If my neighborhood gets flooded I will commandeer two alligators, glue some boots to their backs and tie miniature buoys to their feets, and then ride them like jet skis to safety
>not the cape wearing child projectile edition What are you doing user
Jayden Reyes
Yes. New projections show Dorian is, in fact, going to continue North, slow down over the Great Lakes - which are said to warm to unprecedented levels due to global warming being real - and then continue straight into Toronto as a 300 MPH Super Storm.
The queen is about to have one less country in her commonwealth
Benjamin Lopez
Just because the eye isn't dropping on you doesn't mean you won't catch severe flooding and 130+ mph winds.
Kevin Taylor
Oh it's just a gay radio
Kevin Wright
NOAA is intentionally botching their predictions in response to Trump slashing their climate change research budget. Trump will be blamed when this defeat are a huge portion of Florida. Pic related
There should be a couple more passes before landfall, sub 900mb is possible right now.
Carson Stewart
It is about where they wanted it and they predicted a little latitude gain then a little latitude dip but that appears to be happening a bit later than they showed. All we can do is watch. If it dips or keeps west you can quickly run into trouble.
>never seen an alligator roll You go right ahead and do that.
Brayden Hall
only grand bahama and abaco are in danger, we're fine on new providence (the island that matters) darold miller is a clown, I love him see first quote
James Lewis
I JUST WANT TO EXPERIENCE A HURRICANE
Austin Phillips
Based Bahamans tell the truth that its not turning North. Still due west
Andrew Foster
It's a shithole too. Full of white trash and inbreds. You'd think the Space Coast would have some smart people and nice spots, but it is all trash. Everyone smart just commutes.
I'd like to see Bahamas become a pirate republic again post apoycalyp- i mean hurricane.
Matthew Cox
Report from Hope Town: Communications went down around 11 10 a.m. 11:10 11:15 ish Wind is unimaginable Roofs are peeling off Windows are blowing out
From the father of redditor in Hope Town.
Adrian Morales
>tfw not amphibious
Angel Lopez
>969mg of Dorian is that a new drug?
Alexander Scott
I don't know why there isn't more self contained battery units like that navy flag cam from Michael, I want to see that pier bar shredded and nogs trying to loot some ciroc in the middle of the storm.
Gabriel Ortiz
Also fuck Melbourne. Every kid I’ve met from there at FSU is an asshole. Makes me glad Phi Delt got kicked off because they’re all Melbourne/jupiterfags
Carter Morris
well they've been pretty spot on all morning lad so i dunno.
Ayden Turner
dammit, all the mexicanos come up here for the weekends, fucking decimated the local grocery store...
>was gone for 30 mins, 3 new breads kek
Mason Foster
Based Florida Man
Jaxson Stewart
of all places miami is one that definitely deserves to be wiped off the face if the earth t. lived in miami for 17 years
Jonathan Walker
Beep boop
Luke Wilson
321 reportan. Im the user that memed and got triplets for 321 is a go for blastoff. I-I regret nothing.
Kevin Stewart
They are kinda scary desu. Then after you sit without power for like two weeks sweating your nuts off.
Juan Bennett
and a St Petersburg in Florida
and a couple other blatantly stolen cities
Luis Thomas
200+ MPH WEST PALM LANDFALL CURVE INTO ORLANDO AND STRAIGHT UP INTO ATLANTA DON'T EVEN BOTHER GETTING READY IT'S TOO LATE
