Why don't politicians grow beards anymore?

Why don't politicians grow beards anymore?

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theyre trying to catch up with the new generations, as they dont have testosterone anymore

They are all under the control of the greedy Gillette cabal.

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he should shave that shitty hair transplant combover job too. go full boss mode look.

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Beards are associated with onions and faggotry now

Beards are for onions boys now

Oh we do.

Because being clean shaven means you have a good hygiene and morning routine. That's why you go always clean shaven when going to job interview.

They are trying to look young.

Low test.

Low energy.

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Same reason they can't have tattoos, piercings, or long hair. They are supposed to look very formal and neat.
Facial hair fell out of fashion in WW1 and clean shaven remains the default acceptable look for men.

We are still in the no-beard part of the Beard Cycle. If a powerful man comes to dominance and has a beard, they will come back in style.

Unironically a good look on Drumpf.

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Women voters. No beards, no baldies.

because they aren't filthy goat hearders

She would have let it grow if she could win with it!

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because donald trump is too low testosterone to grow facial hair

Damn. That look is pretty based. Someone should share it with him kek

Mutton chops is best chops.

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Super rare. I’m phonefagging, what is that flag?

US Virgin Islands.

>Virgin

Epstein is shitposting again

Was Trump a Baldwin all along?

beards are super fucking gay
mustaches that make you look like a duke is where it's at

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Beards are for homos. They need a bib to wipe the jizz from their face. Its an easy way for low T bumpkin boomers to signal masculinity, it's a pathetic low effort way to boost that general "man score". Anyone can do it. Even women these days. Beards don't represent jackshit anymore. Find another way to signal that you were born with a penis so these faggots have something new to co-opt. Or ya know quit signaling like a women, quit worrying about looking trendy and just live a life free of degeneracy. Ever since social media came about I've watched nearly EVERYONE turn into a vain faggot.

>Anyone can do it.
nope

>politicians grow beards

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It all depends on your beard genetics though.

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Only Islamic terrorists, hipsters and barbarians grow beards.
And they're all equally despicable.

looks good, give him the delegates daahnald

>Why don't politicians grow beards anymore?
Because it means they're hiding something

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Two reasons. A beard in Capitol Hill tends to be viewed as unhygienic. Extreme vanity is a byproduct of politics. The second reason is most politicians cant grow decent facial hair. Any man can let it grow, but few men have facial hair that grows evenly and full.

Typical that slavs and krauts would take orders from literal /fa/ggots. I guess it really is true all your good men got murdered.

RARE
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>going to a job interview
Sad

Epstein????

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Trump can't grow a beard. That low T jew puppet can only have a photoshop beard.

>Why don't politicians grow beards anymore?

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The Laura of Wet Blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

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Nice

Only faggots grow a beard

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Probably during the cold war, Communist South American politicians are remembered for beards like Castro, while North American politicians were clean-shaven.
There's probably a cultural meme spreads that beards are for homeless people and men should shave to look good based on that I reckon.

Because they are all poofs now.

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Trump couldn't grow a beard if he fucking tried. He had facial electrolysis done years ago. Just like Caitlyn Jenner.

Fuck off

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It's also why there hasn't been a presidential candidate with facial hair since Thomas Dewey.

>not posting the basedest

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Rare Pepe for a rare flag

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Generation boomer is terribly against them.

I posted this because of tattoo. Beard is a bonus.