If Andrew Yang gets elected, what will you be doing with your freedom check?

this guy get's it

buying a yamaca

Leave my NEET cave and get my car fixed. Then buy clothes for a job interview and slowly work up the courage to rejoin society.

I'd be using it to compensate for the increased prices of everything.

You don't understand. The free bucks will get poor people richer and rich people poorer. The mathematics is hard to explain here so we imagine an extreme condition here.

Let's say everybody gets the free gib that infinitely big, for example 100 trillion dollars. Even Bezos' net wealth is like 0 compared with this number. In this condition every person in United States is equally rich. The total amount of real wealth of US doesn't change because the free gibs are just number. However the free gib does change the distribution of wealth.

It's not a bad thing economically. The moral problem is another story.

When everyone has the same kneejerk about a very complicated subject like this, usually the majority is wrong. prices would actually go down because companies would be competing to get everyone's $1000.

If I were a burger I'd use it to fuck a couple escorts, maybe get some rub and tugs. Thanks based Chang.

boutique guitar effects pedals. my pedal board needs andrew yang to become president.

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use it to pay the IRS the $250k they claim I owe them, maybe that would get them out of my shit for a while.

He won't even come close to winning. His past will catch up to him. Trump curse.

>believing in YANGBUX memes
You can’t be retarded enough to fall for it
>DRUMPF will never get ever 5 billion for the Wall!
>now let me tell you how Congress will turn on their corporate overlords and give trillions of “free” money to everyone!

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Using it to buy roaches for food because of the market collapse

By having a Jew run for the Senate promoting the Freedom Dividend.

Basically... wtf, I love jews.

>His past will catch up to him.
I'd love for some actual dirt on Yang. muh crying muh 2A muh asian churches are dumb reasons to shrug him off, we need real dirt.

2 chicks at the same time man

It's not gonna happen, but I'd probably just throw it at paying off my car because that's highest debt I got right now. I could pay it off in a year or less with 1k a month.

yang is unstoppable. dude is literally the next buddha. there is nothing on him.

Forget that my littly yammy. Yo'll never see your 1000 dorrar from Ping Pong Yang

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this.
also a gun

Sadly you never get your 10oö dürrür schnukki. You can try catch them though (pic)

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Here comes the Swiss invasion.

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Paying extra taxes to support the other checks.

not too much to invade here user. The Ping Pong supporters have no stamina.

>when you show up for the party but Charlie has already retreated

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Ping Pong didn't answer the call? I see, he's most probably crying again...

user, the Coroner of Munchinkland certified this horse to be not only clearly but quite sincerely, dead

Awww, me so solly.

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Poor King Pong Yang. Always criyng...

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Leave America. Wire the monthly to myself. Live in Thailand.

two months of the year im going to the casino and either killing it or losing everything

This calls for a badge.

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buy chinese e-lectronics!!!

>trying to turn a public cry into a good thing
I admire your attempt I guess, but its always a bad thing, even when Obama cried about Sandy Hook.

You should never cry in public if you are a male politician. The memeworld is ruthless. I even heard stories that his cry was faked. His body posture was acting but he could hold his mic always straight.

It should be clear from the series of images I posted that I'm mocking the slope. How did you miss that?

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You only need a ts9, some good distortion pedal, and that's it. $200 boutique pedals aren't worth it.

not much because all rents will increase by 1k

people will spend it on useless shit.

then they will cry for more gibs because they cannot pay for food and housing anymore.

Yang doesn't understand that there is a reason handouts and other gibs are bound to a specific way of spending it. niggers and brown "people" are literally too stupid to ration their money if they ever got it in cash. Instead of thinking: "I should buy food for my kid!", they will be exclaiming: "Xaaas Qween, I am so deserve dem new Nails!" or "I am gonna get me dem new deluxe edition Nike shoes... gonna be the real n!gg@ in da h00d!"

Buy a nice AR. After that save about 5 months worth and go on vacation.

Yang will not be elected. Even if Jow Forums memes him. The reason why Trump is elected is not because of Jow Forums which a lot of anons believe. It is because of boomers and Christian conservatives. And they will be the same ones against Yang. Stop it. Give up.

nah, i play psychedelic/shoegaze music. i need fuzz, delay, reverse reverb, tremelo, univibe, looper, the works

>cry for more gibs
And the proponent of the plan has one hell of a head start.

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spend it on a days worth of food, because thatch how much shit will cost, you fucking retards.

Fuck magapedes and fuck yang gangers, you'll all join the jews in the mass graves.

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Donate to my fav gurl gamers and instagram models haha duhhhhh

Drugs

Go to sleep and wake up with a sense of hope I won't get rekt next time I see tyrone and his friends at the liquor store.

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>pay more than 1k for my 1k
>not poor, have to pay taxes, will have to pay more taxes for faggy shit like above

Buying three ounces of weed a month.

>what will you be doing with your freedom check?
Donating to fund the wall we don't have with the check I'm never going to get.

Same. Never work another day in my life.

Sending it to Israel of course!

You think anyone that would have been a prospective wall builder would actually work?

Eat your dog, gwailo!

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buy gold, bitcoin, or toilet paper

Start paying reparations, blacks need that money more than I do because slavery and shit

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Buying guns and crypto to prepare for the collapse.

huh???
i thought chinamen and leprechauns were roughly the same size?

Save it up to start a business.

Why does this look like porn? Also, does anyone else remembered this scene? Kek!

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You guys know that even if he won this wouldn't happen, right? This is like Obama closing Guantanamo's promise or Trump's wall, it won't happen.

Living the NEET life and eating more hot food.

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same thing i already do with my autismbux

Buying guns and ammunition before he bans them

>Imagine being retarded enough to shill for someone bribing you with your own money.

big corporations love this kind of shit, since most people are retarded and burn their money on frivolous things.

Wipe your ass with it because it will literally become worth less than toilet paper.

Buying guns

Who's the qt that looks like she's just asking to get yang'd?

invest in chinese automation manufacturing companies

>what will you be doing with your freedom check?
wondering when it will actually arrive

Trump has the power to make executive orders and they were being blocked regardless. Obama made executive orders that were unconstitutional, and yet, they were allowed. The left doesn't play by the rules and they never will. When conservacucks finally realize it, America will be a fallen nation.

i've lived off ~$1000 a month before so i would definitely quit my decent paying job and enjoy the NEET life

Based. I'd use it to just stay at home and play WoW classic. Maybe try out livestreaming. Maybe drop a $100 a month into Bitbean for the meme.

This. A freedom divided of $1000 isn't enough though, he should give everyone $100,000 per month and everything will be super cheap. We'd have $200 Cadillacs and it would only cost $1 to fill her up. Also land would be like $.02 an acre and we could all have a million acres per year indefinitely.

leave the wage cage forever and live in my car, shower using a gym membership.

You get fooled by whiny Ping Pong Yang. He never gives you the 1000 dorrar

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I'll be buying a one-way plane ticket to Bratislava.

He has some nieve notion of getting legislators on board state by state. I dont remember all the details but my takeaway was his plan was technically correct but made this huge leap that basically once his offer is on the table enough people will want it that Congress will basically be forced to act. Which is wishful thinking at best that totally underestimates congress' ability to defy the will of the people on the short term to avoid getting sucked into shit like this.

For the sake of argument if freedom bucks were passed : I'm pretty sure its going to fuck up the economy and eventually our society in substantial ways so I would do the following with my cash

> invest in business likely to see a short term boon from the freedombucks.
If those checks start flowing tons of people are going to be loading up on electronic entertainment toys. Invest in apple, Samsung, amazon. Oil price will likely go up on the short term due to spikes in manufacturing transportation and the probability that people will drive more since they have temporary fat pockets. This is all short term investing, as the good times here will be cut short when the markets start shutting the bed and labor force starts declining. A few months tops before your out of these positions.

> increased demand for goods, increased labor costs caused by low end workers exiting the labor market, and the increased availability of spendable cash will have an inflative effect on the dollar

Phase 2 is putting those freedom bucks and the profits from our previous investing into inflation hedges because its coming. I'm no gold fag but metals might fit the bill here. Also other durable goods that can be resold ( guns, tools, collectables like watches even). Normally this stuff is not a great investment but when the dollar is collapsing these things will hold value. Also if you have the ability to buy investment property now is the time. You can't necessarily do that on freedombucks < snip>

having to spend it on the rent increase like everyone else.

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But rent is going up and a whole new class of people will be trapped in the rent forever trap so it would be a good time to profit off these people instead of being one of then

>phase 3, the happening
A combination of the economic forces caused by the cash influx, the growth of a huge parasitic class, and the unsustainable burden this places on government funding and spending will eventually lead us down the road to ruin. They won't be able to put the cat back in the bag and too many people ( voters) will ne addicted to the ever shrinking freedom dividend forcing the government to increase gibs even as the tax base shrinks due to the slumping economy. Eventually their will be no more gibs to get and the whole thing will either collapse under it's own weight OR the .Gov will try to patch it up by going full bolshevik and it either case your going to need a gun. So spend your freedombucks on guns and ammo.

I’m just hoping with my ex-wife getting an extra $1,000/month too, I’ll be off the hook for (((child support))).

I will use $470 of it on my house payment, and probably NEET it up on the rest. Just like most people would do.

Hey what about Americans not in America? Do I get free money too?

I'll be donating my 1000 to our greatest friend and ally.

Raise rents on my tenant.

>being this fucking retarded

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redheads bow in awe to the BCC

That's going to come out of your freedom dividend, sadly.

yang lol

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>You've unlocked a new level of autism

Probably a few sacks of unicorn feed and a nice saddle.