Fuck, I hate the corporate office environment so much. I honestly shitposted about it for years before I went in...

Fuck, I hate the corporate office environment so much. I honestly shitposted about it for years before I went in, and all my theorising was true.

Firstly, there is very little work to do. If you had your own office this wouldn't be so bad. But open plan offices mean that you are always watched, which means you can't browse the internet or waste time productively. The open plan office is dehumanising because there is non-stop noise, seemingly just the right amount to not be easily ignorable, because co-workers who are relevant to you have conversations. It feels like losing 20 IQ points while being assimilated in to a hivemind.

After the freedom of university, I feel like a prisoner for having to be at a desk from 9 to 5.30. Literally a prisoner chained to his desk. 8.5 hours of anything is insane. If I had the autism necessary to do that without distress, I may as well have learnt programming. University was freedom and work is prison. I will never respect people who denigrate university because they would rather work. They are ignorant. I hated my degree but intellectual work never left me with that tired hangover feeling that work leaves me with. On the plus side, NOT having that feeling would probably signify something much worse.

My work is braindead but I know this isn't the same for everyone, like programmers etc. As soon as I went in to the office environment, I suddenly regretted not specialising in something like programming, law, engineering, design etc. I am an interchangeable cog without the social skills to move jobs easily. In terms of non-technical office monkeying, being a lawyer is the pinnacle, really. The law is swallowing up everything.

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The worst part is, obviously, the people. If you are not a normie who affects normieness, you are doomed in the workplace. This is hugely aggravated by the presence of women in the workplace. Despite browsing Jow Forums for years and seeing them complain about this, I didn't believe them, despite being redpilled. I considered myself a rational person who agreed with Jow Forums when they used reason, and surely women were pretty much equal in behaviour when in everyday environments?

Wrong. It is doubly excruciating working with women. They get extremely offended by anyone who isn't an out and out normie. I previously had a female manager in a job that had braindead work. She said my performance was awful because I wasn't an extrovert i.e., "I didn't engage with the team" blabla. Part of the normie charade that women focus on to an extreme degree is the work social events, pointless meetings, pointless "working groups" etc. They get literally offended by the idea that information can be conveyed through writing.

To be fair, almost all the women younger than me, including a previous manager, were great. But many are awful. I'm in my 20s and relatively junior in my career, so if a woman 15+ years older than me works directly with me, she is probably either stupid or merely uses the workplace as a social outlet.

Women also dress sluttily, which is depressing as a blackpilled and ugly male. They also swallow and use corporatespeak, which I simply disrespect. It is literally a law of corporate nature that any non-high working hours, non meritocratic, detached from the ground and immediate results corporate environment will be majority filled with women and tend towards that state.

Of course, the corporate world wouldn't be complete without non-stop LGBTQ+, anti-sexism etc propaganda. From the outside I thought this stuff was 99 % bullshit. From the inside, I see that it's 100 % bullshit. I worked in the public sector one summer and was really aggravated by the naked political activism that is inextricably linked with this shit. That shouldn't be allowed.

8.5 hours is also just enough to steal an entire day but not enough for worthwhile free time. How am I supposed to work from 9 to 5.30, commute to and from work, exercise every day, eat and prepare food, do routine and unexpected chores, and read, do edifying stuff, go outside to get daylight, and socialise (Jow Forums) each week? If I was a doctor or policeman, I would simply choose to work overtime right now. The biggest waste of time in your 20s isn't working 80 hours a week, because that implies you have a high status job. The biggest waste is working a 40 hour per week job. The London rent means that my increased savings per year is not high.

work for three hours, then find reasons to go walk around and talk to other coworkers. or at least look like you're going to meet with another coworker. it's stupid, but go take a 35 minute shit. if you're shitting at home, you're already doing it wrong.

another tip: computer problems. put in your service ticket to IT, then hang out and wait while they show up to install adobe

this can be done once a week without issue. more than that looks bad.

you need to try to suck as much out of the company as they are taking from you. more if you jew it right. in a job like this, the end goal is to be a net cost to the company so that it will ultimately close down.

also, lie about having a kid.

>Literally a prisoner chained to his desk.

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you can even lie about being gay if you can handle the stupid office fags trying to hit on you. these last two will score you diversity points with the lefty office cunts. dont make friends with them, but do be friendly. never tell them information. make them talk about themselves. even if you don't really actually care, get them to talk about themselves.