My dog is cooler then you

how's portland nowadays? I used to go to the children's hospital a lot as a kid and the place was pretty cool

Same. Where you at?

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Dude Portland is still pretty cool,. it sometimes gets lame.. Fucking snowflakes fucking it up for everyone and the occasional mental nut.

I am actually Joe. The other Joe is an imposter. As me your fortune..

Mutha...

I disagree. You cannot walk one block downtown without being reminded of the current state of the worst the left has to offer.

it's oaks park still fun? I heard they got rid of one the rides or something

I drink about that much a night
I live on the east coast
How's that nw going for ya
I can tell ya now Joe the east coast is a lot more... You know just better
East coast Canada and New England anyways

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There can be only one.

Yeah, Downtown is in a state of suffering. I agree with your statement. It's bad I know.

sup joe I'm in the middle of the USA and I'm drunk as fuck and I love you what's up

Nice

You’re love is misplaced.

Dude my favorite ride there is the blue thing that puts you in a pair of 2 and you have a brake that stops you. fun ride Oaks park is still there.

The real Joe only uses weed and eschews alcohol altogether.

You ever throw shit at antifa fags?

lets take a shot then. fuck it.

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Drinking wouldn't be so fun if misplaced love weren't involved

good to know, I use to go to that place every summer
I haven't been in about 4 years now though

I would love to. But I am too busy with real world things. life ect.

Your fortune is you are drunk and you hop a flight to meet the fake Joe. You realize as you are led into the airport bathroom you are about to get blacked.

Your fortune is this: You reach into your bit to throw shit at antifa fags. Except something is blocking your hand hand. Oh yea you’re getting blacked.

I'm drinking beer tonight and was about to call it but right hand to god I'm gonna go over my limit and chug another Oktoberfest in your honor right now motherfucker

Get what? Here's to you

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Awesome! I'm doing shots , have fun brother

Your fortune is this: You reach for that delicious Octoberfest and grab hold tightly pulling it up to your lips. Except it’s not a beer. It’s a veiny cock. Yup you’re getting blacked

oh fuck yeah you beautiful fuck I'd take a picture but I'm PC posting and not phoneposting but I got a tin of skoal to complement that oktoberfest

if this is what black semen tastes like, the taste of beautiful cool fall weather, changing leaf colors, dark clouds and gorgeous sunsets, then take my mouth Jamal

Go to sleep, drunkard

I'm not done with my bottle and I'm not sleepy. Whats up bro? How are you? Where you from?

Why are you wasting your vodka? Just drink til the room spins and enjoy.

Here is your fortune: You’re typing a message. Except you realize you’re not typing. Your stroking something. Yup, you’re about to get blacked.

i also live in the PNW. ama

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I want to hate you for your Judaism but I'm arguably as drunk as OP so I'm just gonna shalom the fuck out of you.

I'm not wasting it. I do shots he and there .. I take my dog out to piss.. I piss too .. things happen,. The fun part is reactions and well.. being buzzed on 4ch isn't the worst of ideas.

Remember to brush your teeth, Joe. No joke, you wanna keep that shit clean and healthy.

Hi I’m Joe from the northwest. Here is your fortune: You drink Vodka until you’re spinning. Except you realize you’re not drinking anything. More like sucking. And that black thing you’re spinning on. Yea youse a gittin blacked.

Maybe you should lay off the booze. Youre turning into a bit of a faggot there.

I brush and do mouth wash. though I do not have a dental plan. Its ok because life only hits you once. right boys? yeah I'd rather be alive then dead. ask the population of Chiraq they are worse off then Portland Oregon.

These visions I have of your future are beyond my control.

>5th grade
You need to be at least 18 to post here.

grease your neck and put it into the hoop. thanks. QUICK bank off that loss. he gone now

Louisiana nigga (cracker) here. Phone at 5%. first beer of night (heading towards morning) 5% remaining

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I don't know man one time I ate about a quarter of mushrooms and had visions of jews yelliing at me to be but my dog was around and Ijust clung to her the rest of the time its the jews don't forget it

Checked. how are you a nigga and a cracker? Explain..

I was Born in Louisiana I grew up there nigga!

Here is your fortune: The bayou is a lonely place. But not for you. Your nights are spent in the strong arms of a soul man. Yup. You’re getting blacked.

Here is your fortune: That memory you have bout the mushrooms and the clinging to to the dog. Well the only real part of that memory is the clinging. You were clinging all right, clinging onto that black dog. Uh huh, you were getting blacked.

no you are getting blacked. .. so gay

The cards don’t lie! Theretstill time left for all of you to change da future!

are you reading cards or something?

I'm going to smoke some weed and after that i'll, be serious on your reading. k brb

Go Blazers mfer

Unironically one of the coolest threads all night. Have a good one joe

My nigger cheers, drunk shitposting is a power to be reckoned with

Obviously you think this because of my soothsaying abilities?

Dude beer lmao! We got a sweet weed thread too anons.

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Thanks man. you too! I'm trying to stay out of the conspiracy/shooting threads. and just have a good one ya know.

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I'm on the quarter end of a 1.75 L of vodka

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CHECKED you kike

Here is your fortune: Just when you thought you were bringing people together with your cross post into the weed thread you realized, holy shit I’m linking black gay porn again. Yup, ya blacking yourself.

Dude your on weed lmao

Did you ever hear of the “blacked” conspiracy?

I still have a few shots. My dog is security. He watches a lot of cops. Bad boy bad boys whatcha ya gonna do when we come for you

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1978 show 'Galactica' First episode.

SAGA OF A STAR WORLD

There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. That they may have been the architects of the Great Pyramids, or the lost civilizations of Lemuria, or Atlantis. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man, who even now fight to survive somewhere beyond the heavens.

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i just want to say I love you Jow Forums you have turned my world upside down and I always know you are there for me.

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It's OK if it ends here,. but you are weird as fuck. thanks but no thanks .

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