Would there ever be a day where he snaps out of it and becomes one of us?

I forgot to mention that there are faggots who shell out thousands of dollars to buy chris chan plane tickets, con tickets, and hotel rooms. I'm not talking about his paypal donations that he gets for literally just existing. I'm talking about a single faggot shelling out over a grand just to pay for his trip.

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Shut up faggot
I can call you little freaks whatever I god well please.

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Since he's a tranny, he's already one of us.

He should be putting that money towards his debt, he recently lost a court case and owes around $10k (I think) to the banks. His precious video games are more important though.

Didn't Chris-chan start out as an incel who thought he should be allowed to rape women?

I might actually try this. Use one of those apps that turn you into a woman on video, try to get on a stream with him and have him think want be he gal pal but only if he denounces his tranny ways and goes full redpill on the kikes.

IDK what's stopping him asking some retard to buy him out of debt. Someone would do it.

holy shit this
we need everyone to know this.

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Do you foresee a Ed Gein type situation? Like when Barb dies CWC uses her skin to become a True and Honest woman.

Never mind, it says on the wiki hes $162k in debt. Amazing how somebody could get 6 figures in debt just on toys, video games, processed food, a cheap car and a house like that.

kelk

I lost my first FB account because of this wankstain.
>Be me, post the famous Beyonce picture on FB that she wanted scrubbed from the interwebz
>Some fat tranny (who I thought looked familiar) was whining about how Beyonce was "a role model for little black girls"
>I told him he was not black, or a girl, nor even "little" - but a fat tranny in his mum's dress
Account was shoa'd

HANG THAT FAGGOT

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Him and Barb inherited some money from Bob but they pissed it away when the Jew Snyder was ran over (layers and court fees). And she's been stealing from Chris' tugboat IRC.

Hell. Christ-chan is a schizo bro

this. also im mid 30s and ive been several different ppl throughout my life. the human mind will reconfigure itself every 5 years or so and adjust itself to the new likes and dislikes you have. change is inevitable.

Imagine his big meaty fingers fingering your booty hole as he loosens you up and lubes youre tight boipussy. He then whips out his unwashed smegma cock and slides it deep inside of you. His raspy voice telling you about sonichus latest adventure the whole time. Right as hes about to blow his load in you he shouts "are we ready gang?"

I mean, ironically enough he literally hates faggots.

So I guess there's that.

Hot.

Hes bisexual now. He doesn't seem to have any strong convictions. I miss the old chris.
youtube.com/watch?v=CHO7-l6T4r4

I'm eating food you fucking cock ass

Now he's a CPU Goddess.

No
I thought he would snap out of the tomgirl/tranny shit by 2015, but he's still going and he's even losing more grasp on reality.

Many times I've thought Chris was just pretending; I don't mean I thought he was a troll.
But he isn't pretending about the wanting to be a woman part, and now he's given up on the love part of his love quest, he completed his fuck quest, and thinks he's married to Mewtwo, Magi-chan and more. He thinks alternate dimensions are going to collide and his CWC-ville world will be one of them and make him the god he is of CWC-ville in IRL.

He's gone. Gone gone.
The only luls that will come from Chris-chan ever again is being sued in court for credit cards and his stupid behavior in court.
And maybe more temper tantrums caught on camera out in the wild.

Barb is 77 years old and can't afford shit. She has fucked herself royaly with her credit and is now being forced to pay off $20,000 in credit card debt. If anything happens again, there will be no line of credit.

And Chris is gonna keep fucking up cars. He's stolen her car now and its almost dead too.
He's gone through 3 almost brand new cars; like less than 4 years old cars, this decade.
He doesn't check fluids, ever. So his engine never stands a chance.

So soon neither of them will be able to get out of the house.

Chris is almost 40 and has only been employeed 3 months of his life.

But Chris gets at least $1,400 in SS.
He won't get the house, thats long gone and owned by the bank.
But if he gets his money taken over like his mom, MAYBE, Chris can survive in a $500 apartment with with the rest of his money being managed by someone else so that his rent, gas, heat, and for his sake internet is paid with him only being allowed to touch whats left over each month.

If not he will die in his car after a month.

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I just realised Chris chan is a Jew

test

He's Jewish. You tell me.

How the fuck do you think they turned him into a tranny sjw faggot?

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HE'S not $162k in debt. That just the money the family "NEEDS"
Most of that "debt" is the mortgages on their house.
He's about $12,000 in the hole and digging
Barb is $20,000 in the hole and digging.
The rest is the house. However the bank is tired of missed and incomplete payments, so they're turning up the heat on them.

>he completed his fuck quest
Wait, what? I missed this part

>>he completed his fuck quest
>Wait, what? I missed this part
>And Chris is gonna keep fucking up cars. He's stolen her car now and its almost dead too.
>He's gone through 3 almost brand new cars; like less than 4 years old cars, this decade.
>He doesn't check fluids, ever. So his engine never stands a chance.
tell me this story too. but fuck quest first

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Aren't there insane asylums for peopke like this? It's probably cheaper than giving him $1,400/month and he'll be happier being taken care of.

>It's probably cheaper than giving him $1,400/month
You don't know how health care is in USA. 1400/mo is a bargain to prevent a loony like him from ending up homeless, shitting in front of businesses, and ending up on the news as a stabbing victim. Institutionalizing him could easily run 14,000/mo or even higher

What do you think a mortgage is?

Allow me to explain.
Back in 2011, Chris came across and troll message board made for Chris. Some how Chris' logic is
Men like tomboys (girls who dress and act like boys)
So women must like tomGIRLS! (His idea of boys who dress and act like girls)
This troll site said, yeah, thats right Chris, you should be a tomgirl, flawless logic.
So Chris started wearing girl clothes.
Then his dad died and he wore even more girl clothes.
THEN the 2014 SJW movement happen and he latched on to the idea of SJW that if you say you're a woman, then you're a woman.
Chris' scheme at first was if he says he's a woman, then he can fuck lesbians too now.
So he's now a lesbian transwoman.
And as a translebian, he gets the victimhood he always craves.
But now he even wants to become a REAL woman. And he thinks he can become a REAL woman, ovaries, pregnancies and all.
But its very doubtful he'd cut off his dick
If Chris had the money though, he would probably go full Bruce Jenner except the dick chopping part.
But if it was possible to become a real woman, XX chromosome, uterus, ovaries and all, he would.

And now he's imaginary bisexual. He's married to Magi-chan (a male), Mewtwo (a male?), and some female character he created.

So he seems to no longer want or need a girlfriend, he fucked a hooker so his gosh darn virginity is gone.
He's always believed in a Roger Rabbit dimension.
But now he believes in Hyperdimensional Neptuna, and Marvels multiverse theory.
And some fags put in his head that all the multiverses are gonna collide into one.
Which is good for Chris, because CWC-ville will become real, thus making him Chris-chan from Sonichu, making him a real woman and omnipotent superhero god.

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He was too far gone when he won that Sonic contest as a child.

>Mewtwo
I think that's a pokey man

>he fucked a hooker
Explain. I didn't know this

It's also cheaper to let welfare niggers and such die or put a bullet in them, but it ain't gonna happen.

how do you know all this stuff about him?

Maybe.

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In 2012, Chris posted on facebook he lost his virginity. He used the words "back page" and such, and a leaked e-mail said her name was "Mia Hamm"

Internet autism found a site called the backpage.com and a woman in his area with the name Mia Hamm on it.

So Chris found an "escort" site and lost his virginity to a hooker.

He literally bought a backpage prostitute

Sounds like he didn't actually do it. Chris is a pussy, he wouldn't follow through

There's more info on this autist than any other historical figure ever known

I have read everything on ED and the CWCki since 2010.

That sounds autistic, and most assuredly is, but remember, recording of him didn't start until 2007, so I read about 3 years of shit on him on the sites at one point in 2010, and then just kept checking them about once a month since.

sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-chan

ED is down

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No. The only thing that can change is our perception of him and awareness of his fucked up childhood and existence

Chris chan is based

Eid Pmurt! Eid!

CWC is basically already a more uglier, pussier version of Ed Gein or Buffalo Bill.

He did. Evidence points to it. He calmed down quite a bit with the love quest or he learned a droplet to not sperg on the internet by that point.

He drove all the way to Cleveland, OH by his autistic naive self in hopes of fucking Julie.

By 2012 he was 30. He's never been afraid to touch people, quite the opposite. People have always had a problem with him touching them.

So the idea that Chris said fuck it 2 months after his 30th birthday and with his dad dead and his mom never leaving her chair, its not crazy that Chris finally got a hooker.

Question is was he a mad lad and snuck her in the house or did he pay for a hotel room or did she take him back to her place.

Rumor is he hit it twice that day.

I think the accepted story is that it was a hotel. The details of the entire affair are online, if I recall correctly someone contacted the hooker and got details.

Too autistic to become Jow Forums

>But now he even wants to become a REAL >woman. And he thinks he can become a REAL >woman, ovaries, pregnancies and all.
>But its very doubtful he'd cut off his dick

He still doing binaural beats for all that?

the father had a good job, how is it possible for boomers to waste so much money to not pay off a house they brought for shit all

he has the mind of an 8 year old so no

Chris Chan will try to rape a kid, but then the kid will beat Chris up and end up in jail. Screen cap this. I'm from the future.

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Chris had his old 1994 Ford Escort until 2013. Thats a pretty good run. But hmmm, it went capoot after Bob died. Granted, it was old, but Bob was probably maintaining all the family cars.
The oil sticker said it was over a year and a half since the oil was changed, since it was one year out of date from the recommended oil change and typical oil change stickers are for 3-6 months from the oil change.
Then Chris drove his mom's old Ford Aerostar as his, then poof that was gone.
Then his family had tucked away a late 90's early 2000's Cadillac Seville, then a year later poof, a cracked engine block and a bad battery.
Then somehow Chris bought a 2010 Ford Focus for $9,000 for $100 a month. By 2018 the engine was fucked.

Chris now drives his mom's 2002 Dodge Caravan, but it has his plates on it, so she almost certainly passed it over to him. And this month he said the Air conditioner smells like sulfuric aka rotten eggs.

Given that Chris and his mothers are fucking slobs; we all know about their house, that Chris has no regiment whatsoever, Chris is stupid, autistic and naive, Chris is undoubtedly not maintaining any car other than filling it with gas.
Unless Barb has half a brain to tell Chris to pull into a valvoline so they can do the work for him, Chris' cars are going to keep getting fucked from lack of engine oil, transmission fluid, windshield wiper fluid, brake fluid and old oil.
All it takes is not keeping up on your engine oil and transmission fluid to brick a engine.
The only saving grace is transmission fluid takes years to run out. Problem is, greasemonkeys at pit stop stations NEVER touch it.

Bob wasn't a boomer. He was born in like 1920 and was almost 60 when Chris was born.

Chris is too much of a pussy to actually rape anyone. He will at most sniff a girl really close or grab their butt and play it off like an accident.

Ugly, stupid, weak, small penis, poor, gross... There's no way Chris won't become a rapist or child molester.

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THE TIME HAS COME TO AWAKEN HIM

Just did my transmission oil first time in 18 years, was pretty brown but nothing floating in there.

He's in his 40s. I think it's too late for him

>kaput
I dont know why this infuriates me

Hell no, following this fat fuck since 2006, steady decline. Only possible scenario I see is Barb passes and his brother Cole shows up and becomes his legal guardian and does what Bob and Barb never did, open hand smack him in the face whenever he says or does something retarded. That would bring closure to the Chris Chan Saga, Cole bans him from online whore posting and starts his own blog on what stupid shit Chris tried to do today and got the slaps.

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Pretty sure Bob owned the now deceased house.

Thats too bad, that Focus looked in good condition. Its not his fault that he doesn't understand that stuff, he should have a carer that comes around once a week. He even tried to make a home business when no one would employ him but for some reason people found it funny to buy stuff and then ask for refunds so he lost money.

>he’s not mentally ill.
>he’s just like one of us!

Barb was probably ordering takeout daily and buying 2.5k worth of junk monthly, both seem to have spent quite a bit going out and drinking at bars too.

No. He will be institutionalised eventually.
CWC has difficulty determining the difference between reality and fiction. He thinks that if he believes hard enough then fiction can become real.
He also hates himself and wishes to be someone else. Hence the gender change.
It's very sad.

I think they bought the house in like 1980 maybe even during the 70's inflation.
So of course they bought it through a morgage.
It is a decent sized house with a okay amount of land, so it might not have been cheap.
Then you got to remember than Bob and Barb were living on their retirement money by 2000.
Retirement money can end up being 50% to 70% of your original salary.

THEN Chris raked up like $8,000 on their credit cards in the 2000s.
Then Bob died.
THEN Chris and Barb went to court against the state and Snyder and loss and blew all of Bob's inheritance on the lawyer.
So it seems like at some point Barb took out a second mortgage on the house. If not, Barb probably wasn't making more than $50,000 a year when she worked. Drop that down to $30,000 a year for retirement. Then all the money she spends on Chris and herself, all those cars they keep breaking, the house fire, then $20,000 in credit cards.

It wasn't implied that Barb was ever that smart in the first place. She was a bit of a slut when she was young. And now she's probably senile to an extant.

She may also not fucking care now.
Her husband's dead. Her first son hates her. Her surviving relatives hate her. Her son is a fat, autistic, tranny, loser that burned down her house.

She might just take all the money she can and say fuck the debt and fuck Chris and his inheritance and future.
He ain't her problem when she dies.
It'll be his problem to find a place to stay, food to eat and money to pay for it.
She didn't care to raise any of her sons right in the first place, why would she care what happens to Chris when she's gone?

>massive autist
>not one of us already
wut

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>transmission fluid
what the fuck is that

>he said the Air conditioner smells like sulfuric aka rotten eggs
Could it be an old Cat Converter?

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Hi Alog

Transmission fluid rarely needs filled and almost never changed except maybe a refill every 4-5 years and changed every 10.
It's usually in the very back near the power steering fluid refill, down low.

No fucking clue what the rotten eggs could be, but yeah the cat conv is usually it.

God damn. I really want to see the rest of this season without waiting for the episodes

you cant fix stupid

>Barb is 77 years old and can't afford shit. She has fucked herself royaly with her credit and is now being forced to pay off $20,000 in credit card debt. If anything happens again, there will be no line of credit.

Lets not forget, Barb routinely gets Chris to cosign on loans and shit. He think when she dies, that will all go away, but he's signed onto so much of "mommy's important documents".

>He won't get the house, thats long gone and owned by the bank.

Bob made sure to pay that shit off before he died, but after the house burned down, Barb took out a second mortgage. Chris *could* pay it, and utilities, but it would leave his tugboat with like $200 a month for food and everything else. No more vidyas, no more tiny hoarse toys.

He will become homeless in the next few years. Guaranteed.

>He will become homeless in the next few years. Guaranteed.

i wonder if he was always destined to become a homeless, tranny prostitute?

I wonder what he thinks of this pic

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my God Russell Brand has really let himself go

He does have the "bag lady" look down 100%.

Whenever he goes to conventions, he carries around literally everything.

What would be funnier is someone convincing him to go to NYC to his "rich" film critic's brother's house.

ChrisChan lost in New York.

Someone needs to buy him a gun or convince him to buy one. Just to see what happens.

Leave underage

>snaps
>goes full 1488
>attacks Blair white
>profit?

>one of us
He already is a retarded autist tho.

Kys fag

chris' voyage through this life, as witnessed, has gone from lovable lolcow internet idiot to a sad depiction of the imminent collapse of the entirety of western society itself.

Who is this and what metal band is he in?

Chris-chan, he's in Christian and the Hedgehog Boys

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hole again...