((someone)) built a bisexual chair

no such thing as bi chum that's just homphobia
you ether gay or not.

People build a lot of useless bullshit. What's their point?

didn't even sand it or finish it, hell didn't even bother to make it foldable
also wood is way too damn thick and overbuilt
and screw placement is shit

Chairs are not sentient. I don’t get it.

Stop bi spreading

>designed with the purpose of satisfying a niche
I see nothing wrong with this

>Bisexuals can't sit on chairs.
>But can sit on absolutely uncomfy abomination/torture device.
That's peak journalism.

kek!
japs bringing the bantz

It’s basically an interdimentional invasion of space aliens through people. These people are NOT human
pinknews.co.uk/2018/11/27/bisexual-sitting-chairs-meme/

Based carpenterbro

I actually need this

Dumbass countryman

People build a lot of useless bullshit. What's their point?

>bisexual people find new and exciting ways to position themselves on chairs and sofas, appropriately far evolved from the boring heterosexual custom of sitting straight
>exciting ways to position themselves on chairs and sofas
>exciting
>sitting
jesus, i apparently miss out so much

You like dick, that makes you a fag.

lol, it should have been US and Japan against the world.

imagine the smell

it's actually somewhat true

Fucking asshole norm bi-sexuals. As a omni-gendered female I have a special sitting stance as well (and a very specific weight requirement). Where is my chair?

>if you sit a certain way it means you're bisexual

i see what they did there

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>fucking leaf

desu yeah as a bi I tend to sit like a weird alien

I don't need a special chair to do that, though

Probably. Queer people neurotically make literally everything a “problem” and feel oppressed by human convention, biology, and nature

I'm Bisexual and I know this is fucking retarded. Just fuck who you want and gimme a comfy chair; reclining massage chair if I get the choice. Who even thinks sitting like that would be comfortable?

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As a man I like to spread my legs because I’m more comfortable

me too fren

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>can't sit normal because buttplug and cock cage hurt in normal sitting
>make chair to accommodate fetish
>start meme about not being able to sit still like an adult so nobody knows you're gay
that's bi-sexuality in a nutshell, just covering up the fact that you're gay.

>bisexuals just can't sit on chairs properly
>mfw when this is me

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As a man i need to spread my legs very wide due to the abundant, pendulous nature of my genitals.

Does this upset you?

This looks extremely uncomfortable, tried to sit like this in my smoking chair just now, how could they even do this without this kind of chair?

Sit on my chair bigot

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this is to trick zoomers into believing they're bisexual

10/10 bait honestly

So you're telling me that special snowflake wannabe faggots with a fake sexuality are also making a big deal out of sitting down?
And you're also telling me people are actually giving them attention?

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based poster.
good thing you see reality.

Enough with the faggots already.

honestly if I didn't know about the weird bi sitting thing(which I didn't until just now) I think it looks like a pretty comfy outside on my porch pipe smoking chair but I'd put my left foot flat on the little shelf with the knee upward instead of tucked under like that and lean on the right armrest

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E N O U G H

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Imagine going to stand up, but your balls get caught in the corner and they get ripped off.

I like pussy too, that makes me a chad

They remind me of Grunnies from .hack

i see that as a based guitar playing chair.

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Butt attack !

The most irritating thing about all this shit is every single damn group that insists on special treatment and being speshul snowflakes over their grouping would be told by previous generations of that group that they're being incredibly retarded.

WHAT IN GODS NAME

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we should tell them that as well,,,
now you made me feel like its actually our fault user

Where's the electric part?

it's called a rough draft.

>its actually our fault
welcome to reality, user.
now get out there and fix people.

>learned about bisexual sitting from his bisexual nonbinary daughter
god i hate faggots and americans and kikes and niggers

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Not my intention to make you feel like it's your fault, but your reaction to tell them what's up as a, for lack of a better word, "veteran" of your demographic's community is. Everyone has a responsibility to maintaining their own demographic's community. As the saying goes, evil triumphs because good does nothing to stop it. The same goes for stupidity versus good sense.

I sit all fucked up, and I'm straight
This shit is to get straight people to question their sexuality , or something
Pretty sure everybody sits in different crazy ways

>a responsibility
you don't know the meaning of that word.

I didn't even consider that angle. Well done, user. That's the most plausible angle.

Jesus said the way to life is straight and narrow
sitting all fucked up is a gateway drug to homosexuality
best to fix your posture before it is too late

it still is, fuck everyone else except maybe Dutuerte.

The fuck is your problem? I've carried and am carrying so much on my shoulders you just have no idea.

That's kind of proving my point there

This desu

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responsibility is not chosen, it is bestowed.
having a kid is a responsibility.
telling your friends their being fuckwads is not.

And we found the single mother in the room
God I hate roasties and their bitter attitudes

you are sorely mistaken, kid.
when you become a man you'll learn what i'm talking about.

if thats ahem2 where's ahem1?

>bisexual sitting
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
what a pile of bullshit
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>bisexual sitting
what the fuck? its an actual thing. Why do they do this? were they raped in the legs as a kid?
Everyone Ive can remember sitting like this was probably a faggot or lesbian.

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Polant pls

Argued just like sanctimonious roastie you are

>haha we're so Randumb xD

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You could build those out of used free pallets. Keep the original patina of the pallet then just semi clear coat it with something. Then just put an ad on craiglist. Isn't capitalism wonderful.

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This might be the dumbest thing I've read on Jow Forums in a long damn time. Wew.
You might be retarded. Here's an example that refutes that stupid shit you said. If you have a car, you chose to have that mode of transportation because if you really wanted to, you could find another way of transportation, but you have a responsibility to follow the laws so you don't get pulled over by law enforcement too as a result.
>Yep it's retarded

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>he thinks i argue with people instead of telling them reality
and yet you still think i'm female.
interesting.

You are the one playing mental gymnastics here, girlfriend

>you have a responsibility to follow the laws
that's not how reality works.
learn things before posting about them, young one.

Her balls are more comfortable in that chair?

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see

>tfw have restless leg syndrome so people think you're bi

This!

Tits or GTFO roastie

>cutting off the rest of the text to misrepresent the meaning contextually
>it's incredibly stupendously retarded

I learned in my gender studies class that context doesn't matter

>implying the rest of your word salad was worth a shit
have an oof.
see

Looks comfy.

is thi just a creative slander against people wiht spine problems and other disabilities?

This is fake right? Like an onion article?

Damn girl

In clown world, this shit is real

I must go back in time and step on a butterfly.

>word salad
>commas are hard
If I have 5 pigs and call a donkey a pig, how many pigs do I have? Still 5 pigs. Declaring things as something when reality demonstrates differently, doesn't change the outcome if you're not insane.

>Step on butterfly
>Return to present
>The USA is full on commie, communist revolution happened in 2010 and there’s hammer&sickle everywhere.
>But for whatever reason, Jow Forums still exists.

Do you dare post?

Have to admit though the lass in the pick is cute. Who's with me?