I’m here for the job interview

What are you doing In my swamp!!!

Jam out with this fine homie.

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> tfw a dude that looks like this probably has more white pussy available than a well dressed well spoken guy smart rich dude

natural selection is telling us that these type of dudes are more successful when it comes to mating than the rest.

Clearly the fine gentleman has trouble reading. The circus is two blocks that way.

Fucking meme flag

When do I start?

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Ok, let me just check your social media for any (((controversial))) posts.

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Cultural appropriation

>>I’m here for the job interview
>How do you respond?
You're hired !!!

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This same thread again?

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Get the hell out of my office.

tfw a dude that looks like this probably has more satanic jew pussy available than a well dressed well spoken guy smart rich dude

"Are you willing to take a drug test?"

"Well young man, you have just the qualifications we are looking for. I hope you are ready to make some great friends, earn tons of money, and help build an innovative business model. Just sign these waivers here, and we will get you outfitted in your complimentary new uniform. Welcome to The Most Dangeros Game theme park team, young man!"

>How do you respond?
I think we were not clear enough.

We are looking for educated white people and your profile does not match: you lack the professionalism that we are looking for.

Have you tried selling your organs?

Fuck off spic nigger.

Great, the toilets are this way, you can start cleaning them right now.

Your hired.

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he prolly cant work his penis man, you know the amount of drugs/alcohol he consumes?

He’s actually gorgeous though. He ruined himself with face tattoos, piercings, and dreads.

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Why are niggers obsessed with using make up to lighten their skin?

Tell him he's the reason we only hire illegals.

“Oh nice to meet you... mister....?”
Yo sup nigga they call me M-Payne an im da reelist nigga u gon see today ion even car what happens next
“Oh. Well do you have a resume?”
Nah nigga I ain’t got no rezimay, but I can give you a oral version if u wanna take part in a kulture
“I assume that can... be interesting sure”
Ight. Here we goes:
-I be reel
-I get here some days that not b on time
-them days isn’t me doe, hahah it’s my twin
-I work like a slave but I ain’t no ones bitch
-I here to make PAPER NIGGA
-mic drop bitch
“Thank you, we’ll call you... don’t call us”
>a week later the diversity chief requires you to hire him because he’s the only nonwhite person that applied

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But I’m not.

you respond like a human being is interviewing for the job of making you rich, you know like a BOOMER

Sure, welcome to Disney Channel.
Have you ever consider transitioning or making suggestive adult jokes to kids?

The good news is he'll be dead in less than a decade and I still won't look like a gay retard with face tattoos

Welcome aboard! You'll be right at home here at San Fransicko street poop patrol.

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looks white to me

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>conduct interview as professionally as possible
>let him embarrass himself
>observe his completely non-existent qualifications
>tell him we'll contact him if he gets the position when he leaves
>put his resume in the shredder before he even gets out of the building

Sure! Just take this drug hair test and we'll go from there!

>Literal person of color

>not wanting satanic pussy
>not pounding the demons out of them
>not hitting it from back and whispering verses in their ears while you choke them
nigga you gay

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I think you'll fit right in to "Bling N Ink Inc.!"

if he qualifies for the job, i would hire him. Simple as.

The mop and bucket are in the closet. I'm sure you will do well here.

lmao

>white male
Getting pretty rare these days, hired in the spot

Kill it with fire

>White man
>Dresses well
>Has insight into youth culture/interests
Yeah that's a really hard choice hmmm

he's latino

Based as fuck

so white

Depends on the job. Tattooing, hipster shop or social media he is hired. Accounting and banking he is discarded right away

You’re way richer than I’ll ever be, kid

>based aussie bants

They look like unemployed, homeless clowns

Please fizz bang buzz

Tell him he's an hour late and walk away.