CAT 13

fucking weaksauce. lemme know when that bitch hits 1,488 mph and blows all the spics into the Gulf of Mexico.

pscp.tv/w/1nAKEZvmOEOGL

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cat 666

AMERICAS WANG IS ABOUT TO GET CIRCUMCISED

WangGang2020

Now this is as close to accurate I have seen reported for 3 days!

And look, still no hurricane on radar. Hello???!
winknews.com/radar/

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You left out the part where it is still intensifying.

last I heard it was a cat 3 and was going to move up the coast. 3 hours later this

WOW. It looks like there is nothing now.

switch it to FUTURE.

Wake me up when it hits 1488 mph

please Gods rangeban Canada

gay

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lmao Florida is fucked
rip in peace Puerto Rico

OH FUCK BROS TURN ON CNN IT'S A CAT 69 NOW WITH WINDS OF 5000 NIGGERDICKS

>obliteration and death approacheth the florida
YAY

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Is Florida kill?

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Should I invest Home Depot or Lowe’s stock?

Not cool.

A CAT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Just the nigs as usual.

where the fuck is that blue shed guy. these threads are boring as fuck i want a comfy blue shed thread with that dude.

Underrated

You just red pilled my ass on the horror of cosmic storms

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My brother is on the coast of Georgia is he going to die

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an asteroid just blew past my house. can confirm there are 2000 mph winds outside.

Did they actually call, or even infer, that it would become a "category 13"?
I've only been half watching Dorian as I'm on the west coast of Florida, and haven't checked CNN in any regard pretty much ever.

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>1340 mph
HOLY SHIII

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your brother is in georgia he was dead regardless of the hurricane m8
send for his personal belongings and hope the feral smell of monkeys doesnt ship with them

Probably not.
It's slowed down and strengthened, so Miami will probably get fucked up, but it'll probably just fuck up the east coast over the next couple of days and then die off and be just rain by the time it hits Georgia. He could still get flooding, which he should watch out for if he's in a flood prone area, and make sure he keeps an eye out for "looters" should services get interrupted.

>is he going to die
No, he will live forever.

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i'm scared. HOLD MY PP FEMANONS!!

GOOD LUCK HURRICANE-CHAN

thankyou user. i forgot his name for some reason. guy is a fucking legend. would totally go storm chasing with this bro.

RAMEN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Can he swim?

What if this hurricane isn't real and the next morning they say it turns around and fades out in the pacific.

Lulz

>cat 13

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>CNN just reported hurricane is now CAT 13 with winds of 1340 MPH.

I just confirmed this. Its true.

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>cat 13
rip the gulf of mexico.

Hopefully it destroys Washington DC

kek

LOL.
That would be so funny if his resort got leveled.

Roofing contractors be like

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Expected to strike the Carolina coast in 90 minutes. Will make landfall as a CAT 32 with winds gusting to 5694 MPH. Everyone not living in hardened missile silos ordered to evacuate to New York city.

Holy shit! How many times did the burgers nuke it to pump it up to that energy level?

welllll
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypercane
looks like weve had worse
jupiters great red spot only moved around 200 mph

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Invest in Home Depot, Lowe's is currently falling hard. However, I'd invest fast seeing as how the online market is killing any sort of walk in business lately. Lowe's can't even open new locations anymore.

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>CAT 13

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winds 128mph

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why are americans afraid of wind and rain?

Because they live in ticky tacky boxes

He'll be fine Igor. The Black Sea is nice this time of year.

I’m in Florida. This hurricane is a nothing burger. Screencap this.

BOO HOO bull shit just to sell out the stores, good for the economy everyone wins, the storm will miss us. you'll see