>be European
>make fun of Amerifats on the daily
>everyone laughs at America, even schools teach about how dumb they are
>war
>Amerifucks still protect us
>get to see stupidity in person
>make fun of them and their burger pride flag
>can’t talk back to us due to US military code
>leave country internally seething
>fucking kek
Be European
Easton Moore
Carter Allen
Jordan Gutierrez
>be European
>ask a question about the holocaust
>go to jail
Christopher Phillips
Not in this country
Blake Scott
>be european
>say something the government doesen't agree with
>get thrown in jail
I hate the fact latvia joined the eu
Adrian Baker
>be European
>government opens gates
>muslims flood in
>Europeans no more
Lucas Jones
Bentley Carter
>hate america for no reason
>make america hate you for no reason
great idea you stupid nigger
Josiah Robinson
Oh, trust me, I've been making a huge ideological push in various subtle ways toward exposing you Eurotrash faggots for the enemies you are. Whatever domino effect it has, so long as you eat those fucking words one day, it is worth it.
Daniel Powell
>be german
>be occupied by, and therefore a vassal of, united states of america
I'm sorry you feel you need to make COPE threads like this but it's not going to make Doucheland any less of a U.S. vassal state
Robert Harris
>Be German
Henry Taylor
I think this all the time. Jow Forums loves to use Europe as an ideal, and in some respects I am okay with that, but we're Americans and we put European bullshit to bed 240 years ago. We're just different and no amount of cucking to the U.S> is going to change the fact that euros think they're better than us. Look at the mutt memes. That's what they think about us and I for one am happy to let them live in their delusion. We just need our fellow brothers in the U.S. to wake up.
Jaxson Edwards
>Be American
>Beat Germany in WW2
>Everybody sees us as the good guys
>Germany is completely ruined and will never recover
>Become greatest allies with Israel just to further flex on Germany
So how does it feel living in Saudi-Europe?
Matthew Rodriguez
>be european
>elect guy
>Brussels doesn't like guy, banks close until new guy elected
Ethan James
Burgers absoulutely S E E T H I NG
Benjamin Green
This post is exactly what I hate about this place.
shills or childs?
Adam Richardson
>sweden
I'll take seething over rape gangs, faggot.
Leo Stewart
Being under-estimated is an advantage, you fucking tard. Read some Sun-Tzu.
Anthony Martinez
based. this D&C shit is getting old
Owen Bailey
>Be American
>Dont care
>Start trade war cuz fuck Poo Bear
>EU inadvertently affected
>Beg us to stop
>Ignore
>Go fishing the weekend after a fat promotion
It goes both ways, Hanz. Ima still going to pray for you. Please learn from us and stop browning out.
Asher Bennett
Wouldn’t give up being a white American for the world
Wyatt Rodriguez
Have fun, eurofren
Carson Turner
>say how terrible America is.
>still get fucked by them
Austin Wright
>be american
>eat some burgers
>buy some ar15s
>say something offensive its a right
>crack a cold one with the boys
>laugh at eurocucks and jack up our trucks
>be germcuck
>get raped in your ass by Mohammed
>go to jail for denial of kike gasing