/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - BUMPIN FOR A THICC CAT 5 Edition

>Current Rundown

Hurricane Dorian is currently at 85 mph sustained winds, expected to quickly reach Cat 3 Hurricane status after it clipped Puerto Rico into mostly open waters & sits about 350 miles from the southeastern Bahamas. As of now, almost the entire Florida peninsula is inside the forecast cone & effects are expected to be felt sometime Saturday night in eastern Florida, with landfall late Sunday/early Monday morning. The recent slowing of the storm coupled with the now minimal land mass interference means it could now potentially reach Cat 4 status before reaching Florida. The current track is uncertain, so plan now accordingly.

>Models and Info

nhc.noaa.gov/#Dorian
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
spaghettimodels.com/
wunderground.com/hurricane/atlantic/2019/tropical-storm-Dorian?map=ensemble
ventusky.com/?p=28.9;-78.7;4&l=wind-10m&t=20190902/00
windy.com/?2019-08-31-15,27.195,-78.725,5
ndbc.noaa.gov/

>Model Run Times (EST)

GFS
00z = 10:30pm
06z = 4:30am
12z = 10:30am
18z = 4:30pm
NAM
00z = 8:35pm
06z = 2:35am
12z = 8:35am
18z = 2:35pm
ICON
00z = 11:00pm
06z = 5:00am
12z = 11:00am
18z = 5:00pm
UKMET
00z = 2:00am
12z = 2:00pm
ECMWF (sooner if you go directly to their site)
00z = 3:20am
12z = 3:20pm

>Twitter Feeds

twitter.com/TropicalTidbits
twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
twitter.com/RyanMaue
twitter.com/hurricanetrack
twitter.com/NWS

>Preparations and Safety

redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Previous Threads

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

cuckstorm that can barely hold itself together. press F for the fishies

Yeah this shit will not be anything above a cat 1 before making landfall

you really don't know anything do you

Nigger, it's fine.

>cuckstorm that can barely hold itself together

I don't think so. The Atlantic is really hot right now. And there is no upper wind shear to tear it apart. It wont be a 4 or 3. Probably slap Melbourne as a strong 2.

>NHC Advisory Times - Times are AST
>Complete
5am, 11am, 5pm, 11pm

>Intermediate (only occur sometimes)
2am, 8am, 2pm, 8pm

Found the snowbirds that didn't prep.

Serious stuff to look forward to later on:

>tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/?model=gfs®ion=us&pkg=z500_mslp&runtime=2019082912&fh=330

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I don't even live in your wretched state.

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fuckoff we're full

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He said while starring into a mirror.

>GFS

But why are only 4 models predicting a cat 4 and none cat 5

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t. seething jew yorker

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Btw update euro time to 2:00 am/pm as I originally put them an hour ahead of when they're released.

Tampabay fags report in

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BOLTUP

Where my 305 bros at?

yeah i'm real upset i don't live in the literal dumping ground of the US

Jesus, are you going to post the whole fuckin forecast?

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Brevard here, local Publix had water this morning but only 2 cases per customer. Got 20lb bags of rice and beans at Walshart too.

A Walmart in Zephyrhills

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FL is the hot blonde with big tits, and you are the guy she doesn't even know exists

Just caught that 12z. Good God, talk about spreading the love. And ATTACK ON TAMPA! Anyone got that old Irma OC?

i'm in florida and i dont give a fuuuck.

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kek people love to freak out over a literally who hurricane

You mean the most powerful state in the us of a?

Yeah, I have another picture from a Publix in Zephyrhills but it's too big to post. Completely empty of water except for those alkaline water things that are like 6 dollars each

But global warmun don’t exist

Checked so I hope you are right, but even though the EURO is typically on the better predicting side of these things, the GFS still is sometimes more accurate and even right on the money here and there. Also worth nothing is that the GFS is 12 hours more recent than the last EURO model run. Regardless I would consider the GFS to be pretty much the most absolute north track it's going to take at the moment, so basically it's going to hit somewhere between Cape Canaveral and Miami.

Also checked, holy satanic digits batman
Speaking of 6, I only wanted to post those 6 specific snapshots rather than a 30-50 MB gif that I'm sure most of you poorfags' cpu can't handle.

Sorry, can't say that I do.

/954/ fag reporting in.
What's gonna be on the hurricane menu bois?
Gonna hold out with the beans and sardines and get my liquor in order.

well zephyrhills is in the middle of nowhere so i guess that makes sense, you could be without power for days if yall get high winds

Uncrustables.

which proves they don't really need the water because if they did they'd be buying even those things
walshart in Fort Myers was empty this morning too

PLEASE DON'T COME TO S. FLORIDA I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE IT OUT OF THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE

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727 reporting in

What's the chance that NC get's a little skin? I'd like to get a few days off. ECU reporting in.

them tits tho

(((Levi))) (((Cowan)))

yeah, no thanks pal

Will literally be a tropical storm by the time it hits there

Yeah I guess. We could get hit here.
It is 5 days out, those'll be gone by the 2 day mark.

Just my luck, the hurricane-chan happening, except Im in the path of destruction.

Fml

I think it'll be a cat 1 my dude, check them graphs

Levi is absolute top tier when it comes to predicting and explaining this shit, how the hell can you not like him?

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Cat 1 once it gets to Orlando

just use the skip frames function when making the gif then

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I mean there's a function on the website to make a gif of the forecast. I've known this for YEARS!

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lol they said the same about hurricane Michael before it crashed into the panhandle as a cat 5

Shit man you're right

I'm ready for some Chaos

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They're 3-4 MB, what the fuck are you talking about. How the fuck are we able to post them on here with the 4 mb limit.

The true answer is you're a retarded Boomer who doesn't understand technology

Why is ventusky being weird and just showing this?

>40mph winds
>Doesn't have a spiral of the hurricane like usual
>Has a weird clicky hurricane thing instead

???

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Hurricane Hunters are en route to Dorian

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Heading to savannah, GA this weekend should I be concerned?

O God o God muh dicc fffffuuuuuu--!

Those sites are big gay, they're pretty for normal people. True OG's of /AHSG/ use tropical tidbit and weather.us for information like this.

don't be goncerned, i'll keep your girl safe while you're gone

because this an absolute meme storm

Were heading together, but you can come along and fuck my wife while I watch if that works for you.

Sorry 9 MB for the whole thing, but still I only wanted to show a few interesting frames.

It isn’t season yet you stupid faggot
t. A new transplant to SWFL who just got a new house and doesn’t know how to put up hurricane shutters yet and is nervous as fuck

ok but only if she buys me dinner

Ah, good call. My appologies, still a bit of a new fag when it comes to this slightly above bottom barrel technical shit.

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>Be me.
>Be in Orlando
>Go to walmart.
>All out of tuna.
>See a case on the top shelf.
>Grab it and start bringing it down.
>5 fucking people start grabbing the tuna before i even sit it down and some 350lb negress yells BOI GIMME DAT TUNA!
What the fuck...

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Just talked to her, she only has an Applebee’s gift card for 15 bucks. Is it cool if you do the meal for 2 at 14.99? I got tip.

All my 239 fags report in! Looks like we’re dodging the worst of it

why does orlando even chimp like this? even if this shit hits a cat 4 orlando will get like, what, a cat 1? at worst?

Is it the walmart near lake buena vista?

Ocoee

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oh
I pity you

You're the first person in nearly 4 years of following him that I've come across that has anything even remotely negative to say about him. I'm serious, how the hell can you legit hate on Levi?

Cause he’s a jew

The Walmart over here had the water being rationed by the back if the store.

No power

Then skip every 2 and you get the same result. YOU DIDNT EVEN CHANGE THE MAP DATA. I know because that's the default for the EURO if you switch over to it. Do you even know how to navigate the site? You know that have sat images of the storm ya?

Augusta GA here. How fucked am I?

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The Walmart in SC is doing great. Minus the niggers

941 here haven't put up shutters, it even worth the effort? it's humid as fuck out and I don't want to do this shit again when I don't even lose power but (((comcast))) goes down

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>Georgia
You're absolutely, unequivocally fucked. And it has nothing to do with Dorian

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they do 2 for 1 drinks this time of day, so i'll just get a couple drafts and drink my dinner. not that i need to drink her pretty because i'm sure she's a smoke if you're takin her to savanna amirite?

Have you come to the realization yet, that believe it or not, not all jews are evil schemers. Even Hitler gave a free pass to a few and had a couple in his upper leadership.

Quick question. Does NOAA not do the intermediate advisories anymore?

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See

Goddamnit GFS keep this motherfucker away from me. Have it go facefuck florida more.

Sit down faggot you’ll be alright. I’m next store in SC I will be in your nigger infested state by Saturday. I’m going to savannah. Dude earlier in thread wanted to fuck my wife. Wanna hop along for the ride? Might get kinda awkward cause all my wife has is a 15 dollar Applebee’s card and you two negros are gonna have to share a meal.

I do, but it's been a little while (since Harvey) since I skipped following most of Michael. Thanks for being so kind and helpful though fren!

I'm about to fuck some air, frens

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Fort Myers here.... been /comfy/ in /ahsg/ since tuesday night
>Irma flashback OC

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