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Min pressure: 945 mb
Max sustained: 150 mph
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DORIAN is going Straight up the Chesapeake
Hurricane will touch Florida
OH NO NO NO NO NO FLORIDA IS FUCKED
is the happening back on frens?
noaa pass coming up, hopefully it matches the usaf 166mph reading.
for now... it's more likely than before.
*AHEM*
CONFEDERATE METEOROLOGIST A NIGGER
WAIT DID IT SHIFT WEST?????
also
>malzahn playcalling
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Anyone whose goal is to hurt the feeling of people following this event by shitting on their hopes or predictions is a piece of shit bully and doesn't belong in this community. It's a natural phenomenon, not a damn football game
florida man here, please god fuck us up
florida is fucking finished
Space Coast in particular is going to have a bad day.
What the hell is going on guys???? I thought this hurricane was going to go away?????? This page on Facebook called mikes weather page said we are flirting with a category 5 and it may hit FL still.... wtf????? The news said we are safe and PB and Martin counties are closing their shelters on Sunday now... I don’t understand??? I returned all my water and canned goods because everyone told me we were going to miss the storm and be fine
HWFI
Nice proxy hurricane won’t hit
How do I view the NOA airplane?
Just look up user
You nigger you do not do that until literally 1 day til landfall. We are 3 days out just about. Even then you are risking last minute changes. I will be watching closely and possibly boarding up tomorrow and Im in fucking tampa bay.
Bahama's local radio stream.
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I am hoping they take call-ins like that one in Barbuda did during IRMA.
Huricane net ACTIVE on
7.268LSB and 14.325USB
You fell for the memes, user.
Stock up on canned ravioli right now.
FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST HIT ORLANDO!
WE DESERVE IT GOD THIS PLACE IS LIKE SODOM AND GOMMORAH IF IT HAD PUERTO RICANS!
SMITE US LORD!
>5 MORE YEARS
>42 MILLION DOLLARS
Kek
Might, might not.
does DORIAN know DE WHEY?
I am just hoping to rub salt in the wounds of all the happeningfags when this fish storm doesn’t touch land, that is my only agenda here. Funny thing is I was once one of them, but 5 days ago I realized we were being conned. Florida won’t get a landfall. Not now. Probably not in the next 5 years. So now I work to make sure everyone itt is as disappointed as me.
Yes fren.
it's actually over for floridians at this point. Georgia is closing the border. hope you can still find food at this point bro
This storm sucks. Boo this storm! Booooooooooooooooo
t.me/tropicalweather
I made a telegram with updates and memes
>Implying people want to go to nigville
this is maximum cope
Woohoo! Can't wait!
Florida is deflecting it into the Georgia and South Carolina trash fire.
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it appears so, all of the models shifted west.
yeah you're fine take your surfboard out
oh shit, are you gonna be OK in Toronto? I heard you died in your cuckshed....
cmon you windy cunt, aim for charleston
Hurricane will hit Florida
You do not not de whey my boodah
I speet on you
Ccccchhxeeerrrrrrkk, puhtooooook
CAT 5 CONFIRMED
NOT AN ERROR
CAT 5 CONFIRMED
HOLY 5's WERE TRUE HOLY SHIT
see
The bull actually won’t let me have it because I disrespected him
Great carnage & good happenings will come to you, but only if you whisper "Good night... drowsy Dorian"
Threadly reminder, this is the real model not influenced by Jewish Tricks
>>>real model
>real model
>>>real model
Will St Petersburg be alright
cope
come to C H A R L E S T O N
TAKE MY ENERGY
THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE!
we are full of faggots and trust fund babies, so no
Good
Now let's see it keep that strength.
everything points to yes, but perhaps you remember Irma, and how wrong everyone was until it was actually happening.
It's not even making landfall. No networks covering it
Florida is doomed
B U Z Z S A W
Delusional
Well the trends agree with me. The only models predicting a landfall in Florida are TABS and TABD. I’m not an expert on who produces those particular models but they are probably some fringe agency with no credibility. Whichever the Euro model is is the most credible one from what I’ve seen.
Will Delmarva get hit
>Miami is RIP
I'm okay with this
Damn if that shit is accurate, Florida is kill.
The 2am EURO will confirm the happening back on for FLORIDA
screencap this
Jesus if that really happens, then after this is over it'll be known as Hurricane Buzzsaw.
Digits confirm.
>trends agree with me
>trends say it's getting closer to florida if not making landfall in the state
hmmm... really makes me think. You know we have to wait for the 00z euro ya? for now all we got are the 18z model runs.
Maximum cope is sitting around and hoping for a happening that’ll never come. Have sex.
Hurricane Dorian
What name is that?
Is it nigger?
Not sure if I have ever heard that name before
This was posted after I solved a crosswalk captcha
Where from? Dixie bro
>What name is that?
tranny
Well I can't say now that people are looking for me. But heart of dixie.
Based and redpilled
>But heart of dixie.
DEM DUKE BOYZ DID IT AGIN!
STAND UP AND BE COUNTED!!!
How is this real?
If by trends you mean where the models tend to be moving each update, they don’t have it moving closer to Florida. Only 2. The vast majority still have it moving out to sea.
It's ancient Greek.
they ALL move further east (atleast the ones with 18z model runs.) Show me one that isn't trending further east with their 18z run?
I'll find you
stfu attention whore
threadly reminder that all you namefags and memeflaggots need to go back to normal after this habbeding. dont ruin my fun shitposting anons or else i will buy and use a shitload of plastic straws faggots
It's Greek
Hows the tide look?
Nah really, accidently posted the name of my apartment and suddenly people think I live in florida.
>Implying ICON model is any better than these other dick swinging guesses
Fuck off.
Atlantic hurricanes should ideally be nuked by America for being foul.
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>Literally nothing
Edgelord/10
Why do you come to Jow Forums and attention whore? What the fuck is wrong with you namefags? Go back cunt. Your kind is unwelcome.
So it's going to hit the Bahamas first by the looks of it.
Any streams from there?
You're new to /ahsg/ aren't you?
The names only come out for this general.
>all these asshurt gaynkees
Lole
this thing is charging west and no amount of florida cope will stop it
when is next uptdate
Yep its making its way there, going to be strong when it does, I saw some webcams earlier but I don't have them on hand
Funny how after pic related happened, all the models suddenly shifted out to sea...
11pm
Its been guaranteed by trips that 321 is a go for blast off.
*ahem*
FUCK FLORIDA
You can safely laugh at these Floridan fucks now
This was posted after I pointed out all the motorcycles in the captcha
No amount of 4skin buzzwords is going to change Georgia getting ass blasted harder than your coal burning gf during her high school years in that 4 some where you couldn't even get hard.
ty
You mean our resident meteorologist that's been posting for years and helping dozens of us understand and/or escape properly? How fucking new are you?
t. georgian
the cone will have all of florida in it by tomorrow morning. the out to sea shift was a farce to make people stop watching it.