Why aren't you at the straight pride parade Jow Forums?

Why aren't you at the straight pride parade Jow Forums?

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for a straight pride parade this is the gayest thing I've ever seen

looks kinda shit

based
dilate

lul

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Missing:
>Those of us in good shape
>Fully clothed young women pushing baby prams with babies in them
>Couples holding hands
>THE FUCKING STRAIGHT FLAG FFS

For some reason there:
>U.S. flags every goddamned where
>Pro Trump garbage
>Fat waddling puddles of Walmart People
>Boomers walking single, no couples
>The flag of Israel

Not a real straight pride parade.
Gays LARPing as straights to destroy it.

In fact this gives me an idea: next time we have some time free let's all organize LGBT parades and look as shabby as this. Also do this there:
>Fly the flag of Israel
>Lots of Communist flags
>Signs that call for the destruction of families and eating/raping of children
>Add the P at the end

Two can play this game and will

Absolutely unequivocally irreversibly unimaginably eternally BTFO

Return question:
"Why should the world continue to risk HIV infection and permit pedophilia and the ruin of civilization just because all your orientation cares about is getting laid?"

Is this a thing?