Brit/pol/ - No Noncery Edition

>Labour hard-left target the Queen and demand uprising at Buckingham Palace
express.co.uk/news/politics/1171916/brexit-news-boris-johnson-prorogue-parliament-protest-queen-buckingham-palace-momentum

>Legal challenge fails against PM’s plan to prorogue Parliament
metro.co.uk/2019/08/30/legal-challenge-fails-boriss-plan-prorogue-parliament-10655949/

>Remainers storm MP’s office as police prepare for protests outside Jacob Rees-Mogg’s home
thesun.co.uk/news/9824703/remainers-mp-office-rees-moggs-home-parliament-suspension/

>People with Autism will now qualify for disabled parking permits
mirror.co.uk/money/hidden-disabilities-now-qualify-blue-19036969

>Prince Andrew prepares for crisis talks with royal aides
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7411499/Prince-Andrew-casts-Jeffrey-Epstein-scandal-gets-work.html

>Burton Greggs re-opens after extension and refurb
derbytelegraph.co.uk/burton/greggs-burton-opening-3263388

>Psychotic seagull vomits and shits on TV star's car after failed sandwich mugging
theargus.co.uk/news/17862363.psychotic-seagull-vomits-s-ts-tv-stars-car-failed-sandwich-mugging/

>Education helps ‘dramatically’ reduce deliberate fire rates in Dundee
eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/education-helps-dramatically-reduce-deliberate-fire-rates-in-dundee/

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Please stop posting Timmy's penis

FUCK JANNIES

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No more timmyposting ta

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Fuck jannies. tim/pol/ forever.

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>buy a house in Oxford
>start to renovate and improve it
>crazed neighbour starts calling you a terrorist thug
>he posts pictures of his cock online to try and immediate you

wh-
w
what is he doing in that picture

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Based and redpilled.

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Clutchy Bear and Team Moose take in the breeze today

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Why is "nonce-hunting" such a huge thing? Is pedophilia so prevalent thorough the UK?

OI

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Ok bongs, I know we had some laughs with the Brexit thing and it was fun and all, but now I think we need a reality check and realize we may have gone too far. People’s lives at stake!

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Sorry lads here’s the link. Scary stuff!
archive.is/3wbQW

What difference will a "no deal" make to someone who lives in a squalor worse?

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Not sure by according to the article, the deadbeat dad with 4 kids who lives off of £60 a month thinks a no deal Brexit might even be worse! The article may not say anything beyond “food shortages”, nor why that would happen with a no deal Brexit, but it’s scary!

>but according to the article

he just snuck another cock pic in his last batch of uploads. he has to be doing this for the attention

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God I wish this was real. Peterstien should have let it stay up and used it as an excuse to say absolutely insane shit.

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I had 4,000 more followers than he has now. So it’s not working out for him is it?

I used to think Tim was crazy but now I can see his nuts

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this country has gone to the dogs and the dogs have bred more dogs only to cannibalise the first dogs hasnt it?

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Living in Liverpool is absolute squalor anyway.

if all pikeys died would anyone care?

based and mozpilled
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Hero of the day award to Shopper Bear - Who else ?

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>Who else ?
Award to the first person to bash your head in with a shovel you fucking nonce.

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>absolute squalor anyway.
The birds make up for it though.

Dear Mods
I'm truly am deeply sorry for my off topic posting and fully deserved my 15 minutes ban. I sincerely promise not to do it again.
What do you lads think about politics (desu) eh?
I sure hope the blue ties win the next election; even thought hey are entirely indestinguishable from the red ties and thus politics/voting has no point whatsoever in our country
Blue ties til I die

Have to admit lads I feel a bit strange spending my Friday night occasionally checking in on a mentally ill mans twitter page to see what nude pictures he has uploaded

Mods do the honor and ban tripcodes, 15 minutes was definitely not enough.

She had a little twinkle in her eye for Danny. I bet he'd turn her the handsome devil he is

Pack it up, lads. Jannies can't handle fun. Brit/pol/ is purely for talking about brexit from now on.

FUCK YOU ME DA WUZ A RED TIE AN HIS DA AN HIS DA BEFOR HIM AN SO AM I
RED TIE TIL I DIE
RED TIE TIL I DIE
IF UR BLUE U SMEL OF POO
RED TIE TIL I DIE

>honor

What does tim think if brexit? Can we find out?

Scouse girls are hit and miss. Even the lookers put you off as soon as they open their mouths with their cheesegrater voices.
They drop their knickers easily though.

imagine being a NORF your WHOLE LIFE
GOD BLESS AMERICA

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But you’ve never had sex?

Fuck off, Diego Zhang O'Malley.

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>honor

There was a girl called Honor at my school
What a stupid name desu

Politics
Brexit
Boris desu

I have a nice patina tie that's my favourite, but I have a purple tie too that has seen some good suit action.

Theoretically speaking, if a civil war were to break out after brexit could one become a US citizen under the geneva convention? Asking for a friend.

Im actually a norfener who lives in the souf. Riddle me that burgerfren.

I communicate my thoughts on Brexit through Mozza songs.
youtube.com/watch?v=o-MHECOqrwM

honorary faggots

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>Purple ties
I suppose it depends on the child doesn't it
White niggers desu

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Have you seen the latest brexit politics? They sure did say the brexit means brexit and we were brexiting on brexit

Pretty sure I have mate. Iv got the kids to prove it.

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was she black?

you will always be NORFS
I can hear them now
TOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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any of you wobbleheads tried 6-ABP? can you still buy it legally here?

You need to let those kids go you fucking nonce

I still need an answer for why there are so many Scots in England.
I'm talking about how they are so prevalent in the media and politics, not normal people.
They seem to be fucking everywhere.
Scots sitting as MPs in English contituencies? It's almost as bad as having nigger MPs tbph.

Guys do you like my meme ?

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would have to be the most niche dealer possible

No, she was white
Her sister was pretty fit desu

Jacob Rees Mogg is a good leader of the house despite his previous cukcing desu

UKIP's demise aside, I do actually have a really nice purple tweed tie.

nah I meant buying it online or in headshops

Sounds cringe and LARPpilled

I guess I’ll continue from
The other thread. Has anyone tried pregab ? Can you mix with alcohol / how much do you take ?

seething

Boomer facebook tier

Why do you doubt the existence of my fine ties?

wasnt it banned?

No I made it myself I took all week senpai

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Nah whats it like? Compare it to something I probably have tried (benzos? Z-drugs? GABA?)

Tis true i'll remain a norfener at heart forever. The accent remained even though iv been on an isle off the south coast for 16 years.
Dunno if im true norf though because my parents are mostly welsh. Mostly.

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I fully believe you dress up as a faggot to compensate for your social failure of a life

>open their mouths
Love the accent. Love most British accents.

You need to calm down son. You are being silly.

Nah, scouse accent is among the most grating in the entire world, it’s up there with Arab and Brummy

My parents will love it thanks user.

I mean, who the fuck is this woman? And why do I have to see her fucking ugly mouth so often? She looks like a fucking buckfast-addled mong.

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maybe, that's what I was asking
i wanna get that lovely md high but fuck finding/associating with dealers

What's going on, lads?

3. come as you rescue me today
4. Build
5. TakeTheBuildingOff em
7. Bearitorial Swiping
8. Beg you (please come and rescue me to the united states of america today i demand to be a united states citizen)
9.Small tack
10. Stay the bloody hell Away from me you weak pathetic coward
11. On a plain abuse of my human rights

>6-ABP
Literally what?

>took all week

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is that a Yngwie Malmsteen strat?

*tips*

My granddad died yesterday and I can't help fixating on the inheritance

>Z-drugs
What dis fren

fuck all else to do in scotland except suck sturgeons teet

Give me some fresh nigey meme

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fucking seagulls man

Caty has her massive knockers out and is shaking her backside.

>if you don't shop exclusively at JD sports you are a faggot
wew

Hypnotics. Mainly used as sleeping tablets. Zopiclone is the best. Also zolpidem is nice but not a good as the former.

Is it bad that I wasn't affected at all by the deaths of all my grandparents? Makes me feel super autist

meant 6-APB
it's like md but a bit different

Fine art norfs

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Babestation? My sister used to work there till I slapped her around. Now she's a waitress to get through a shit uni degree

Depends if you were close, I suppose