streams cause I'm gonna lose power during the storm.

As a Floridian, I'm more disappointed that it hits on a holiday... wish it was a day later so I can get another day off work...

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Still holding out for SC to get fucked

fishstorm. move along.

>Parents live in Palmetto
Think they’ll be ok?

Hope it wipes out the spic filled shithole known as Orlando, it can wipe Ocala off the map too.

Anyone remember that Houston user who was Livestreaming Harvey? That dude was the GOAT

weather watching is comfy

Chances are most people, including myslef will have Tuesday off as well

It's going to ride the coast and buttfuck Wilmington, NC. check these.

yeah as long as they have food and water they should survive until Dorian passes through on Monday and levels their existence.

>tfw they announce that it's a cat 5
also hoping for this hurricane to punish Broward, Miami-Dade and Orange counties

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If it's strong it looks like it will miss Florida. Best bet for a happening may be small hurricane passing over southern tip into the Gulf for rebirth.

twitter.com/RyanMaue/status/1167098153432158208

The guy who walked out on that levee right next to his house?

I know! I'm so pissed about that. Like it could have waited a week so we get more time off.

Jokes on you, us dade bros will survive as always. Take the cubans tho.

Hello fellow white man

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Fuck you spic they're already invading palm beach county

321 here. So it looks like by the time it gets to me the hurricane will have dissipated and will hit Miami first.
GOOD LUCK DORIAN-CHAN!

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Lol have fun with the niggers looting.

Yes! I love that guy! He was a true champion. If you're here, thanks again for all the good memories fren!

96.5 just said Bethune Cookman College evacuated. is the thing about bone density making them sink instead of swim real?

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Yeah that's the one. I think it ended with his house starting to flood and him thinking he was getting robbed, idk for sure or what became of him

thanks for the free anime girl

With luck we find out what happens when a Cat 5 hurricane gets infected with Hep A and flesh eating bacteria once it hits Tampa Bay and pummels the entire state of Florida with its disease-infected 240 mph torrents of rain.

Based.

>1/2lb and 1/3lb

Pussy

GFS got it going south now

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Even God hates Florida.

Based.

Torontofag here. How fucked am I?

It's going make two Florida landfalls. Once on the Atlantic Coast then again along the panhandle where I am. Hopefully, digits confirm the accuracy of my prediction.

here's hoping my copperhead pellets can do anything

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C A T E G O R Y 4
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You don't stand a chance

More like the waiting room got too full

owells

What would be a good service for livestreaming from a cellphone if shit gets good here?
>inb4 faceberg

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They sink head first due to their sponge like hair.

This dick

twitch
now do it while playing LoL

latest GFS prediction

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>Not buying the entire stacks

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F I S H S T O R M

>he's nogunz
>he didn't stock up on .40, 10mm, 12 guage, 9mm, .45, .50ae, .308 or .223 ammo
It's like you want to die.

I live with my parents
a chicago democrat and a white venezeulan
I'm fucked

Twitch or periscope is fine. If you post it here we'll watch it.

>twitter.com/RyanMaue/status/1167098153432158208
You're fucked because your a Canadian.

>Going South
>Direct hit on Orlando

It's going to suck up all the nogs from Detroit and rain them down upon you sharknado style.

God speed user.

Just got back from Publix to stock up. How'd I do?

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Yes that's true. Also their fat butts make their rear float throwing off their ability to kick.
t. swimmer

Based, right over my house I just bought

After people spot what?

Put the heavy shit on the floor you gumb nigger

10/10 would hunker down with

Yum

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I know this isn't you but imagine eating all that crap for 3 days.

I love them very much
but the nogunz thing is so fucking irritating

>DUDE

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I remember him getting shit because he was a spic.

You say like he can have a gibsons steak during a power outage

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Only 2 bags of Doritos?

>10mm
Very based my nigger

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>stocked enough sugar and salt to kill a horse
>no protein
>no alcohol

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can confirm, orlando most epic turboshithole

Who /Tampa bay/

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i just came inside your mom

I've posted that comment in every hurricane thread for the past two days. I always get the same boring regurgitated response "hurr Durr ur already fucked leaf". You sir win an internet for creativity and making me kek. Well played user.

Damn right brother.

AMEN, COME HOME TO CLEARWATER, DORIAN

I don't play much vidja. If I'm livestreaming from my cellphone, you may get to watch me play pubg with the local aspiring urbexfags and treasure hunting youths.

I'll try looking imto that in case shtf. Would you know if Mixer's any good for that?

>not buying pubsub made to order

I miss the Tampa-St.Pete area
I'm back in PBC
fuck this place

A hurricane will blow you away leaf

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Well, I'm remote, so I could simply be like "Oh damn, my internet and power is still down."

fishstorm

>says this while admitting to posting the same comment for 2 days

Does Bradenton count as Tampa Bay ?

Nope Bradenton is it’s own shithole

>what are cans of tuna, chicken, corned beef or beans

Delta elite ftw

theres not gona be a powder outage idiot this is florida we fixin to keep powerup and runnin niga

Derp

HOLY

FUCK

GFS IS SHOWING A STALL IN CENTRAL FL

HARVEY 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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Usf here, hope the hurricane washes away all the fucking marxists

dtsp niggga

maybe no one will die driving on Hwy 19 for one day,

why dont you lick his balls too leaf

no

>Heavy shit bowing out the bottom shelf and not on the floor
>Not optimized for storm surge
>Enough sugar to induce a diabetic coma
>only two bags of Doritos
>No alcohol or water
>Not a pubsub in sight

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WHORELANDO BTFO

God damn it
I live literally right where that projection shows it to hit.

Clearwater here. Gonna be a comfy weekend. Hoping I get Tuesday off too.

Hahahaha where do you live dude? A regular rainstrom makes my power flicker.

Orlando never gets hit hard. It would be the Space Coast that gets fvcked