/AHSG/ General Lazy edition

CAN WE EXPECT A SHIFT WEST ON THE 11PM UPDATE???

Don't forget your milk sandwiches.

BTW make sure to add this to the general next time.
smartmet.bahamasweather.org.bs/radarcomposite/
It's Radar from the bahamas.

shes never going to show you

This is the Weatherwax Roasty Social Hour Attention thread right guys? When are we getting tits and asshole?

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No. It's a case of extreme negligence. When this is over people need to be punished for this shit.

Almost guaranteed.

Here's some hats for shooping

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post hole

It seems like it's going to rain in the dessert

wtf happened. Haven't seem them just turn around like this before.

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Listening to this...

youtube.com/watch?v=drCeIHgEmQo

Two depressions in addition to Dorian...
>Category 5...not great, not terrible...

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Hahaha guys found a new fun past-time

I go into the long lines at Walmart and Costco and fart hard the silent but deadly’s and you can audibly hear people complain and groan

I crop dust them maybe 6x before I can feel liquid in my shorts then I go home, change shorts and go find another store

Did it 4x today I had 2 Taco Bell Foods yesterday and are 3 cans of beans yesterday too

Spoiler: It's a tranny.

so this things path changes constantly. Any chances this things shifts west again?

Might be for fuel. They've been out there for some time now.

I got a bad feeling about this one.
CAT 5 at the 11PM Update and westward shift?

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>inb5 they are actually going to try nuking it

Nothing-ish burger. It can change but probably wont. Orlando is so far inland it will get, at most a rainy windy day unless the tracking changes significantly.
>also the mouse is desperate. Park attendance is much lower than projected.
My only issue is fucknuts freaked out and gas is tapped locally.

...ok

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post flappenwurfer pls make sure to spread the lips

fishstorm

twitter.com/shawnmilrad/status/1167973227886342146
Experts think most models are being completely retarded, namely the Euro/GFS.

I posted this in the last thread but the stationary front that's directing it right now gives it a little window of opportunity

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IT'S NOT HAPPENING
>IT'S NOT HAPPENING
IT'S NOT HAPPENING
>IT'S NOT HAPPENING

>No. It's a case of extreme negligence. When this is over people need to be punished for this shit.
Remember how they kept downplaying Michael, and refused to call a Cat5? There are people that stayed and died because of that shit.

idk they usually do a full 360 around it and they have only been out since 6 I believe. wondering if they hit a serious gust or something. I did read gusts were up to 187

ty user!

user I

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youtube.com/watch?v=eB5LTvm03Zc

Is there a male version of the art?

>Calm before the storm
twitter.com/iCyclone/status/1167989466612387840

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oh its happening. Its gonna destroy the Bahamas then fuck up the 1/2 the eastern coast.

...this?

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Here's the next day when it gives Dorian a bit of headroom to move north.

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I can tell you're into anal sweetie. How wide can u gape?

eat lots and lots of fiber one bars for extra air in your farts

Your ability to produce such large amounts of gas might be indicative of a health problem. Please see a doctor user. I don't want any more dead frens

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I like going to open community pools or hotel pools and shitting in them. I spend my entire weekends driving from pool to pool, sometimes waiting hours at one pool just waiting for the perfect time to shit in it. It’s not sexual or anything like that it’s just the thought of some employee having to grab a long pool net and scoop my shit out of the pool all while gagging from smell is just hilarious. I always make sure to have a big meal of KFC before leaving my stinkies in the pool so they have a nice big, shit smelling schlong waiting for them.

Sometimes I return to the scene of the crime a few days later just to find the pool is actually fucking closed LMAO my shit did this much damage yes!!! I always have to hide my excitement and joy when I return so the employees don’t get suspicious but I almost feel like an evil genius when I leave that big old sloppy joe in the water. If they leave it long enough they have to pay a fortune for a specialist to remove my shit particles from the filter and water that is what most excites me. It cost me the price of a zinger stacker $8.45 to make multiple people’s lives miserable, ruining the pool for kids, destroying family vacation pool time and making the employees jobs a million times hard fucking normies hahahaha.

One day I will have to give up shitting in pools I worry about becoming an old man and no longer being able to control my bowels the fear of not being able to shit on command is terrifying… one day I might even get caught for doing it but until that day I’m going to spend my weekends driving to various community pools and spas and shitting in them. I plan to travel to Wet’n’Wild someday, a big waterpark and shit in every ride I can, I will shit in the wave pool, I will shit in the whirlpool springs and I will definitely shit in Calypso Beach. I think that will be my final hurrah until then I will just keep shitting along.

What did I miss today? Wax is a girl and Largo Fag is posting pictures of himself in the mirror?

>Interacting with that cold front
NIGGA

your hole is dirty

Yea and the way shits going.. watch them down play this until its too late to evac.

>she can't even be bothered to shave her asshole
>that shit skin

kino

What does that mean for a hurricane? Don't they thrive off warmth?

THREAD THEME:
youtu.be/ZLKE9zmUA_M

Bahama radio live feed:

znsradiogroup.streamcomedia.com:9788/zns1540am

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who puts curtains on gates?

Best post of the season honestly

Trim your pubes.

Shit, I've been listening to that song on repeat for two threads now

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CAT 5 CONFIRMED

CAT 5 I REPEAT CAT 5

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Weatherwax has curtains before her gates.

He's going to die isn't he?

Warnings/watches being lifted in most of west florida

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Shit, they're playing hymns now, it's getting desperate.

>GOES-16
I am gealous user. I know I can download the images from the internet but I want to get a download direct from the satellite working.
So far I purchased a parabolic antenna but have not spent enough time trying to aim it so it is basically useless at the moment.

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This is some scary IR images

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znsradiogroup.streamcomedia.com:9788/zns1540am
comfy Bahamas radio stream.

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Are you a FL weathergirl?

speed up dorian

westward shift is expected, it's not the direction but the speed. That it slowed down early is what made the model veer north early. If we were looking at 11-15 mph landfall on FL would be probable.
That we've seen below 9mph for the last 24 is what the nothing burger is all about.
When a tropical depression /hurricane slows down unexpectedly it "shifts" the timeline and other things happening meteorologically are factored in depending on the time-frame.
Most weather in the north America moves west to east. - Different meteorological elements moving in from the west will "arrive" on the east coast and FL respectively at different time frames.
user - this is that "the train leaves NY at 5pm and travels at 60 mph" math question from school - except with hurricanes.

You frigging guys and you're "trying to fit in" posts!
Hilarious!

she's a FL arby's slider

They do, but ahead of the front will spawn tornadoes out the ass. That's what happens in areas like Oklahoma with gulf moisture plus cold air from the Rockies. Its why those guys have so many tornadoes.

they got word someone was trying to pilot in a nuclear sub underneath the hurricane to evade the sub hunter planes

Seriously, what did I miss out on today about Wax? I spend 24 hours away and miss all kinds of shit.

I'm not Floridian, and I prefer being as vague and ambiguous about my gender as possible for the sake of shits and giggles.

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Did anyone screenshit her beefs?

idk I just heard he has a pusy and now he won't show it

Dammit...at least have a rando file name, namefag

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When is the next update 11:00?

You're anonymous and everyone knows you have bobs n vagene.

Look at and tell me that isn't the signs of a roastie looking for attention. this has been known for about 24 hours now.

oh nvm then it's just foolishness.

>blasts through Florida, Georgia, and Alabama
>meets the cold front on the other side and fractures into a dozen cluster-tornadoes

I don't have enough popcorn.

yep

I just missed out on the transition from regular /AHSG/ personality to notorious.

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It's the sign of someone who spends too much time on /a/, in all likelihood.

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It's literally a tranny.

This is that "calm, level-headed voice of reason" she prides her tripfagging on?

Toronto fag here. How fucked am i?

hey frens

i hope this a fish storm and nobody gets hurt nor has any property damage

remember to stay hydrated and avoid windows!

youtu.be/hfyGxNakAJg
gud shit for stormfrens

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Hey if I'm on on here, I'm on /a/ Tomoyo posting.

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