How come you don't have a gf, uncle user?

Because she kept asking stupid fucking questions.

kpop fans are usually ugly and the girl version of smelly weebs

you know what's fucked up? knowing that I missed out on teen sex. Forget being an incel, unless I do something illegal it's an experience I completely missed out on. I will never for the rest of my life experience pussy on its prime; for me, only flabby roasties will be the only choice.
It's like having a relative die. they're gone forever.

Because girls become bad when they get older and dating them is bad.

>empty seats everywhere
Was this a Tuesday 9am game or something?

Because I have subdued my inate desire to seek a mating partner due to constant pornographic stimulation.

Three days without porn and I am out there ready to forcefully procreate with the first female I see.

why would you go to japan and not fuck anyone

Because I don't know how to hold a conversation

Are you the Colombian who used to make this kind of threads every day?

because my hand can make a better sandwich.

Knowing that flabby roasties are all that are available turn all but the most evil of men into volcels.

Goddamit Maria, stop changing the subject. No, you cannot crash here. I'm calling your mother.

Stop being a man-hater, little kiddo. Now, let's play a game called "you make me a sandwich and get me a beer". Off you go, you 8yr old future roastie.

>What's a roasti, uncle user?

You'll find out once you hit college, girl. You'll find out. Also, this time, not too much mustard in my sandwich.

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Good god. It's not hard to talk to girls. Tell her a bit about yourself. Keep it positive. If you are a virgin or never/rarely date or you feel sad keep it to yourself. Then move the conversation to her and keep it on her as much as possible. This isnt hard. Women love to talk about themselves. Stay calm and don't get upset if she talks about her ex or sex she's had in the past. Just act like you don't care.

Have you seen the crowds at an average Marlins game? Some teams just suck ass and people don't wanna go. Don't recognize the stadium so idk

damn kind of a sad that my niece is blind. Still cool of my sister to visit me at our parents home. not being able to move kind of a limits my social interactions.

Because I'm married. I have been married for almost a decade now. How can you not know that?
Isn't age of consent like 7 in Mexico? I'm not telling you to do anything about it, you shouldn't and the bar should be raised, just saying that illegal it is not, but it should be.