THANK YOU TRUMP FOR CHEAP LOBSTERS

You mean convict food.

This is a bug that I do eat.

sea bugs are tasty

Lobster rolls are so fucking delicious. It's one of the few reasons I genuinely miss living on the Eastern Seaboard.

It's against God's law to eat them.

>willingly eats arthropods
>thinks anybody would be jealous of it
Are you a nigger or just retarded?

why is everyone talking about bugs lately, are we 5 again?

Meanwhile it's up 500% in Vietnam so far, soon we will replace Chink as biggest market for U.S lobster export.

Then eat them without butter. 99/100 arthropod eaters won't.

Is this not a ocean bug?

checked. has potential.

fuck off, i will eat them all myself

All the jokes ITT aside, isn't there, like, a crucial evolutionary difference between lobsters, crabs, etc. and land bugs? I always repeatedly hear they're not the same as land bugs.

Technically they're closer to woodlice than insects, but you're not too far off the mark.

Bugs are nasty as fuck, made for sub saharan niggers and literal insect people from China. On the other hand, lobster is patrician, succulent, and Christ-like. The only thing Jew fears more than the samurai is the crustacean.

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I actually like steaming crustaceans vs. boiling them. Crabs already have ocean salt seasoning in them and Lobster is already deliciously sweet.
Funny enough, I can't handle raw oysters, I think it's got to do with the texture.

Well, that probably has something to do with not eating the lobster whole, which probugs fags can't seem to wrap their head around.

Lobsters etc. are crustaceans not insects. But there are land crustaceans too e.g. woodlice, also known as pillbugs. So no, there's no crucial difference between lobsters and land bugs.

We only eat lobster because we absolutely rekt every single other fishery on the eastern seaboard. Fresh Cod is the truly patrician New England protein, smoked alewives the based snack.

God forbid we'll have to sell foodstuffs to our own people.

IDGAF it tastes good nigger

This, we're the bugmen now.

I prefer the giant leg of an Alaskan King Crab.

I do.

they used to be considered garbage meat
the fact its so expensive is just a result of god tier marketing and it should be half the fucking price it is

>cheap lobster bisque

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No you mother fucker, what other animals are filled with goopy white innards? I bet if you boil some of those big ass roaches they might turn a little bit pink too

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>mom and pop fishing companies
>exporting goods to the other side of the planet

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>be china
>pour chijillions into building shitty ghost cities that nobody lives in
>cant into building skyscraper aquariums that fucking feed your bug minions
Seriously there are poorfags in america building salmon fish farms in their garages

it is amazing how much chemo therapy this retarded trade war shit is accidentally causing

why should anyone give a single fuck if chinese get lobsters or not

Fuck yeah I love smoked alewives, smoked fish in general is amazing. I was up in Canada last year and I had bread and brewis made with smoked shredded haddock and pork rinds. Fucking amazing.

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Alaskanon here, any word on other seafood?

don't get me wrong, I much prefer butter on them.

but fuck they are tasty even without melted butter.

the seething azncel losers are so obvious all they care about is eating expensive fish and wacking off to cuckold pornography.
Do chinese retard virgins care about anything else?

True. Then again, I’ll eat soft shell crab without a second thought. Idk. Seafood is different than the goibugs and s O y A that the heebery keeps trying to push

based comment, maine lobsterman are not seling to china for fucks sake, they sell in town to their fish markets or sell it themselves, this is disinfo to try and swing maine, wake the fuck up

>Funny enough, I can't handle raw oysters, I think it's got to do with the texture.

Don’t chew them, then. Just swallow them straight from the shell after you add the proper garnishes.

>don't taste the food just inhale it
Why eat it then?

>libs try and ban red meat
Lobster it is

Lobsters are next, the true cause of climate change is lobbies

kek

That's what crab fisherman call their catch when the cameras aren't rolling: bugs.
The kikels have red ass because lobster aren't kosher.

BASED SEABUGS

>SCRAPE SEA COCKROACHES OFF THE OCEAN FLOOR
>$30 a pound
I mean, yeah, fuck em.

>Massachuesettes
Blue states deserve nothing but pain

Dowwwn East Mainahhhs paradoxically don't eat much lobstahhh. Mostly sell to tourists or export them. You see the same thing in New Zealand lamb industry. We get much better lamb in California than I ate in NZ, because they export their best stuff and keep the dregs for the locals.

Lobster trap rights are AnCap as it gets in the US. If you give the locals property rights over a resource, they tend to take care of it. n.b. this only works with sane white people.

Crab is on average tastier than Lobster.

You can not deny this basic fact

For some reason, when it comes to certain seafood, the larger the seafood, the more blander tasting the meat.

Perhaps, bigger size means older age and older sea animals don't taste as good as younger sea animals.

the oyster's natural defense mechanism is to look as incredibly snot-like as possible at dinnertime. but it is the purest taste of the sea as you will ever find.

I like raw oysters but there are more hardcore eaters than me who I seen youtube videos of, eating the tiny peacrabs that can exist inside raw oysters.

best lobsters are 1-2 lbs. 3 lb lobster is usually a ripoff if you see it on a menu.

Based Trump killing small business
only megacops should thrive

So what you're telling me is that we should eat plankton for the best taste?

I thought if you saw green colors in your raw oyster, you are not suppose to eat them but for some reason they are a delicay in France.

Is there a way to know when you just shouldn't eat raw oysters at all? I stopped eating raw oysters at cheap buffets but there was one time I swore I felt like sand or gravel in my mouth when chewing a raw oyster and quickly spit it out. I got an upset stomach later that night but some Pepto Bismol made me feel better the next day.

>mfw lobsterfest in February is gonna be off the chain

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Lobster used to be considered prisoner food, absolute poor people food, because it's a sea floor scavanger. It's a bug and it devours dead sea animals. That's what you're eating. There's nothing tasty or 'based' about it. You're eating shit.

Jews turned it into a high demand food through social conditioning, and supply retention, much like they do with worthless rocks aka diamonds and other gemstones.

How no one else can see this is beyond me. Buncha retarded golems. Wanna know what priceless gift I gave my wife for our wedding?

A child.

never eat oysters at cheap buffets. pay full price for a proper oyster bar where you can see they are alive and watch the barmen shuck them for you.

holy shit i haven't seen this gif in a long time

this, go write an article about it. shit needs to be countered

A child is objectively not priceless since we have a price listing for female eggs, and the hiring cost for a surrogate.

Worth more than the Diamond though.

Children are not eggs though. They are the result of fertility, time and nurture. Young humans that can strive and perform and work for your respect, then grow up and become someone to be proud of.

No rock or metal or fucking lobster is going to do that.

This. Gib dis man a medal.

A friend of mine's father is a lobster fisherman. It's very hard work and difficult to get a license.

I'm not arguing the worth of a rock, metal, or lobster. I'm telling you there's a fucking price on your kids' existence. it aint priceless.

That egg you can buy and implant in that surrogate you can hire will become a child and I can give you a fucking receipt for it.

also a bit of sand is fairly normal and won't kill you. you are not really supposed to chew on them. the proper way of eating is to savor them in the mouth then swallow them whole."oyster shooters" include a shot of vodka which will effectively kill any microorganisms. but you still get that taste of pure sea.

>mad about ((them)) wanting you to eat insects
>lobsters yum yum

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>Maine
Who gives a shit about Maine?

It really is, no idea why it's so expensive. It's a massive scam lol.

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Some people in America are selling plankton but look at these rip off prices.

15 grams ($125)
50 grams ($299)
250 grams ( $999)

They are priceless because it's my seed. I put a price on it, and it's not available to the public and so it has no price but what I place upon it.

Triggering commies AND getting cheap lobster? What can't America do?

I can find a man willing to steal your testicles, or siphon it from your wife for a price that I can write on a cheque.

slow roasted EnZed lamb vs live Maine Lobster steamed in sea water is a tossup for me, mate. depends on the season or my mood.

Lobsters are Crustacea senpai. Insects are Hexapoda.

You can find a man that can TRY. Good luck faggot.

What a sociopathic form of logic lol.

Careful next week, Dad.

Not an argument.

>oh fuggg :DDD

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Sleep with one eye open, jew.

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All seafood is fucking unaffordable now because it all gets exported and we’re gouged here at home. Fish used to be the cheapest item on the menu. Now it’s up there with beef dishes. Want to cook it at home? Good luck. Red snapper should not be nineteen fucking dollars a pound at the goddamn grocery store. And I should NOT be presented shitty Asian “swai” as an alternative. Fuck these people. Give us the good food we have here.

Mainers and Massholes that like to vacation there. You do realize that Maine is the whitest state in the country because the snow keeps out the niggers and spics, yes?

No! Not the mom and pop shops that export lobster to China!

????

Back in the 80s red snapper and shark meat was some of the cheapest protein you could buy. Thank the Asian fishing fleets with their drag chains for killing that off.

You're an edgy faggot and it's fucking annoying do you even read what your saying? Could you have this conversation out loud and not feel like such a fucking tool for arguing that HURRR DURRR THE METAPHOR YOU USED CAN BE LITERAL IF I TWIST THE SITUATION ENOUGH. Obviously you could put a price on it you fucking jackass thats not what he was getting at why do you feel the need to PROVE that you can itemize a child

Imagine getting this worked up about an opinion you don't agree with on the board for unpopular opinions.

imagine being an edgy tryhard that sabotages his own argument by admitting he's willing to pay anything to get what he wants

lmao wow

So you wouldn't be willing to do what it takes to get what you want? Cuck.

>Getting this mad about someone being edgy on Jow Forums

Calling me a cuck doesn't invalidate my argument. You lost nigger. If you're willing to pay anything to steal a child then you've proven they are priceless.

Newfag, lurk more if you want to try me.