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Location: 26.5°N 76.5°W
Moving: W at 8 mph
Min pressure: 927 mb
Max sustained: 160 mph
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landfall when
CONFEDERATE METEOROLOGIST IS A POSTING NIGGER FAGGOT
when you lose your virginity, NERD!
Looking bleak for the Northern Bahamas.
>Namefags
Fucking cancer
dorian cancelled
LEARN
TO
SWIM
First for FUCK THE SEC
Nothing will happen as always, as it didn't happen with previous hurricanes.
New thread, goys
xth for end my suffering mighty storm
A HURRICANE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
So nobody will be on bad side of storm yet y'all still acting like this is Katrina 2.0 sad.
How did /soc/ get involved with this?
HOLY SHIT U OKAY BRO??
kys you weeb tranny
Bahamas are kill. RIP
Why are mods allowing these threads. Clearly half the discussion is related now that namefags have taken over. Very little posting is Jow Forums related. The storm isn't even a happening. Its just rain and wind blowing around at sea.
77 confirm, the suffering ends soon fellow Floridaman
My wife's son is at UCF. Is he gonna be ok?
>weeb
Why are you on Jow Forums, you came on along with the centipedes?
Because the mods left Jow Forums 6 years ago
man, what a bunch of negative nancies starting this thread off. be nice to confederate, he's a good guy and a vet of these parts. also he drank too much last night and told us he's considering suicide from all the isolation. okay here's a pretty gif. Toronto has been wiped off the map btw
Okay enough fucking around. Is Orlando fucked? Stop playing with my feelings.
why do you care? seriously? Its almost a tradition.
Just ignore it CM.
>considering suicide from all the isolation
who isn't really
>being so fucking stupid you don't even understand how much you're shitting up the board
When AHSG eventually gets banned it'll be the fault of dumb niggers like you. Now gtfo namefag. Your kind and your bullshit isn't welcome on Jow Forums.
Ya that's true, there's always these fags every year who hate fun and hurricanes. It is what it is.
the nigs have zero fucks. this is gonna be so good. But i need a translator. I think they're speaking some english...
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>getting drunk
>have no idea cat5 imminent
>humps ten cases of Coca-Cola
>"we no go shelta dey da scared gheys"
guess I'm not sleeping either... this is just fuckin gold. If I have to pay taxes for these dumbshits then I'm getting my money back in laughs!
So after the EWRC how fast is Dorian gonna strengthen more? Someone said very strong cat 5 with 230 mph winds but that sounds absurd. Or maybe not so absurd.
Yeah if this thread wasn't here it would make room for another highly desired BBC or Twitter thread.
This or put it in /an/ this happening shit is the worst. When it becomes an actual crisis then post but when it's the nothing burger it always is keep it out. I swear people were acting like Barry was an actual threat. Delusional
You are aware WE made /AHSG/ ya?
dilate.
is that fucking boonkgang
>t. newfag
Go back to /ptg/ and fucking stay there, one if you're a rule fag this fits under this board's topics, but also /ahsg/ is one of the great traditions now kys boomer.
You in jamaca mon?
user, did you not hear? Kek has spoken.
>DUDE THEZE NAMEFAGS ARE LIKE TRADITION LOL XD
Its not a tradition shit for brains. AHSG was built by anons, not a handful of namefags and their dick sucking groupies.
On a serious note, which school has the best thots in Florida?
alright well you got me there
>don't talk about things before they happen on Jow Forums
titusville AKA titsville
This will not even make landfall due to landfall being when eye goes over land this will be some strong wind and rain with maybe some storm surge but again nobody will be on bad side to receive the devastating storm surge
Euro shifting WEST again!
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Dorian Internet Defense Force GTFO
>who isn't really
The schizoid masterrace.
They are going to die
>namefagging and off topic bullshit is ok because I don't like on topic threads anyway
Get out.
Blown the fuck out.
Bahama buzzsaw :(
Did they fix any models? Or they all st I'll ll fucked up?
why are you so angry user? which tripfag touched you?
EURO STEP
Nobody agrees with you. Go impotently whine about jewish control again.
Any idea if Jeff's going to be in Florida?
ALRIGHT WE ARE GETTING VIDEOS NOW
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ALSO, JIM IS FUCKING READY!
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What? /ahsg/ has been a thing for years. Are you ok retard?
>Let's hype up a tropical storm that does no damage
You niggers are sad
You didn't make shit retard. Anons have and will always be the driving force of AHSG. How dare you post something so egotistical and wrong. Fucking nigger faggot cancer is what you are in these threads.
What the fuck are they saying?
And a house of literally faggots????
I thought the water was okay down there?
922 MB!
i think their aunt is responding in the chat from the eastside of the island. I don't speak fluent chicken tho. ACTUAL CHAT MESSAGE:
> "A ONE REASON Y MI NAH TOO SY NTN YAH NOW A TRU DI ATORM N MI WAA UNUH FI BE SAFE...JUST WAIT MAN"
AHSG is a tradition. A handful of egofagging namefags whoring over the threads and dragging their personal baggage into Jow Forums to set up camp shit things up isn't.
>175 knots
I'M FUCKING SORRY YOU WHAT?
>Bitching about namefags constantly is different than sucking their dick
Namefags can be lame but the drama that (You) are producing is part of the problem
Plus we got largo fags thicc escort brapper
your need to have an identity here is so fucking pathetic. no one's gonna remember you after they leave this thread.
i saged i just wanted to say on all levels, you're a dumb nigger. and no one here will ever respect you.
Horrry Shiiiit! Those numerical figures cannot be false!
Weatherwax, yes, the others, not too many others but it's tradition.
>reeeee get out of my containment board
You could try instead.
also goddamn look at that beautiful organization
Everyone is on the bad side. Do you know how these things work? Speaking of which why no hurricanes in southern hemisphere?
>922 MB!
what does this mean?
brainlet here btw
904 here, let’s stay focused on what’s important and stop the infighting. My new sod is already water logged, and will not survive this storm. Without a doubt, the single greatest loss Dorian will bring to our hemisphere. Press f to pay respects, brothers.
wow
lower is more powerful, Michael landed as a 919 MB for refrence and 1000 is normal atmosphere pressure.
air pressure in millibars, the lower, the better
The hurricane is 922 megabytes.
It's getting stronger!!!
Lower pressure sucks in more of the surrounding air, causing increased wind speed. Means Freeport is megafucked, Old Testament style.
Quints don't lie.
AHSG yes. Namefagging whores shitting the general up as much as possible started this year. All you fags need fuck off.
Imagine being this autistic
>not even a gig of weather
fucking WEAK
That is sexy, how long does it have to grow?
Fewer faggots to draw God’s ire
The bad side the north east side you ignorant nigger. I have lived on gulf coast my entire life and don't need a fucking Yankee lecturing me on storms. Y'all are delusional faggots anyways
for some reason this comment made me laugh the hardest all night
you know the hype of this board has changed global politics forever right? btw, if you want to be on topic...how many nukes do you think israel has?
where's all the wh*teboianons when you need em?
>started this year
You're literally a fucking retard Geoff now get in the blue shed under the BP sign and await your reward.
Thanks makes sense
>posts a namefag's whore from an earlier thread drama as response
Get out.
fellow Florida anons check in.
Palm Beach County here,
hoping this bitch passes us.
thought we were in the clear yesterday.
>sage on all levels
>no sage in name
faggot
rolling for this desu
Namefagging is a separate issue.
>On a serious note, which school has the best thots in Florida?
seems you don't have to imagine being autistic, though.
And here are 5 cat 5's of the last 5 years