5:00 PM EDT Sat Aug 31
Location: 26.2°N 74.4°W
Moving: W at 8 mph
Min pressure: 945 mb
Max sustained: 150 mph
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first for the future of humanity in the solar system being directly threatened by one windy boi
5pm
New data suggest this storm is a cat 5 with 160 MPH winds
Floridafag here I told you all it was nothing
>carolina trying to steal our happening
it had better just fuck the models and slam right into florida
i didn't even prepare or anything i just want something to happen
this hurricane better not disappoint me or i will start using plastic straws again
DORIAN is going Straight up the Chesapeake
ROLLIN FOR TABS MODEL
scale for starship frens, the Mk 1 is the thing being assembled in Cocoa, the flight path is the 150m Hopper flight a few weeks ago
>Inb4 greta's handlers are begging for a cat 5 impact so they can hustle down there and have themselves a nice photos hoot with ocasio
Upskirt of the Cocoa Beach Starship, this is the thrust structure to which three Raptor engines will attach
nice politics sci an out b trv literally anything else
>tfw cucked again
Life is suffering
I just briefed my family. I am now going to declassify some information to you folks. This communication was intercepted off Facebook approximately 8 minutes ago. It was included in today’s briefing to my family.
if it was on /sci/ we wouldn't be able to laugh at niggers looting and chimping
based. AOC needs a new staged photo op to cry at
imagine being this new and this big of a faggot.
Oh I didn't realize you were talking about that. Fuck off canuck
i wish the storm really got as big as that fucking cone
Oh it would piss me off if either of those cunts showed up in my town looking for air time
Also included in today’s briefing to my family is Irma’s old spaghetti models and its actual trajectory. I will be reconvening with my family again in 6 hours to deliver another briefing.
Now that Hopper has hopped Cocoa Beach Starship is the best chance of an orbital flight this year by Starship. I want my fucking Mars ticket, the rest of Florida can go suck eggs. The Cape is bae.
/PHSG/ WHEN
They'll do it if you guys get nailed and you know it. Anything for some good photos, fuck the lives lost. Bonus points for staged photos of them helping clean up before they fuck off back to the hotel.
Go away
Why do they call it a starship?
>not /PTSG/
You're lonely aren't you
>average leafistan manlet 5'9"
go check your strategic maple syrup reserves and leave the rest to the adults in america
nobody on Jow Forums is in good mental health and you're deluded if you think otherwise, we're all autistic here
Not much in the Bahamas so far
fuck i was hoping they would get brrraaaaaappppped
They still may, it's a ways off from them yet
I'm not autistic, I'm psychotic. There's a huge difference.
I have a very well paying job, a beautiful gf, my 15 year old son is in private school that I pay for and I drive a Lexus. I'm currently sitting by my pool drinking vodka and shit posting. but you're right I am a little mental
the braaappper has to be willing tho. dorian is proving to be the nigger of natural disasters
post pic of pool and drink
fucking based. tampa bay best bay.
Hey we should fuck
Everyone I talk to has a false sense of security.
“Oh we lucked out”
“It’s going to pass us thankfully”
“It’s going east to disappear”
Hahaha Dorian you cunt come back
Give boi pucci
I also just made some dank chili with buffalo meat
Comfy
He's going to.
I'm 36
Glad you cleaned your pool.
That sounds tasty. I’m near USF, where do you go to buy buffalo meat? I’ve been looking for a place to get stuff like that
I just picked up some ground buffalo from publix
Pool guy was apparently here earlier today
Quake 2 was my jam.
we need to keep these FL threads going even after this lazy homosex hurricane is over
no one cares. get a life
>skimmed floating debris
Thanks Tyler
>4 days before landfall
Why don't they show the spaghetti models 1-2 days away from landfall?
What a stupid post.
Hi fren
Listen, Florida.. I just want you to know.. I never liked you and Im glad you'll be gone soon.
>assmad nothingfag
Tyler is my bull no bully
You are legitimately retarded
When will the models be corrected with the data? Will there be a large shift West?
As soon as we get digits
Nigger his twitter says they just flew back out and did the mission. Doesn't hurt to keep people aware and not feeling too safe though. They have the data you say they don't though.
>reeeeeefishfishfishfish!
We need more loopy hurricanes that make landfall 2+ times like Ivan. Now that is a wild path
>implying
Major natural disasters are basically the only thing government is for
>didn't shock the pool
salt system?
>Ivan
>3 seperate landfalls
what a legend
>convening with your family
Lmao
Nah I think they did that a few weeks ago. Haven't been in the pool all summer really
frances would be a best case if it wiped out miami first. dorian is obviously a tranny and can't make up his(her) mind
Try 2ch, the US only gets rainy remnants on the west coast
Xer Reeeeeeeeeee
>Ivan
>I'm just going to fuck this whole area while doing a sick donut.
The models showed it hitting Florida 4 days away from landfall so you're just proving how stupid you are.
Alright, look at this and tell me it isn't a cat 5. Also tell me a ERC is not going to occur VERY shortly.
Not even hitting Florida? Hahahaha! Y'all got so much egg on your face who cares if it's 200+mph winds it ain't hitting land too funny
its a valid comparison because we are not 1-2 days from landfall like they had originally been saying. The fucking thing is still far away and only going like 10 mph
frances wasn't even bad. i lived in the eye for both frances and jeanne and jeanne was stronger at landfall. frances only got the bad rep since it moved slowly.
I'll just show up to their press briefing with my MAGA hat on. Brevard is red as fuck, except Cocoa (which, as the name implies, is 100% niggers)
That's a bad nigger alright
>Anonymous
what happened to the tripfagging roasty?
That's a bad nigger alright
Slight south west turn. Stall. Then hard southwest. Check em
I can see the resemblance
needs to hurry its ass west
I guess I have to be the one to tell him....
Oops I meant northwest
got called out as a discord tranny and bullied
>bragging about his Lexus
lmao enjoy your upcharged Toyota. A Lexus is hardly a status symbol
Post tits
But it's a fucking great car
both hunters are out.