Be american

>be american
>phone ambulance
>go bankrupt

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But i got my guns to shoot myself later

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>be canadian
>go to hospital
>die waiting to be treated

> Be American
> Go Outside
> Get Shot

That's not how it works, faggot.

Universal Healthcare still has A&E that will treat the most serious patients no matter what.

Yet it's a government regulated board that determines what is considered life threatening and what is considered optional

In the 70s and 80s a bypass surgery was considered optional as well in the UK because of the NHS

i go to the doctors every week just to make sure im healthy :)
never waited more than 2 hours

The US passed a bill in 1986 preventing any ER from refusing treatment based on inability to pay.

My Mam is a doctor and she sincerely hopes people like you die in a car crash.

Yeh, but then they stuff the bill on to you after you are better and you go bankrupt.

talk about the battlestar.

I would rather for God's green Earth, and the battlestar conversation is more likely to win God's green Earth.

read the fucking OP you dumb burg

just get an uber to the hospital

As a hardworking REPUBLICAN I don't need no damn ambulance or some faggot liberal (((doctor)))

I'll do my own surgery at home with my own tools and my BIBLE like God intended!!!

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This statement literally could have been written by a Somalian

Eat this, you snaggle-toothed scumbag.

Without the blacks we would probably be at Finland-level violent crime rates.

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Be canadian, "free" healthcare
>people die in waiting lobby
Why? Because so many people can just walts into emc and declare themselves in need of immediate medical attention
>doctors visit is free, free for them to tell you how expensive your treatment or medication will cost
>call ambulance get charged 500$ minimum depending on province
Play the free healthcare card all you want, kikes and middle management make sure its still as expensive as possible

You can literally just not pay and then the bill goes to collection and the worse thing that happens is your credit score takes a big hit. People literally do this all the time.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Oh btw forgot to mention cancer treatments, people in canada either die or go bankrupt trying to save a loved one because guess what? There is no such thing as canadian "free" healthcare but you still pay taxes out the ass for it

All I see is the UK is 5 times lower than USA in murder rate.

>Be American
>Go into debt cuz sick
>Don't pay
It's the new American way

>be canadian
>buy steak
>bankrupt

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I take it you 've never phoned ambulance here..

>acid attacks, bomb attacks, highest stabbing rate per capita
Ok britfag, say whatever you want

>Be weak Incel
>Buy gun

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>be canadian
>phone ambulance
>die waiting

>it's all about that
not getting shot swag

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The Virgin Gunmen vs The Chad Acid Attacker

Lmao people stupid enough not to have extended medical here deserve to die for being so fucking stupid

>have health insurance
>get the ambulance ride either for free or extremely reduced cost
why does anti-us propaganda in canada and europe act like health insurance doesnt exist?

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Uber slave here, I've taken four people to the hospital this year. One person was a fat lady who was crying because she said she was in heart failure. She might have just been a fattie with a victim fetish, I don't know.

>renyew papier-mache loicence

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>be nigger
>get shot by rival gang
>phone ambulance
>go bankrupt
>dont care
>rob a liquor store
>go to prison
>ah, home sweet home

Maybe try being white, employed, and have insurance

hahahahah what a dishonest faggot. Even the "extremely reduced cost" bankrupts you.

Medical debt doesn't go away with bankruptcy anyway. Americans are FUCKED if anything happens to them

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$200-500 bankrupts you if you're a dumb nigger

try $2000+ AT A MINIMUM

That’s what I did for my appendicitis

ah-bloo-bloo

yeah I have
its $80 max and you get reimbursed

An ambulance cost 1000 dollars. That'll bankrupt you? Sorry youre a weak nigger.
>be american
>might is right: the country
>not retarded, so become wealthy
>fuck the poor

>bankrupt
It’s like 300-500 for ambulance

>be french
>give 1/3 of your salary to pay neet healthcare
>phone ambulance for a mini-stroke
>goes to ER
>sleep in a bed
>get billed €2000
Wasn't it supposed to be free ?! I already give 1/3 of my salary every month for this. Nope, you are a wagecuck, you can pay, if you don't, the IRS help itself straight from your paycheck.

Meanwhile wealthy canadians come to my state for cancer treatment.

Kek. Just replace Republican buy Muslim

buying something for 100x the price of what it is actually worth in reality will attract rich people
just look at /fa/

i have literally only had to pay like 8 bucks for a medication that was over 400 dollars. health insurance will make the costs of most things almost zero

stop taking credit for your mom's healthcare you fucking neet