Be European

>>make fun of Amerifats on the daily
based

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Kek
Backpeddled to quick Kraut

>sand nigger
>sodomy

Choose one, amerifaggot

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too*

Top Kek lad

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we beat you in war and instigated a policy to de nazify you, aka make you hate yourselves and become passive little dogs so you wouldn't chimp out and start another world war like your barbarian kind always does.. think about that every time you see a us military person

The grammar Jew strikes again :( :(

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>Sei ich
>US "geschaftsman" in Berlin.
>Meinen kumpeln und Ich gehen ins Klub party machen und mit hubsche Frauen tanzen.
>Dorfer wird Bose aber nicht tun.
>Wir nehmen fuer Afterparty diese Madels an Haus.
>Bumsen Madeln bis Sonne kommt wieder. Fruestueck und Schickt mit Taxi zuruck
>Sie sagten immer, Deutscher Manner sind langweilig und arme.

im very confused about burgers who make such obviously spelling mistakes, its your first language i couldnt ever see myself making such obvious mistakes with finnish

there is no "we" unless you are a jew

I'm no fan of fatshits, but Germany went from Turkified to Somalified to Arabafied etc. etc. I'm not happy about either of our situations. Granted I laugh at everyone who deserves it including leaves, but don't cope by projection

That’s rich coming from a country that’s been at war for 9/10th of its existence.

america would never start a world war though. germany is fucking at it again with the european union which will inevitable end in tears

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Trumptard theories

Fuck you toothpaste

You sure about that?

Have you seen the average American?

We spent two of those wars to getting your great grampa's bicycle back after he Germans took it from him as they retreated from our advance. You're welcome cheese roller.

(((start another world war)))

Stfu you fatass bible belt living ford F-150 hick

>Be American
>Stationed in Stuttgart
>Marry German girl.
>Son born in Germany
>Return to Burgerland
>Return to Germany 20 years later.
>See Germany over-run with Turkroaches, slopes, niggers and trashbags.
>See gang-tags spray painted on every wall.
>Feel sorry for Germans who allowed this to happen.
>saxon-hate.mp4

Clearly not Dutch then...

>no way to defend yourself
that is your job mutt. I dont need to do shit as there are millions of you good goy mongrels ready to die for me.
Thank you for your "service" mystery meat.

>Amerifucks still protect us
The bases are not there to protect your stupid ass, also look at the state of Germany.
All the jailing of the speech "criminals", all the nasty porn industry after the war till today, all the millions of shitskin migrants, nasty copyright reinforcement for Hollywood and goat music.
If you think Germans rule Germany you probably are retarded or have a big fat tumor in your frontal cortex.

Holy shit what a little faggot

He's retarded

FUCK THE REPUBLIC AND FUCK WASHINGTON

yes im sure about it

the average american is irrelevant, what matters here is culture. america has a culture of leaving everybody else alone (unless you find oil in your backyard which is a whole other story because of the petrodollar) while germany has a culture of not leaving nobody alone

You forgot about all the German girls that come to bounce on black GI's dicks on base. But it's probably over since you imported nogs for that specific job already

Top kek.

WW1, you did nothing except ship arms.

WW2, you barely did anything, except ship arms ofcourse.

The Russians beat germany, not you, nor england.

noice

“America has a culture of leaving other alone”

WHAT FUCKING ROCK HAVE YOU BEEN UNDER FOR THE LAST CENTURY.

>burger pride flag
I mean, I like making fun of Americans as much as the next guy but how many Germans display German pride?
How many Germans are still self hating cucks who aren't even allowed to be proud of their nation?

ive not been living under a rock but under german boot

new worlders are legitimately retarded Finn. You should know this by now.

>us military person
>person
cu ck

Not roicis. Just don't like 'em. Simple as.

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^this jew, he's loudmouth trash. When you come to America, stay out of NY, LA, Las Vegas. So ugly. Go to the Midwest, or the South. That is the real America. Your people built some of it, some of the best of it. We still celebrate it. Don't worry Euros, not letting the jew drag us into any more wars. Did you notice how no support for Iran war despite carrier flex? I will say for you what you cannot, Gas the Kikes! Am I right?

America has to worry, because that's where America's wealth comes from. The rich elites there are mainly focused on international trade and getting stuff done in cheaper places overseas, because it makes them much richer. Without endless pointless wars, how will the military industrial complex justify its existence?

i-I wasss uhhh ju-just joking guys! For reals!!!! :(
>Do it again boomer Harris

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>Culture
>America
yikes
>america has a culture of leaving everybody else alone
how did you even come to that conclusion? America have, in its brief existence, started more wars and invaded more countries than any other nations in the 20th century (and they are in the race for first place in the 21st as well).

Fascinating.

>even schools teach pozzed shit
You literally have state officials telling you what to think.

Usa should have nuked German instead Japan.

Kek, atleast Dresden had to be bombed to shit.

Your cities crumble on their own.

>notice how no support for Iran war despite carrier flex?
they are still going to drag you into that stupid conflict one way or another burger.

the only way this image can be true to its intention is if britbong flags are added into the mix

Just sell the Complex on the endless wars we could have with pinko countries all over the western world. As stated, you all can't defend shit for shift. Fuck y'all and take what we want. We're literally your military. Be bitches, get treated like one.

You aswell retard.

>invaded more countries than any other nations in the 20th century
As opposed to the British,French or Russian empires? Ok that's a big cope.

What a stupid thread....

We treat school teachers like the worthless shit they are. In Germany they are Beamte

america has done nothing that other empires throughout history havent, in fact given their position and capabilities america has been remarkably restrained unlike again another european country that shall go unnamed

Weak. Unlike you soft fuckers we put German kids in concentration camps. Starved and worked them to the bone.
oh yeah and then we used German teens to clear minefields with shovels.
The fact that Americans think that saying "we kill Germans" would make your average European mad is funny. Germans are the Americans of Europe. Nobody likes you and nobody likes them.

Stop raping children.

Also, we can homeschool

That’s possible here too,

Can’t speak for the krauts tho.

Teachers and politicians aren’t held that high here either.

When did Jow Forums get flooded with lefty faggots who cry about America using violence against lesser countries? That's Jow Forums tier bullshit

no you.

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>Unlike you soft fuckers
That's pretty arrogant coming from someone whose country surrendered in less than a fucking week. Even the frogs took longer to wave the white flag. Of course you hate us I'm sure many vassals under the Roman empire hated their overlords so long as you submit and take your allotted portions of refugees we don't care what you think of us.

Cheese Roller, my dad was a WW2 USMC, if you don't think Americans did anything, I can show you some graveyards in Europe full of American MEN of your age or younger who died in a Jewish war where whites fought whites. The jew pressured he entire world to gang up on Hitler, who honestly just wanted some gasoline and a little farmland out East. WW2 ruined America culturally by putting women to work and putting blacks in our military. Le56% is the price we paid for your crummy little Europe, all of which would fit in Texas. What a mistake! Imagine if Hitler had applied National Socialism across the European continent, how much better off would mankind be now. He didn't do anything to the Neatherlands really, honestly. Right?

show me an American and I'll show you a destroyer of Europe

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Well, that answers that.

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It's just europoors coping with their miserable existence, see, they can't talk shit about rapeuges oline least Frau Merkel throw them in her concentration camp so they have to pick on us, their betters.

nice projection hans, your country is yet again trying to ruin europe as we speak

>Didn’t do anything to the Netherlands.

Hitler was a big retard, he should’ve delegated most of his power to the party.

He created a constant struggle for power, which led to the wehrmacht becoming way less efficient.

Germany could’ve won if they stabbed his ass in the back.

It would really be great if your military forces were to go to Poland and leave western europe alone, just like your ambassador "threatened".

Sell us Iceland! Just swim away and we'll spare your lives! Give us the oil, the gahzoline, just swim away!

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Thank you for saying that to him but unfortunately his own cognitive dissonance will never allow him to see the error of his ways.

Go off yourself faggot boomer

>British
They got you beat back in the 19th and 18th no doubt. But then again the British empire was the largest crime syndicate ever founded. Read about them and you will be educated in the absolute master class of treason, backstabbing and dishonorable conduct in history.
Are you mystery meat strays trying to be like old daddy?
>French
they French dont even get close
>Russian empire
The Russki slav subhumans were and are tranquil compared to you degenerate negroes.
are there places were you cant home school mutt?
>america has done nothing that other empires throughout history havent
sure if you look at the US and the mongols they are pretty much the same. Or the Huns. Absolute barbaric uncivilized brutes without any shred of humanity.
>remarkably restrained
invading and sending troops into over a hundred nations and having military installation all over the globe is considered "remarkably restrained"? Finn, put down the vodka and leave the sauna its clouding your judgement.
>your allotted portions of refugees
we dont even receive UN quota refugees. We let you carry all the burdens and break your back slaving for us.
>vassals
more like you are the spic working the garden.
>That's pretty arrogant
yes

My ww2 vet grandfather had sex with a 16 year old Germangirl in Munich. It apparently cost him two k rations. He's never talked much about the war but in his senile state he's admitted to some pretty interesting things.

>Be american

>thinks he’s free

Just because you say “muh freedom”, doesn’t make it true.

Traitors are executed before enemies.

I told your sister she was pretty in when I was in Amsterdam, she surrendered immediatly too.

>British They got you beat back in the 19th and 18th no doubt
You only had to say that I was right user.

Fucking based

>Poland having to pay the Brits for military equipment after the war
Methinks the whole thing in general is just about the West hating Slavs

That’s a bad joke, even for your low standards.

Atleast we don’t fuck our sisters, hillbilly.

>Sell us Iceland!
the bongs liberated Iceland doing WW2. Iceland had been under brutal danish occupation for generations and they had no say in anything. Doing the 1700s they were raided by Arabs and Africans and many were taken as slaves. The Danes send no relief or help.
also you can have Greenland and free the Eskimos if you dare. Go ahead big boy. I know you weak faggots are all bark and no bite.

Could you stop offending me with your Reddit spacing buddy? If you don't I'm going to call your local political correctional officer you'll be forced to undergo sensitivity training buy a big black negro tranny as is the traditional custom of your country of northern Germany.

>t. Gets beaten by third world peasants regularly

Just try us, faggots. Reminder that there is no soviet union to do the heavy lifting around this time.
Really wonder what percentage of your fresh tranny regiments will just kilk themsrlves.

In age of globalism and guerilla warfare the military is becoming obsolete. Conquest becomes too costly.

Who profits from every war in the last 200 years?

Ofcourse, it’s the eternal american juden.

tx based tyrone, also we won't forget who forced that crisis upon us:(You), amerifat.

what a threat!

Yet we have military bases in your country and own your ass?

>t. coping relic
times have changed, you are mere low IQ bitches to the rest of the sane world now, you inbred atrocity

We'll put minorities on the front of our formations not a single kraut will dare to open fire for fear of being racist.

That’s rich, halfbreed.

America, land of the SJW, feminism and niggers.