/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - what we all wish for edition

11:00 AM AST Thu Aug 29
Location: 21.4°N 67.2°W
Moving: NW at 13 mph
Min pressure: 986 mb
Max sustained: 85 mph

>Models and Info
nhc.noaa.gov/#Dorian
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
spaghettimodels.com/
wunderground.com/hurricane/atlantic/2019/tropical-storm-Dorian?map=ensemble
ventusky.com/?p=28.9;-78.7;4&l=wind-10m&t=20190902/00
windy.com/?2019-08-31-15,27.195,-78.725,5
ndbc.noaa.gov/

>Sat Images and Feeds
rammb-slider.cira.colostate.edu/?sat=goes-16
tropicaltidbits.com/sat/

>Model Run Times (EST)
GFS
00z = 10:30pm
06z = 4:30am
12z = 10:30am
18z = 4:30pm
NAM
00z = 8:35pm
06z = 2:35am
12z = 8:35am
18z = 2:35pm
ICON
00z = 11:00pm
06z = 5:00am
12z = 11:00am
18z = 5:00pm
UKMET
00z = 2:00am
12z = 2:00pm
ECMWF (sooner if you go directly to their site)
00z = 3:20am
12z = 3:20pm

>Twitter Feeds
twitter.com/TropicalTidbits
twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
twitter.com/RyanMaue
twitter.com/hurricanetrack
twitter.com/NWS

>Preparations and Safety
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Previous Threads

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>Current Rundown
Hurricane Dorian is currently at 85 mph sustained winds, expected to quickly reach Cat 3 Hurricane status after it clipped Puerto Rico into mostly open waters & sits about 350 miles from the southeastern Bahamas. As of now, almost the entire Florida peninsula is inside the forecast cone & effects are expected to be felt sometime Saturday night in eastern Florida, with landfall late Sunday/early Monday morning. The recent slowing of the storm coupled with the now minimal land mass interference means it could now potentially reach Cat 4 status before reaching Florida. The current track is uncertain, so plan now accordingly.

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Torontofag here. How fucked am I

> Aeoluschan ftw

so close... please let him in the mexican coast i need some water here

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That fucking track better not. I want off work in largo

there's no way that's the track of Dorian
If that happens, the whole coast is done

How do I reignite my interest in friends and hobbies? I think something's wrong.

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this is happening because Michael Drejka was convicted. god is letting us know that he was innocent.

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Tell your family you love them. You're fucked

Listen to this song during hurricane

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slow bampin

Force yourself to start again. It will probably be uncomfortable at first

spaghetti are the best rotating perturbation in my area

Isn't this a hobby user?

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I already got a shit load of water what else should I get? Chunky soups?

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milk

Fuel. Even in a nothingburger the pumps run out and it takes forever for fuel to get back. Packaged food is good but honestly you can go a long time without food so it's not as critical as water. In the future I suggest buying some water bladders to keep in the house. They fold flat and then when a hurricane comes you can just fill them up with tap water.

I really want it to hit where i live as a 1 or 2. I need a new roof and hate my white pool cage. Im 20 miles north of Tampa Bay. My next favorite target would be Miami head on. Lets see what high rises do in a direct hit Cat 4/5. That and wipe out the nogs and spics and send fucking Jew Yorkers back to their shithole

Corned beef hash

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>Tap water,from Florida.

Nigger I'd rather die of dehydration than drink your disgusting chemical tasting tap water

>bitchute.com/video/pIPrYt4luluu/
Nah, this is thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=PCp2iXA1uLE

Listen to this user.

D'oh. I was going to go to Galaxy's Edge early next year. Looks like I'll be visiting it at the bottom of the ocean instead.

Normally I'd say good we don't need any more Canadians down here but this morning I drove by a lady this morning in my neighborhood that was laying on the side of the road with a bike and figured it was just a drunk person since it was so early. Got a notification on my phone a few hours later that the street was closed because of a fatality hit and run. :/ What if she was still alive and I didn't help?

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>I already got a shit load of water what else should I get? Chunky soups?
Canned food. At least 7 days worth. Probably more

Sterno fuel. A can a day.

Sterno stove

Battery powered weather band radio

Flashlight

Lantern

Tons of batteries

Toilet seat on a five gallon bucket + waste bags

Moist towelettes

oops forgot

First aid kit

Emergency whistle

multi-tool

Plastic sheets + duct tape to cover up blown out windows.

you forgot guns and ammunition too.

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>you forgot guns and ammunition too.
very true.

i was just thinking of bare emergency supplies for surviving 7 days without electricity or running water.

everyone always forgets the toilet.

Don't focus on the forcast atm, mainly because it's so all over the place I'm not even really caring much about them besides the trend because we're a week from landfall and even 2-3 days out high pressure ridges are a bitch to calculate (remember Irma and Matthew?)

What I am looking at though is the current state of the storm and... IT'S GOING CRAZY

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Highly recommend filling up your bathtubs with water, you can put some silicone around the drains to hold the water. Can flush a lot of toilets with that water.

FUCK FLORIDA

But I has an entire swimming pool.

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>Highly recommend filling up your bathtubs with water,
That is very true. There's a emergency supply bag that allows you to do that and keep the water clean. That's a good 90 to a 100 gallons of drinkable water right there.

Only downside is if you only have one shower/bathtub it's now full of water and you can't use it for bathing.

Keeping clean in an emergency situation is vital to avoid infection/sickness.

Based Confederate meteorologist threads are best threads

What about Lydian?

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Glowsticks are nice. Can use them when you take your lukewarm shower with what's left in the hot water tank. Obviously can't use a flashlight in the shower.
Well water fags are fucked though of course.

It's gonna Cat5.

>palm beach co
>no money to leave
>very little water and food reserves
i-it'll jus be like matthew, right? nothing too serious, right?

>Glowsticks are nice.
yep. only downside is that they don't produce as much light compared to a lantern.

>Obviously can't use a flashlight in the shower.
Battery powered LED Lantern(s), nigga.

Yeah if you have a few bathtubs can just save one for bathing and another for storing water. I'll look for one of those supply bags thanks.

I blame the Puerto Rican’s. Those selfish monkeys were unwilling to take one for the team, and now look. Storm is fucked

I have a pool. Last hurricane I used pool water in the toilet.

Hibiki Tachibanana

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Everyone in this country should have 7 days of food/water/supplies to last without electricity or running water no matter what.

I learned that after watching Katrina.

>get enough sleep
>drink a LOT of water
>exercise
start there, religiously

Glowsticks you say?

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Why don't we get a sticky??? REEEEE

>Yeah if you have a few bathtubs can just save one for bathing and another for storing water. I'll look for one of those supply bags thanks.
They're expensive and single use, but worth it if you have prep time.

amazon.com/WaterBOB-Emergency-Container-Drinking-Hurricane/dp/B001AXLUX2

Normally I'd say 'it's just a storm', but I guess the whole state being under State of Emergency makes this a de facto happening.

Dorian plz hit SC

>Mom and sister are up at UF for some ceremony
>Right before this thing is meant to kick in

All but one model says my end of South New York is getting off relatively easy but I just can't stop worrying about those two.

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>Last hurricane I used pool water in the toilet.
Just as long as the sewer lines don't get flooded or backed up that works.

Ask on Rizon to be stickied if you think it warrants it. I think it's a bit premature at this point.

just make sure you clean the pubes out of it first.

I did this too during the 2004 hurricane apocalypse. But having water in the tub was still nice, less of a walk. We did our dishes in the pool water though. We were out of power almost two weeks every time, totaling up to a month and a half without power for the year.

>just make sure you clean the pubes out of it first.
yes, sterilize the tub and faucet as best you can before use.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

>Rizon
What's that

Don't worry user I'll go take care of them.

As the Passover approaches, a storm front shaped like a giant circumcised phallus crossed the Mississippi River to symbolize the Army of Israel of Joshua crossing the Jordan to conquer the Promised Land. The conquest of the Land was the fulfillment of the Abrahamic Covenant, which predicted the 400 years of slavery in Egypt and subsequent freedom. Circumcision was required by the Abrahamic Covenant. The penalty for failure to circumcise a male child was death (Genesis 17:14). Moses, the greatest believer in the Bible, almost died the sin unto death for failure to circumcise his son. And his belief in circumcision cost him his first marriage. Circumcision of the phallus left it naked to remind the man that only his Right Woman could cover it. Circumcison was sanctification of the phallus for the Right Woman. Circumcision of the heart sanctifies the believer for a love relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ. All the screaming babies of the Jews being circumcised through history were required so that the importance of the Love for the Lord Jesus Christ from a circumcised heart would never be forgotten.
Tornadoes symbolize the uncircumcised male. They are God's Judgment upon a people who are covered with scar tissue of the soul and do not Love the Lord Jesus Christ. The infrared image of Harvey appeared to show the man of lawlessness and the Angel of Death. The Chart at landfall contained a Coffin, for burying the dead. The death toll from the hurricane was not high (only one initially). However, the hurricane was associated with the death of Natalee Holloway. Texas is in the region of Capricornus, for Gentile lawlessness. The storm stalled over Texas, producing heavy rain, the symbol of lawlessness. So, Hurricane Harvey, which stalled over Texas, has become a graphic symbol of the year 2017, for lawlessness.

do you use dr bronners?

Also forgot to mention I have city water where I live now. Quite a fucking convenience for power outages.

Yeah. Wait until 12 hours or so before landfall.

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Is there a possibility for wind shear near Florida to weaken the storm?

dont worry, you dont belong there

I want to hold hands with this storm.

>do you use dr bronners?
if i cared about sterilizing it as best as possible before use, I'd wipe it down with a clean rag wet with a mixture of chlorine bleach and water then rinse with clean water.

After doing your normal bathroom cleaning routine of course.

Funny thing. Last night, I was making a model of Jupiter FL in C:S. A mod that used kept flooding the whole city, and the program segfaulted when I tried to save the file.
I hope that's not a bad omen or something.

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Should I be worried about this storm at all? Im from Lakeland.

it was a joke, Cleanliness is next to godliness is on their bottles.

>it was a joke, Cleanliness is next to godliness is on their bottles.
OOOOOOOH.

--> Joke
--> My head

You could get category 1 winds on its current path. Plenty enough to knock power out and necessitate the same preparation as people on the east coast are taking.

WHERE MUH 904 NIGGAZ AT

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Be safe floridanons

A five gallon bucket easily found at any store (Lowes for example) a huge bag of kitty litter, and a toilet seat that snaps on the bucket...for a cheaper solution a simple swimming pool noodle cut and fitted around the top of the bucket makes it comfy. TP or wipes.

Sanitation is as important as clean water.

You'd think that in 2019 they would make power lines resistant to strong winds.

Depends on what Category it lands on but you might be better off heading south. The eye's heading right for Okeechobee so you're getting all of that mess around it,

Another five gallon bucket or something large enough for you to stand in. Put water in it, let it heat in sun...when dark comes stand in container, toss water over body, soap up, toss more water...done.

>A five gallon bucket easily found at any store (Lowes for example) a huge bag of kitty litter, and a toilet seat that snaps on the bucket...for a cheaper solution a simple swimming pool noodle cut and fitted around the top of the bucket makes it comfy. TP or wipes.
That's a good, cheap alternative.

Just keep bags from grocery shopping to dispose of the waste properly like you would with cats.

keep that shit far away from you (in a room you're not using, a garage, or similar to avoid smell and disease.

>hurricane misses epstein's island
What was meant by this?

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Shit outside to keep looters away.


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>Another five gallon bucket or something large enough for you to stand in. Put water in it, let it heat in sun...when dark comes stand in container, toss water over body, soap up, toss more water...done.
Yep. Sponge bath. the very least wash your face, feet, armpits and nether regions.

That's quite an extreme for a toilet. I say if you don't have a swimming pool, fill up the bath tub and use that water to flush your toilets if you have well water, and fuck bathing for a few days.

>That's quite an extreme for a toilet
Serious times call for serious shits

I heard that the body count might reach the millions from a Jow Forumsak.

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It’s normal to lose friends. I have only family, co-workers and acquaintances now.

>tfw they only JUST started burying power lines in my town
Miami Lakes is still laughing at the rest of us.

stop masturbating

Here, nigger! Where the party at?

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Cities in the Panhandle, like Tallahassee, are even less prepared. Huge-ass live oak trees everywhere, and all of the power lines are above ground. It's also rare that they are in the direct landfall paths of storms, but in the past few years, they've had two hurricanes (one of them historic) hit them dead-on.

depending on how long the outage / problems would last I'd start with a short layer of litter in the bottom of the bucket and toss in a bit of fresh litter each time it was used. Eliminates the need to touch / move human waste when there is no efficient disposal area.

IF the bucket got full it could be poured into a fire pit and burnt.

When there's a water shortage it's best to take measures to avoid having to continually use water to clean up.

>That's quite an extreme for a toilet.
not being able to dispose of waste properly is a prime way to get disease. You never know if you'll be able to go outside, after all.

>I say if you don't have a swimming pool, fill up the bath tub and use that water to flush your toilets if you have well water, and fuck bathing for a few days.
That's relying on the sewage system not to go down/get clogged during the emergency. I personally wouldn't want to do that.

We lost power for almost 2 weeks during sandy and frankensnow. Used fuel from boat to keep the genny running with the roads blocked and gas stations without power