Brit/pol/ - Waxed Jacket Edition

I miss my witch of a jewish ex-gf. Think she might have sucked my soul out through my benis.

Where were you when the traitord marched on the Palace?

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Pull up alternatives with no limited equipment, i.e. a towel?

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shopper bear getting sticky tonight lads

>philip darling, why are there so many trannies outside?

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lads please

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Wtf

i only just realised jennifer connelly is a jew
funny how they slip under your radar when you're not paying attention
she's still gorgeous though

>no pride in deportation

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turns our they were khazar milkers all along

Shopper bear endorses nudity

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They keep saying that Old people voted Brexit but these marches and demonstrations are full of old boomers.

For me it's Waltz of the Flowers
youtube.com/watch?v=QxHkLdQy5f0

eddie ill patreon you £100 if you find the song

>those comments

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>the 55 year old schizo coomer

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Only in London

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look at her

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Brexiteers should be rounded up and gassed.

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Piccadilly Circus is where you can get mugged by Londoners and still be happy about it because you just got a free mugging experience

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swimming in brine lads

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I think we have the same Jewish ex girlfriend

you mum should be rounded up and cummed in by me

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you getting your sides ready for an October 24th election? i have it from a good source that if there's a bill passed to delay brexit by 10am next monday (9th), Bojo is calling an election. if the bill isn't sent for royal assent by 10am, proroguing will begin.

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nash was a genius

Royal Norf Regiment

She looks Welsh, is she half Jewish?

He’s not wrong, but remainers should be gassed too

lads please someone link the 'she really done a number on me this time' song

God I've got a swollen pecker; it needs help

Here be Yorkists

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WELL YOU HEARD ABOUT LOVE
GIVING SIGHT TO THE BLIND
MY BABY'S LOVING CAUSE THE SUN TO SHINE
SHE'S MY SWEET LITTLE THING
SHE'S MY PRIDE AND JOY

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Sounds like some gay anime shit no offside
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hang you'reselve's

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You see

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>Connelly's mother was Jewish, and was educated at a yeshiva; all of Connelly's maternal great-grandparents were Jewish emigrants from Poland and Russia.
i don't see it either really but apparently so, explains the dark hair i guess

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I've got a swollen pecker that needs help

Towel row. Just need something to wrap the towel round. Get convict conditioning its full of shit like this.

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you're all fucking useless

Too patrician for that, I will quietly OD one day though.
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Here you go mate x
m.youtube.com/watch?v=nOKMBw_F6ss

I’ve got it mate, I think you recommended me it. Pull ups is one of the bit 6, but I can’t find a viable alternative for them. Pic related is best I can come up with so far

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Is this graph supposed to teach me how to stab a door?

I love you all

at least laura isn't a jew
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got any advice for dealing with zingari?

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Get CC2 as well, more good stuff. Madbarz is also good for no equipment calistgenics.

Jeff has a no pullup back routine maybe try these?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mjnseqLiVXM

only jusy realised it's sunday and gym shuts in 30 mins
FUCK SAKE
youtube.com/watch?v=_qETYenbPNg

FUCK YOU USELESS VIRGINS

youtube.com/watch?v=7FkpM4FWa8A

HAHAHAHHAAA

Exercises for people with no equipment

Lie underneath a table/desk/anything you can grab and pull your upperbody towards it keeping the rest of your body as rigid as possible.

I FUCKING FOUND IT MYSELF

Them comments man holy hell, I swear people in this country get their facts from dreams they might have had once

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He's going to end up like pic .

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literally took all my supplements and protein then got up to leave and it dawned on me
CUNT

I don't agree with what he's saying but I respect the autism required to live your life like that.

just have a four hour wank

73 pushups lad

I HOPE YOU ALL SUFFOCATE TO DEATH< GET RESUSCITATED ONLY TO DROWN AHAHHAHAHAA

i fucking found it hahahaha

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"Jewish race" is kind of a meme thing. basically just eastern European but inbred over hundreds of years. Polish are technically partly celts & that mite be why I think she looked Welsh.

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Looks good, I’ll give it a watch
Beds too low

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good idea

shit idea

you couldn't even do 10 pushups you worthless cunt

Watch your pockets, be mindful of your surroundings.

Not all gypsies are thieves but most of them are

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>The EU's lead Brexit negotiator has rejected Boris Johnson's demands for the Irish backstop to be scrapped.

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muslim women are hilarious on twitter etc, posting shit like that saying 'omg men are trash' when the men are literally behaving the way a good muslim should
why even call yourself muslim if you're just gonna be a kuffar slag online

i can do 30 in one set i know it's not very good at all but it's something you cunt

you couldn't even wank for one hour

hideously white
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Mate just go to the park and grab a tree branch, then, pull yourself up until your arms give out.

It isn't hard really; cavemen were strong, yet, they had no gym at their disposal. how do you think they managed to get so buff?

If you can do that twice in under 2 mins, that’s a not bad PFT score

what up against the wall you spasticated fat virgin

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actually hate white people

>Polish are technically partly celts
always thought poles reminded me of working class brits/chavs

Got any other furniture?

this, he's based
cringe

I've never seen so many white people in one place!

only do it that way when your mums pussy is between me and the wall desu

i dont have a mum im a test tube baby

you've been found out you lying virgin

That’s it, tried to do it on the shelves but can’t get a grip

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